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If macroevolution was true, I could go to the National Zoo, find one of the chimps, and successfully mate with it and she could have a human-chimp hybrid child. Or, I may even be able to produce a child with a dog. Or an ameoba, since I came from one to begin with. So why don't you see these things happening?

chris_h, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Fernando

Beacuse it takes millions of years, bitch.

4/16/2008 6:17:26 AM

Morbo


EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

4/16/2008 7:33:23 AM

F

How you get your kinks is entirely your business.

4/16/2008 7:44:48 AM

3chordwonder

I'd love to watch you mate with a dog...

4/17/2008 10:07:18 AM

Katsuro

chris_h is so much of a retard that it's obviously a waste of time to respond with a constructive comment. So I'll settle for just calling him a retard.

4/17/2008 10:43:00 AM



You know what? Go ahead and screw that amoeba. Make sure you film it so we can see the results.

12/8/2009 11:24:25 PM

FSMpirate

chris_h wants gay amoeba sex... Throw in that dog, and a jar of peanut butter, and you got yourself a party!

12/9/2009 7:11:54 AM

FSMpirate

chris_h wants gay amoeba sex... Throw in that dog, and a jar of peanut butter, and you got yourself a party!

12/9/2009 7:12:16 AM

Rayne

I find it disturbing as hell that all you "salt of the earth" types spend your time sitting around thinking about bestiality and people putting things in their anuses. I never, NEVER think about these things unless I'm on this site.

12/9/2009 7:59:12 AM

Rapax Pringer

You want to fuel your desire, don't you, furfag?

9/8/2010 5:08:35 PM

rubber chicken

Because the fences around the enclosures in zoos are there to protect the chimps from you not the other way round.

9/8/2010 7:32:14 PM

SpacemanSpiff

If any of that idiocy were possible, it would invalidate evolution, not prove it.

9/8/2010 7:41:43 PM

The Turian Counselor

Ahh yes, RR members knowing anything about science. We have dismissed that notion.

9/8/2010 9:39:01 PM

Justanotheratheist

Instant evolution. Just add water and boil for 2 minutes.

Unfortunately, dickhead, it doesn't work the way you think it works. Which is just as well, because I'd feel sorry for the chimp that was forced to have your offspring.

9/9/2010 3:19:18 AM

Won Ton

Because even dogs have standards

9/12/2010 1:20:55 PM

Gyeong Hwa Pak

I'd advise you to not have sex with an ameoba since many of them are pathogenic.

9/12/2010 1:30:15 PM

louislois

"Or, I may even be able to produce a child with a dog."


9/12/2010 2:23:21 PM

darkevilme.

I'll tell you why you cant go to the zoo and mate with a chimp. It has nothing to do with genetics though.

It's cause your abstinence only sex education and cro magnon retard brain couldn't figure out which part to stick your dick in if your life depended on it.

9/12/2010 2:49:53 PM

anti-nonsense

evolution doesn't work that way, thank you very much.

Also, why are fundies obsessed with bestiality?

4/11/2011 3:02:46 AM



Surprising a very common misconception.

It looks like too many people took Kirk camoerons crocoduck seriously

4/11/2011 4:12:15 AM

Dharmabum

You know, nobody really wants to fuck an amoeba ...

4/11/2011 5:10:16 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Or, I may even be able to produce a child with a dog"

This, along with this:

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=69729&Page=1

Coupled with their overall 'Master/Slave' fantasies they have with their J-man in heaven, proves that Ruptured Retards are nothing more than closet BDSM maniacs. Pervs.



Get thee behind me chris_h, you depraved furry, nay, zoophile! Oh wait...!

4/11/2011 6:52:13 AM

Quantum Mechanic

The stupid is strong with this one.

6/14/2011 5:39:46 AM



Speciefication, (spelling?) it's a really important concept in evolution and I think you are begining to understand what it means.

6/14/2011 5:53:36 AM

Quantum Mechanic

No you couldn't.

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