1 2
#161846
TheUnholyMint
I forfeit.
2/15/2007 1:41:07 PM
#161998
JP
I double dog dare you to focus on reality.
2/15/2007 6:04:55 PM
#162000
David D.G.
Am I supposed to clap my hands three times while I do this? It worked for Tinkerbell, right?
~David D.G.
2/15/2007 6:10:31 PM
#162190
um, It's still not working.
2/16/2007 2:03:48 AM
#162202
Darwin
I dared to tell myself that I'm 6'2\", killer handsome, and hung like John Holmes.
So, where's the chicks?
2/16/2007 2:32:45 AM
#379311
Darwin's Lil' Girl
Uhuh...I tried it, and it didn't do anything. I had a far easier time telling myself God DOESN'T exist.
1/12/2008 1:57:44 AM
#379327
Philbert McAdamia
My density brings me here. That and God's supermity.
1/12/2008 2:43:00 AM
#379335
Flatworm
I did this for 14 years, until I just couldn't fool myself any longer.
1/12/2008 3:10:21 AM
#379668
apYrs
supermity!!! WTF is "supermity"?
1/12/2008 5:00:48 PM
#936555
QT
Yeah, just keep telling yourself that, and ignore any indicators to the contrary.
4/8/2009 1:13:35 PM
#1130967
Kisare
...yeah....tried it before....doesn't work
3/10/2010 6:18:43 PM
#1130968
Dr. Shrinker
Trying to wish something into existence doesn't work. I learned that a long time ago.
3/10/2010 6:21:58 PM
#1130977
Elia
Why waste energy on wishing a supernatural control freak with delusions of grandeur and a hard-on for watching people suffer even existed?
3/10/2010 6:59:28 PM
#1130981
Philbert McAdamia
@ apYrs
supermity!!! WTF is "supermity"?
Hmm, maybe it's when Walter Mit(t)y is pretending to be Superman.
3/10/2010 7:30:45 PM
#1130992
Phisshy
God exists.
There you happy?
3/10/2010 8:16:46 PM
#1130997
caustic gnostic
Thanks, but I don't subscribe to anyone else's figment.
3/10/2010 8:30:41 PM
#1131001
TB Tabby
I did. I'm not convinced. And before you say "you didn't put aside all doubt," what would it take to convince you that I did, but still wasn't convinced?
3/10/2010 9:06:35 PM
#1131026
Gore
Brain washing for jebus.
3/10/2010 11:49:56 PM
#1278018
Quantum Mechanic
Zeus doesn't exist either.
4/12/2011 3:02:20 PM
#1278338
Canadiest
Can't do it. Know why?
Cause you can supress or deny something you know, you can make yourself believe in something with no evidence, but you can't dispose of all that has shaped your view.
In other words, many are Christian in adulthood because they accepted religion in their childhood, this made them dismiss or ignore the arguments against their religion.
Long term Christians that become Atheists always had doubt, never fully believed once they reached an age of reason. Some become Agnostic, and thats fine as that state avoids internal conflict.
But I've studied the History of your Bible and it's followers and both have no validity, myth turned into unreasoned belief. I can't unlearn what is established history. I can't unlearn what religions have and do still lie about. I had to plow through a lot of assertions about the Bible and the church that have been claimed that are simply historical lies. In America today churchs and Right-Wing Christians are trying to rewrite current history, lying about events of the last decade, misinforming the nation to create a political ideology.
God is Supreme and just
W Bush is a Godly man
The Republicans are true Christians
We must obey God
We must obet the church
We must obey Republicans
Without question, with unfaltering faith
4/13/2011 8:33:41 AM
#1278487
whatever
I can't focus on his supermity because I don't know what it looks like.
4/13/2011 4:41:39 PM
#1278493
anti-nonsense
why would I want to delude myself on purpose?
4/13/2011 5:28:57 PM
#1278495
Darkevilme.
What will this prove other than the boundless capacity for self delusion of the human mind?
Cause it wont prove god. I could convince a child that godzilla exists and its impossible that he doesnt and Tokyo will not get annihilated by the king of monster's nuclear breath.
4/13/2011 5:53:47 PM
#1401803
Quantum Mechanic
"focus on his supermity "
Laughing at your illiteracy is more fun.
5/12/2012 3:25:35 PM
#1401821
Dr.Shrinker
Well, I tried, and by jingo, it worked! I realized that god exists!
And she finds you very amusing PseudAnon
5/12/2012 5:33:20 PM
1 2