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[about capturing bin laden]

be a nice October surprise right before the election to bag Osama. It would really make you think why it took 7 years to get him. But I still cannot understand why anyone would want a muslim president? Especially after 9-11-01.

4given, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [9/17/2008 1:14:48 PM]
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The Ghost

uhm, none of the candidates are muslim, so which fantasy world do you live in?

9/17/2008 1:19:50 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Because he isn't a Muslim, you retard.

9/17/2008 1:20:06 PM

anonymous_troy

Because he's not Muslim and because the vast majority of Muslims aren't even terrorists?

9/17/2008 1:21:31 PM

CT

It would really make you think why it took 7 years to get him.

Maybe it's because they've spent the last 5 years looking in a country that Osama wasn't in, had nothing to do with 9/11, and it has turned out to be such a disaster that Afganistan is a: forgotten about and b: becoming controlled by the Taliban again...



Oh, and lying is a sin...

9/17/2008 1:31:26 PM

CailinBan

Although 4given does have a point that Osama might be caught right before the election. Coincidence? I think not.

(And if that did happen, and the American electorate were naive and gullible enough to believe in that coincidence, then they truly deserve what they get.)

The problem is the rest of the world - who the US elects effects us all, but we don't get a vote.

9/17/2008 1:34:53 PM

John-in-Oz

You had me at "... I still can't understand..."

9/17/2008 1:38:19 PM

John

Last I heard, there were still about 10% who claimed Obama was a Muslim. That's less than the number of people who believe in alien abductions.

9/17/2008 1:43:35 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Forget the tired old "Obama's a Muslim" thing; I think it would make this person's head explode to learn that there are, in fact, *different kinds of* Muslims.

9/17/2008 2:12:31 PM

aaa

Seven? We've been after him for more than 10 years.

9/17/2008 2:30:07 PM

KatAutumn

Not that Obama is a Muslim, but I want to carry on with this string of "logic".

-I still cannot understand why anyone would want to be friends with black people. Especially after the whole O.J. Simpson incident.

-I can't imagine anyone wanting to work with Japanese people. Especially after Pearl Harbor.

-I can't imagine anyone wanting to hang out with a person of German descent. Especially after WWII.

-I can't imagine anyone wanting a fundamentalist Christian president. Especially after Waco, TX.

9/17/2008 2:57:05 PM

Mister Spak

"would really make you think why it took 7 years to get him. "

Because we had a conservative president for 7 years.

9/17/2008 3:03:45 PM

IanC

muslim muslim muslim.... which one is that again?

9/17/2008 3:43:51 PM

GigaGuess

It would really make you think why it took 7 years to get him.

Because Ol' Shrub can wave the Bin Laden flag to whip you guys into a blood thirsty frenzy any time he wants to stomp over another Middle Eastern country, so if Bin Laden actually got captured, he loses his "Conquer a country free" card?

9/17/2008 4:02:06 PM

Mike

You've been watching too much Fixed News.

9/17/2008 5:13:13 PM

Quantum Mechanic

The Constitution.
Read it.

9/17/2008 5:15:43 PM

protowhalepig

well they might if s/he were a good candidate.

but, much like your brain, there isn't one this time 'round.

moron.

9/17/2008 6:32:53 PM

MAS2008

Lies and damn stupid lies. has bull feces where his brain should be.

9/17/2008 6:36:27 PM



Oh just shut the fuck up! Trying to convince yourself that he's muslim still doesn't make it true.

9/17/2008 6:59:53 PM

Grigadil

Osama hasn't been captured because Cheney doesn't want him to be captured.

It's no accident that the most expensive intelligence system in the world can't find a single person.

9/17/2008 7:03:00 PM

nfp

This has been the promised October surprise every election since 2001. Besides, the cave conservatives now deny that Bin Laden was the mastermind at all.

9/17/2008 7:10:14 PM

ArmandT

It would be like the execution of Saddam Hussein; the politicising of a matter of international affairs. The timing would be too nice to not warrant some conspiracy theory of collusion and hiding Bin Laden until the right moment.

Either way that won't happen. The government is too inept for that, just it wouldn't been too inept to 'cause 9/11' as per the 9/11 Turth nutters.

9/17/2008 7:49:11 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Obama is NOT a Muslim but I could care less if he was so long as he didn't try and legislate his religious superstitions into law. That is all I care about. Besides, could a Muslim be worse then the fundamental christian lunatic we have in there now?

So long as it remains a private issue I don't care what the religious beliefs of the President are. I would prefer an atheist but while we might have a black President or a woman President I think we would have a gay President before we would have an openly atheistic President.

9/17/2008 8:12:51 PM

Rubyfruit

But...but...we've been over the "Barack Obama is not a goddamn fucking Muslim" thing.

Fifty times!

Maybe more!

I...I just...*headdesk*

9/17/2008 8:57:01 PM

tracer

Grigadil wrote:

"Osama hasn't been captured because Cheney doesn't want him to be captured.

It's no accident that the most expensive intelligence system in the world can't find a single person."


Hanlon's Razor:
"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."

9/17/2008 9:03:11 PM

Tomby Stone

"why anyone would want a muslim president? Especially after 9-11-01."

Or a religious fundamentalist of any kind, for that matter.

9/17/2008 9:31:59 PM
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