[re: Barack Obama was a community organizer?]
he's also the anti christ
look at the facts
he has brainwashed over 50% of america into voting for him AND HE'S A MUSLIM.....you know....those ppl who blew up our towers
only the anti christ could do that
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Alternatively, Bush brainwashed [strike]50% of Americans[/strike] the Supreme Court to elect him as president. Considering the carnage he left behind, I say Bush makes a more convincing AntiChrist than Obama.
Has to be a Poe. It's the only explanation that allows me to maintain both my faith in humanity, and my sanity...
Noone could have written something so tangential, so illogical, so blatantly idiotic as a serious response. Right? RIGHT!!?
"only the anti christ could do that"
Wrong! The Master can do it too, and he does it with more style.
I thought you guys all wanted the Rapture and Armageddon to happen. Why are you upset at thinking Obama is the antichrist? Wouldn't this be a "good thing"? If you vote him in and he does his antichrist voodoo schtick, wouldn't this make your whole rapture wet dream happen?
And how can you be all in a lather about him being a muslim, while raging about his christian pastor who "hates America"?
Wish you fundies would make up your minds about what you believe. You confuse the hell out of me.
Nov 4 is still a couple of months away.
And we have a funny institution called the Electoral College, a holdover from compromises made by our founding fathers. Have you ever heard of it and its effects on voter representation?
I'm sure christ must be a troll. His answers have been far too consistently stupid to be real.
Then again, we have LoneWolf1984, so consistent stupidity isn't unheard of...
This is irrelevant, but you're wrong, "christ".
The person you speak of is Tony Blair.
I've already posted once this month concerning my opinion about those who insist on labelling Barack Obama a Muslim; no need to do it again so soon.
(@ ArmandT)
Next time, simply use s and /s like any other UBB tag, and you'll actually get the effect you wanted here.
Ignorant, stupid, and racist.
You, sir, have the tri-defecta.
Fairly sure Barack Obama was not involved in blowing up the towers therefore, according to this:
Towers could only have been blown up by the anti-christ
Barak Obama did not blow up the towers
Barak Obama is evidently not the anti-christ.
[he's also the anti christ look at the facts]
Uh-oh...not a good start. OK, let's look at your "facts".
[he has brainwashed over 50% of america into voting for him...]
Brainwashed? Who do you think you're kidding?
[AND HE'S A MUSLIM...]
NO HE'S NOT.
[.....you know....those ppl who blew up our towers]
Are you a Christian? If so, and if your "guilt by association" logic above is correct, then you are responsible for the Olympic Park bombing, and you should turn yourself in immediately.
[only the anti christ could do that]
Alternatively, he's a smart, well-spoken man who is running an effective campaign for the presidency.
Hang on... I see it!
These rumors that Obama is the Antichrist are really only a facade put up by, you guessed it, Palin! The time before the Rapture is 7 years, right? Enough time for McCain to die in the first year, then Palin to serve 2 terms. In fact, Palin could even get into power any time during the first term and start ruling from then and control the One World Order! Palin appears Christian, disguising her true Antichrist self until the time is right. She even fits into the Antichrist role better than Obama, since doesn't it say in Revelations that no man undefiled by WOMAN (Note that Obama is male) can be one of those Raptured? This defiling is obviously caused by supporting the McCain campaign and through that, her! Also, on this point, the Fall was caused by a Woman who was tempted, so why couldn't the Antichrist also be a woman, only this time, a Woman who tempts? Also, you say that Obama has brainwashed people to vote for him, but haven't you seen the way the polls swang wildly when Palin became VP candidate???
Vote for Palin, and you vote for the Devil!!!!!!!!!!!
And you're Christian. Y'know, like the guy that was responsible for the Oklahoma City bombing?
Oh, that tactic is only good against people you don't like?
'he has brainwashed over 50% of america into voting for him AND HE'S A MUSLIM.'
More conservative Christian lies.
GWB brainwashed over 50% of america into voting for him.
Actually, Joe, not every winning president has gotten more than 50% of the popular vote:
John F. Kennedy got 49.7% in 1960.
Richard Nixon got 43.4% in 1968.
Bill Clinton got 49.2% in 1996 and 43.0% in 1992.
(Also, Al Gore only got 48.4% of the vote in 2000. And Bush isn't the only President who's lost the popular vote but won the electoral one. In 1888 Grover Cleveland beat Benjamin Harrison by about 95,000 votes but Harrison won the electoral vote. It also happened in 1824 and in 1876.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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