On the LHC
Amazing that people this "smart" are willing to believe that something like THIS created us, and yet they won't believe in God! What a crock of poop!!
Jesus lives--(and He created magnets!)
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They aren't saying that it created the universe. They want to use the device to replicate certain circumstances in order to study, among other things, how the universe may have come into being.
I know that this is more difficult a concept for you than "Goddidit!", but that's your problem.
Try to understand,
"Jesus lives--(and He created magnets!)"
So... Jebus is Dr. Wily?
Jesus lives--(and He created magnets!)
I want that on a T shirt.
P,S, the pics on that site are beyond incredible.
"Crock of poop"? Seriously, if you can't bear to use swearwords, don't use baby-talk equivalents, it sounds incredibly lame. Say "What a load of rubbish" or "how ridiculous" or something, kindergarten euphemisms for "naughty words" coming from an adult seem sad.
@ Freboy
ZOMG the tube didn't explode because of the pressures of the chlorine gas! It was clearly God stopping his evil science!
Just wait until a fundie studies more into Faraday, there will be bounds of fundie posts.
Amazing that people this "smart" are willing to believe that something like THIS created us, and yet they won't believe in God! What a crock of poop!!
Jesus lives--(and He created magnets!)
You haven't the slightest have absolutely no idea what your talking blathering on about, do you?
Actually Eli Whitney created magnets, shortly after inventing the cotton gin.
Also, George Washington Carver discovered over 500 uses for magents.
And verily He took the wire, and wrapped it round the iron nail, and applied current to it. And the crowd saw the nail attract iron filings. And they were amazed at this miracle. And they said “truly this is the Son of God, the Christ, who can induce magnetism into a dead nail and bring iron unto it.”
It's called "thinking outside of the box," you dolt. Also, it's okay, we're adults here, you can say "shit." You won't get spanked by your mommy.
On a more serious note, what the hell is this bitch blathering on about? Jesus made magnets? Did you not read the fucking Bible? I did, though I'm an anti-theist (these fuckers need to be wiped off the face of the earth), and it said nowhere about Jesus grabbing a potato, some copper wires, and a nail, and discovering magnetism. Doesn't even mention magnets. One more example of christfaggotry and utter fail, whose levels are so staggering it makes me wanna go poopy.
It's a sarcastic reference to a helium leak at the LHC, that caused several of the 600 tonne superconducting magnets,used to accelerate the proton beams used in the LHC, to lose their superconductivity.
Somebody beat me to it, but I'm still going to say it because it's the first thing I thought of...
Fucking magnets! How do they work?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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