Not Perfect, But Forgiven #fundie rr-bb.com

This is definetely the season. I'm getting the feeling like an athlete right before the gun sounds and a race is about to start. The anticipation, the background noise, the knot in my stomach. This is really happening.

When the situation with Russia reaches a fever pitch, the hammer will drop and the return of our Lord for us will be moments away. One may want to leave any extra bibles laying around in accessible places for any of those left behind. Having extra food out for pets is also a good idea. Basically, prepare for a 7 year vacation away from your house. Most likely, it won't be standing when we return anyhow. Besides, you won't need it; our enormouse gem-studded mansions will be much more preferable: 0% down, 0% A.P.R., no payments for the first eternity. With all that's happening in our world, Jesus is so close to coming for us its easy to get goosebumps. I feel much less stressed than normal, and things that used to bug me don't anymore. I know I'm so close to leaving this world, not much gets to me anymore. It's just not worth it. Jesus is about to come for me, and this world can have all its problems.

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