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Why did God have babies murdered? Well, I'm not sure what this is in reference to. I know of the firstborns in Egypt being killed (not murdered, though), and this was a specific curse for the Pharaoh.

Be very careful when answering questions like these. Atheists and agnostics are of the devil and will try to twist your words in accordance with the will of their father.

Don, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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HairlessMonkeyDK

Actually, Don... may I call you Don? Thanks... Actually, Don, we don't have to \"twist\" anything.
Y'see, your god was so considerate, that he left ample evidence of his psychotic nature right there in the bible for all to see.
So, if anything, Don, YOU'RE the one twisting his words... And can you guess what THAT means, Don? Can you?
That's right, Don... You're goin' to HELL!

11/24/2006 10:16:59 AM

Dr. Shrinker

You've never read the Book of Joshua have you? You've never read what god did to David and Bathsheeba's first child either, huh? Odd that some one who knows so littler about the bible would be calling other people "of the devil."

2/24/2009 7:35:00 PM



Right so if I break into your house and 'kill' your family it ok?

3/10/2009 10:07:08 PM

Mr. Icosa

...So did the babies consent to their deaths or what?

3/15/2009 6:48:07 PM

WickedWitch

Atheists and agnostics are apparently tieflings now?

WTF

8/1/2010 2:02:55 PM

Canadiest

"Be very careful when answering questions like these"

Avoid questions like these, you mean. Make up some bullshit on the spot or study your leaders nonsense answers to such questions and/or (the most used ) use a totally unrelated quote from elsewhere in the Bible that still answers nothing

8/2/2010 5:40:48 AM

Simeon

Of course, because there's SO MUCH non-biblical evidence for the plagues of Egypt!

8/2/2010 8:59:03 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Atheists and agnostics are of the devil and will try to twist your words

Like trying to call baby killing "murder".
Pffftt The blasphemers!

8/2/2010 9:05:11 AM

Dr.SteveBrule

Because the Devil, my father, groomed me to twist words in some shadowy Christian forum in the bowels of the internet doesn't mean you can't trust me.

So why did God do all the baby-killing stuff again?

1/17/2011 11:18:42 PM

louislois

Only a Rapture Retard would say something like killing infants isn't murder because their god said its okay...

You freaks really are just one big death cult!

1/17/2011 11:28:45 PM

Justanotheratheist

Killing the firstborns isn't murder, but abortion is? We don't need to twist fundies' words, they do a great job of it all by themselves.

And my father has been dead since 1993. Though I guess he is not what you meant.

1/18/2011 12:21:08 AM



Who needs to twist your words when we can just quote your exact words and get the same effect?

8/6/2011 1:15:29 PM

LordMu

But who expects fundies to know what logic means

9/20/2011 10:33:53 AM
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