Rush Comes Out For Jesus!
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To paraphrase what I just heard Rush Limbaugh say at 12:50 p.m. EST on his program:
I know Jesus Christ. I pray to Jesus Christ all the time. I study Jesus Christ. Barack Obama--you are no Jesus Christ!
Thanks Rush! Many millions listen to you every day!
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What?
You mean Barack Obama ISN'T Jesus Christ?!
My whole world...shattered!
Unfortunately my grandpa listens to this jackoff regularly.
"Barack Obama--you are no Jesus Christ!"
Of course not. Jesus is God, nobody is God, so nobody else is Jesus.
How irrelevant.
And what's the part about Rush coming out? There doesn't appear to be any innuendo here other than studying Jesus.
oh, wait. 'know' Ha.
Thanks, Rush Limburger, for stating the obvious!!!
In other news, Sarah Palin is not the whore of Babylon! I repeat, she is NOT the whore of Babylon.
Oh, he meant Limbaugh. Whew. For a sec, there, I thought he meant the band, Rush.
A pill-popping, overweight, conservative blowhard sucking up to the Religious Right whenever it suits him? Never!
"Barack Obama--you are no Jesus Christ!"
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Anyone who listens to Rush Limbaugh isn't smart enough to think for themselves, or they wouldn't listen to Rush. But since this guy is a member of non-Scriptural cult that places their own right-wing politics in God's mouth, why am I not surprized that they would want to emulate that lying piece of paid-GOP propaganda. He's the perfect RR guy, he claims to be morally superior but a little bit of unbiased study of his faux-information shows an arrogant lying hypocrite.
This is true, Obama is no Jesus.
Wanna know something else? Obama is no Elvis Prestly, either. And he's not Mr. Rogers, or Madonna, or Winston Churchill, or Batman, or a billion other people, because he's Obama. Brilliant deductive reasoning, Rushie! You've figured out that a man who never claimed to be Jesus is, in fact, not Jesus! Thank you for saving us from the lies we were never told!
Rush, you're not Jesus either. Does that not just blow your mind?
Y'see, the Republicans elevated the Bush administration to prophet levels, and continually harped on their Godliness and faith. This gave the Bush Administration ridiculous levels of unchecked power abuses to the level of a get out of war-crimes jail card.
So when Obama got in, in one of their many false equivalancis, they called him "the annoited one", trying to pretend his popularity carried the same blind faith they afforded W.
They started that shit and rolled it around their echo chambers and then tried to claim Democrats made the Jesus comparision. It's their good-old-fashioned projection bullshit with Rush and others also stating "oh, we know what they think, better than they do"
Rush Comes Out For Jesus!
I know Jesus Christ. I pray to Jesus Christ all the time. I study Jesus Christ.
'Cos Jesus He knows me
And He knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus
All my life
Oh, yes, He knows me
And He knows I'm right
And He's been telling me
Everything is alright
Barack Obama--you are no Jesus Christ!
Of course not! Unlike Jesus, Obama was born in the USA.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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