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I know that evolution is like that stupid chart that they pull out in biology class with the monkey slowly evolving to a human... umm no that totally condradicts the whole adam and eve.. so how can you say that evolution doesn't contradict the BIBLE...

Smee012, Christian Forums 7 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Tom S. Fox

Silly boy.
You got it backwards.

2/15/2008 5:39:16 AM

Freboy

Moderate Christians distinguish between academic truth and religious reasoning. Moreover, they tend to see the bible as something symbolic.

Sorry if that was too many long words for you...

2/15/2008 12:30:49 PM

Tormentor of Religion

The bible = truth
Science = lies of satan
Seeing as how that's the case with you, please throw away all modern conveniences. Including antibiotics.

3/29/2009 8:47:52 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Well, you see, if every 4th verse is a metaphor....

9/24/2010 5:59:13 PM

Justanotheratheist

The Bible is so easy to contradict that it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Really, anybody with half an inclination can do it.

9/24/2010 10:28:13 PM

Philbert McAdamia

That first guy, on the left, Smee?

Not a monkey.

9/24/2010 11:20:30 PM

Kuyohashi

Um..we can't, we don't, we in fact blatantly tell you that it does contradict the Bible. The problem arises when you take one book as the absolute truth, just because it tells you it's the absolute truth. You are incapable of critical thought and are a gullible twat.

3/3/2011 9:04:28 AM
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