"They're not on the winning side, no wonder they're so angry."
Angry fundie quote goes here.
"I'm just proud to be mocked for being a Christian"
It's so funny how you're proud of your ignorance.
"which is the greatest gift in the world"
I have a list of things that would be better than Christianity as gifts go.
an electric motorcycle.
A new desktop computer.
A legal version of Windows XP.
A working version of KDE 4.
A better Flash extension for GNU/Linux Firefox.
A Qt version of Firefox that integrates better with KDE.
A patch to the graphical issues I've been having in Sauerbraten.
One of these. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LongList
A video game that's like Shadow of the Colossus, but with better graphics, and for the PC.
The sudden death of the professional sports industry.
The sudden death of DRM.
The sudden death of religion.
A plain white T-shirt that says, "Tough guys wear pink" in black letters.
Some slightly longer jeans.
Free tuition at my university.
An electrolysis machine.
The sudden death of reality television.
A USB Bit-whacker.
A bag of BBQ flavored potato chips.
A 12-pack of Maruchan Oriental-flavored ramen.
Some more Fruit Punch Gatorade.
A half-gallon of chocolate milk.
The failure of my neighor-across-the-hall's television, resulating in him never ever playing football games or watching football again. EVER.
A compressed air rifle.
A gauss gun, just for the novelty of it.
A segway.
A kitten.
A good pair of wireless headphones - earbuds are not as comfortable as one would suspect.
LED lighting that I can control from my USB bit whacker.
The Rapture.
A new umbrella, or the location of my old umbrella.
A slightly larger rain jacket that isn't so violently blue.
Models of the Crysis aliens that I can hang from my ceiling, with glow-in-the-dark paint over the parts that glow in-game.
Some posters to decorate my dorm room.
A cell phone with text messaging.
A movie that is actually worth watching multiple times.
Good video editing software for GNU/Linux.
Some more RAM for my laptop. Kubuntu and XP are great with 2 GB, but imagine the shit I could do with 3.8 GB!
A BIOS upgrade so my laptop can recognize the full 4 GB of RAM.
A patch for KDE 4 that displays the volume when I change it.
A system monitor for KDE that's better than the new version of ksysguard, which sucks.
A better PDA with a higher res screen, MP3 / MP4 capability, Wi-Fi, and most importantly, the ability to connect to a Linux system.
Google Chrome for Linux.
The sudden failure of Apple Inc.
20 bucks.
A new VGcats comic.
A better LCD monitor / TV. This one only goes up to 1440 x 900, doesn't support 4:3 VGA inputs, and there's no headphone output.
A directed EMP weapon I can use to destroy that jerk's stereo system, and his aforementioned football TV.
The ability to become invisible at will.
Buddhism.
A new watch with more features, that can connect to my computer via USB, to sync time and suchforth.
A micro-notebook. I haven't been following this market much, but a 9-inch eee looks pretty good.
My art assignment I'm supposed to be writing right now.
Some Code Red Mountain Dew.
Some fried potatoes, I'm kinda hungry.
The sudden death and mysterious failure of all rap, R&G, and hip-hop artists and their music, respectively.
A DRAM-based SSD, which seem to not exist at the consumer level. I maintain they would be leet.
A new keyboard for my laptop, I spilled Gatorade on here and the keys are sticking a lot.
A new case for my laptop, I spilled chocolate milk on the left speaker and I think it could use a cleaning / replacement.
New shower sandals.
Multi-line task manager for the KDE4 panel.
DVORAK lessons.
Some thermite powder.
A stick of gum.
The anti-dote.
EDIT:
A new battery for my laptop.
