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I dare you to tell yourself that God exists. To put aside any doubt, dismiss any preconception and any idea that God doesn't exist. Each time, tell yourself that it's impossible for God NOT to exist, and focus on his supermity.

PseudAnon, Christian Forums 26 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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TheUnholyMint

I forfeit.

2/15/2007 1:41:07 PM

JP

I double dog dare you to focus on reality.

2/15/2007 6:04:55 PM

David D.G.

Am I supposed to clap my hands three times while I do this? It worked for Tinkerbell, right?


~David D.G.

2/15/2007 6:10:31 PM



um, It's still not working.

2/16/2007 2:03:48 AM

Darwin

I dared to tell myself that I'm 6'2\", killer handsome, and hung like John Holmes.

So, where's the chicks?

2/16/2007 2:32:45 AM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Uhuh...I tried it, and it didn't do anything. I had a far easier time telling myself God DOESN'T exist.

1/12/2008 1:57:44 AM

Philbert McAdamia

My density brings me here. That and God's supermity.

1/12/2008 2:43:00 AM

Flatworm

I did this for 14 years, until I just couldn't fool myself any longer.

1/12/2008 3:10:21 AM

apYrs

supermity!!! WTF is "supermity"?

1/12/2008 5:00:48 PM

QT

Yeah, just keep telling yourself that, and ignore any indicators to the contrary.

4/8/2009 1:13:35 PM

Kisare

...yeah....tried it before....doesn't work

3/10/2010 6:18:43 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Trying to wish something into existence doesn't work. I learned that a long time ago.

3/10/2010 6:21:58 PM

Elia

Why waste energy on wishing a supernatural control freak with delusions of grandeur and a hard-on for watching people suffer even existed?

3/10/2010 6:59:28 PM

Philbert McAdamia

@ apYrs
supermity!!! WTF is "supermity"?


Hmm, maybe it's when Walter Mit(t)y is pretending to be Superman.

3/10/2010 7:30:45 PM

Phisshy

God exists.
There you happy?

3/10/2010 8:16:46 PM

caustic gnostic

Thanks, but I don't subscribe to anyone else's figment.

3/10/2010 8:30:41 PM

TB Tabby

I did. I'm not convinced. And before you say "you didn't put aside all doubt," what would it take to convince you that I did, but still wasn't convinced?

3/10/2010 9:06:35 PM

Gore

Brain washing for jebus.

3/10/2010 11:49:56 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Zeus doesn't exist either.

4/12/2011 3:02:20 PM

Canadiest

Can't do it. Know why?
Cause you can supress or deny something you know, you can make yourself believe in something with no evidence, but you can't dispose of all that has shaped your view.

In other words, many are Christian in adulthood because they accepted religion in their childhood, this made them dismiss or ignore the arguments against their religion.

Long term Christians that become Atheists always had doubt, never fully believed once they reached an age of reason. Some become Agnostic, and thats fine as that state avoids internal conflict.

But I've studied the History of your Bible and it's followers and both have no validity, myth turned into unreasoned belief. I can't unlearn what is established history. I can't unlearn what religions have and do still lie about. I had to plow through a lot of assertions about the Bible and the church that have been claimed that are simply historical lies. In America today churchs and Right-Wing Christians are trying to rewrite current history, lying about events of the last decade, misinforming the nation to create a political ideology.

God is Supreme and just
W Bush is a Godly man
The Republicans are true Christians
We must obey God
We must obet the church
We must obey Republicans
Without question, with unfaltering faith

4/13/2011 8:33:41 AM

whatever

I can't focus on his supermity because I don't know what it looks like.

4/13/2011 4:41:39 PM

anti-nonsense

why would I want to delude myself on purpose?

4/13/2011 5:28:57 PM

Darkevilme.

What will this prove other than the boundless capacity for self delusion of the human mind?

Cause it wont prove god. I could convince a child that godzilla exists and its impossible that he doesnt and Tokyo will not get annihilated by the king of monster's nuclear breath.

4/13/2011 5:53:47 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"focus on his supermity "

Laughing at your illiteracy is more fun.

5/12/2012 3:25:35 PM

Dr.Shrinker

Well, I tried, and by jingo, it worked! I realized that god exists!

And she finds you very amusing PseudAnon

5/12/2012 5:33:20 PM
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