In this “Final Episode” of the Star Wars, EVIL triumphs using the Force - a greater force they claim than God! This is a Dangerous LIE! This is no mindless entertainment, but an attempt by DEMONS to distract you from your real 75 year mission on planet Earth, to give yourself to Jesus! Do not trust a Yodah puppet from Satan’s dream factory, trust in the Word of the Bible!
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Um... poe?
o.o ...please?
Adding an "H" to Yoda makes it more believable?
And me thinks you have never seen any of the Star Wars films. If you have , you are the single-most unobservant motherfucker I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.
Dear unknown: I don't know how to tell you this, so I'm just going to say it: you're a dumb fuck.
@Old Viking and Elf Hat: crap. You both made me snort, which hurts when one has a mouthful of diet pop. My keyboard is a mess. :D
You would expect one who's life view is fiction based, to be able to recognize fiction.
I also see evidence your dense and have not seen a Star Wars movie.
"...your real 75 year mission on planet Earth, to give yourself to Jesus!"
Hilarious!
I know I'm a bum and an intellectual snob, but a whore...
You do realize he stole elements from your own religion to write his scripts... right?
Right?
The whole thing is stolen from religion and myth, no real original thoughts in SW, sorry to the fans, but that's the facts.
Well, the biggest difference between The Force of the Star Wars mythology and God of the Christian mythology, is that no one believes the force exists in reality...
Wait a minute, That's not true! That's IMPOSSIBLE! Some people have actually made JEDI CHURCHES, for chrissakes.
I cannot believe the stupidity of these fundies or their bullshit website. It's a movie series for fuck's sake. GROW UP FUNDIES! Get your tiny heads out of your fucking Bibles & start living a normal life. Never have I heard such utter rubbish as the tripe proclaimed on this website.
I agree with the poster who said Star Wars is off limits.
*chops the KJV Bible in 2 with my lightsaber*
It's a movie, one of my faves, and GOOD wins in the end, not evil. You're stupid and superstitious, please go fuck yourself. And no, I'm not giving myself to your Jesus.
Fundamentalists somehow manage to try and suck the fun out of everything, don't they. Sadly, while this one's a poe, there are those of them out there who are genuinely this batshit crazy.
As my paternal grandmother lived to be almost 80, even though she contracted basal cell cancer and a stroke, and my maternal grandmother lives about as long with Alzheimer's and some kind of cancer, I expect to live at least 25 years longer than them. Especially since I have not weakened my body through child births.
The Force, as I understand it, IS god, neither stronger nor weaker.
Actually, the word of Yoda is much more eloquent and straight-forward, than anything the Bible has to say.
Luke triumphed because he recognized the power of both sides of the Force, and in holding them in balance and using both without losing himself, he became stronger than anyone using just the light or dark.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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