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#679705
Brian The Pink Shark
OMG i knew it
Jane Fonda is Jesus
9/10/2008 9:29:17 PM
#679711
Jezebel's Evil Sister
So, the lesson here is, when you see people in wheelchairs, feel free to kick them because they are obvious sinners and deserve their god-given disability.
9/10/2008 9:30:48 PM
#679722
Marcus
"Lies make baby Jesus cry." - Todd (or was it Rodd?) Flanders
9/10/2008 9:36:23 PM
#679727
2 possible explanations: the vet was never paralyzed or Chuck is lying. Personally, I'm going with the second.
9/10/2008 9:37:46 PM
#679758
hmcook87
Yep im going with Lying for Jesus on this one. I imagine when he says "got out of his wheel-chair and walked", he ment "got out of his wheel-chair and stumbled around for a while before collapsing with the 'power of the holy sprit", or some other such excuse.
9/10/2008 9:49:29 PM
#679783
Lol.
Name of the Vet?
Disability?
Maybe he stole the wheelchair?
9/10/2008 10:00:26 PM
#679784
Doctor Whom
I rather liked it until that bit about the faith healing. Can't you persuade people to forgive without the supernatural woo-woo?
9/10/2008 10:00:53 PM
#679792
GigaGuess
It's...weird...I agree with the underlying message, but loathe the spiritual fearmongering that he's using for it.
9/10/2008 10:05:38 PM
#679805
Big A
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the "stumbled around" and "fell down with the power of the Holy Spirit." Hilarious.
9/10/2008 10:11:33 PM
#679809
JonathanE
As a Vietnam vet, I can tell you that I never harbored any ill feelings for Jane Fonda. I thought she was a bit of a grandstander, but I understand why she went to Hanoi. She was used by the Hanoi government, and made herself look foolish, but I see nothing to "forgive" her for.
After all, my military experience was supposed to guarantee the right of everyone to make an ass of themselves.
9/10/2008 10:13:39 PM
#679831
Illuminatalie
Hilarious! The great charity of 'forgiving Jane Fonda' will apparently cause water to flow uphill.
9/10/2008 10:25:28 PM
#679839
Mike
Lying for Jeebus.
9/10/2008 10:29:26 PM
#679843
Darth_Toxic
Mm-mmm, smell that bullshit! Yessiree, that's some prime manure cooking there...
9/10/2008 10:31:27 PM
#679858
Allegory for Jesus
Lying for Jesus...still lying.
9/10/2008 10:38:41 PM
#679869
Matt7895
Lying for Jesus, eh?
9/10/2008 10:45:05 PM
#679874
approximate
Lyin' sack o' shit.
9/10/2008 10:46:13 PM
#679877
Jay-Sus
Lying will send you straight to Hell.
9/10/2008 10:46:23 PM
#679882
David G
I was totally on board until the "...and got out of his wheel-chair and walked" bit. Lying for Jesus is still lying.
9/10/2008 10:50:16 PM
#679915
OK, my turn. One time I was out fishing ...
9/10/2008 11:03:55 PM
#679930
anonymous_troy
That would be pretty impressive if he'd lost both his legs to landmines too.
9/10/2008 11:12:28 PM
#679953
Firthy2002
Lying for Jebus.
9/10/2008 11:17:09 PM
#679956
Snafui
My grandfather was an evangelist and he made people "walk" as if it were a miracle. He was a psychology major and could easily identify those that had a mental problem and not a physical one. When he was wrong, "it's not your time."
It's B.S.!
9/10/2008 11:17:41 PM
#679957
JohnTheAtheist
Yea, ok. Got it.
9/10/2008 11:18:54 PM
#679975
Cap'n Mel
Definitely lying for jeebus.
9/10/2008 11:26:07 PM
#679978
Canadiest
Not only lying but on "demonbusret" the most bullsit per paragraph site I've ever seen
9/10/2008 11:29:57 PM
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