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The Word of God is not intended to be nice, so I am not a bit surprised you have a hard time finding 'nicities' with the exceptions of the obvious.

versastyle, Christian Forums 9 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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nicities? STFU stop making up stupid words. Get a dictionary if you don't know the noun of nice. Or is it blasphemy to open any book other than the bible?

7/17/2008 9:58:57 PM

Grigadil

"Niceties" are precise, exact details. Small wonder that CFers are unfamiliar with the term.

7/17/2008 10:04:16 PM

Canadiest

Jesus was nice beyond reason (except for that obviously evil bush) Is'nt God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost the same person?

Why no quotes from the Holy Ghost?

7/18/2008 12:57:53 AM

Quantum Mechanic

shit-brained idiot

6/1/2013 1:26:12 AM

Dr. Shrinker

This poster is absolutely right. I have read the Old Testament. There is nothing "nice" about it. Furthermore, I believe it was intentionally written that way.

admittedly, the poster's apparent blind acceptance of this is disturbing, but it doesn't change the facts.

6/1/2013 6:29:33 AM

Hal Jordan

We finally got a fundie to admit that the Old Testament God is a complete and utter dick. Congratulations everyone.

6/1/2013 7:53:14 AM

Philbert McAdamia

No niceties, hmmm. I believe it was Huey Long that it was said of him, "Yeah, he's a son of a bitch, but he's OUR son of a bitch".

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@Canadiest
Why no quotes from the Holy Ghost?

I've always wondered about that. The HG is very seldom mentioned except to build up the trinity, like 'Not only is my big brother gonna kick tour ass, there's THREE of him. So you'd better have a care!'
He's just some sort of silent partner in all this, a fifth wheel, never does anything worth mentioning. Shit, he never even shows up on a tortilla or a dog's ass. Who needs him?

6/1/2013 8:31:01 AM

anti-nonsense

so much for a god of love.

6/1/2013 10:49:29 AM

Blarghonius

HATE IS LOVE

6/1/2013 9:34:05 PM
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