We now calculate that a government related target in NYC near the Hudson river in Manhattan in the US will be hit one by a sea borne bomb producing a mushroom cloud between September12 and September 14, which is 912-914, 2008.
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Wouldn't it be easier if they just changed it to say "Yaddah, Yaddah, Yaddah, bullshit.....Tomorrow!"
Then they could go about their lives without having to make up a new date every now and again.
24 minutes to go, but it looks like you've already changed the date.
And will change it again and again and again as long as the apocalypse keeps not happening.
Read some Nostradamus and learn! Prophecies need to be vague, that way you and any fans you may have, can say they came true. Giving a definite place, date and event makes it too easy to catch you out.
It's the 15th here.
Nope! Nothin'!
12:30am September 15th.
You fail.
I need to get me one of those up to date dictionaries that defines "Calculate" as
Calculate, v. 1. To pull out of one's arse. To make up. To lie.
Apparently, according to True Bible Code, Elijah's name is now Gordon.
We have a Gordon here in the UK. Could they possibly be related?
fergus
you guys said it was supposed to happen August 28, it didn't happen. Then you said September 11, didn't happen, now you say September 12-14, already past and no bomb.
Edit: Damn, someone beat me to it
The End of the World, Really, We Mean it This Time, so You Better not Fuck With us or Jesus is Gonna be Bullshit at You® has been postponed until the next time. There will, of course be enough gullible to believe it to turn it into a best-seller.
It's been edited, actually.. now reads:
"We now calculate that a government related target in NYC near the Hudson river in Manhattan in the US will be hit one by a sea borne bomb producing a mushroom cloud between September15 and September 16, which is 915-916, 2008. "
Well, here it is, 1:31am on September 16, 2008, in the Eastern Time Zone, and *checks CNN* ...yup, the biggest story on CNN.com is that "Palin won't cooperate with 'tainted' probe."
*shrug*
The page description still says the following:
"We now expect fire from the heavens in 2007Chislev, actually before sunset December 5th"
Guess they should hire a new web admin.. :)
They really need to assign variables to all their displayed dates, so that they can adjust them all whenever the prophecies don't come true (read: daily). I spotted this one on that page, and I don't recall hearing about anything going boom that day...
According to our latest revised calculation - see 20 flexiproofs, the first bomb must go off on 2008June7.
I'm not going to bother looking it up, but I like their term "flexiproof". Sounds like something they can bend and twist to mean whatever they want to fit the explanation du jour .
Haha. And yet they claim, and I quote...
"We can demonstrate that we have decoded many parts of the bible correctly."
Myth...BUSTED.
It's been over a year, and they're still updating it. Now it says November 6-20, 2009. Jesus, they need to get a life.
"the US will be hit one by a sea borne bomb producing a mushroom cloud between September12 and September 14, which is 912-914, 2008"
It's now 13th April 2010. New York's still there.
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Greetings from November 2012
Stuff doesn't look THAT bad around NYC
See y'all in January 2013
Edit : These people actually predicted it for August 2012 the last time they edited it. Wish we knew back in 2008 that scam would be updated for 4 years, would have been so much funnier
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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