The bible mentions dinosaurs so we know they existed.
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"The bible mentions dinosaurs"
No it doesn't. Please, make arrangements to leave La La Land as soon as possible. It's for your own good.
OK. Find us some talking snakes, talking donkeys, 4 legged insects, unicorns, 7 headed dragons, and giant men.
So many jokes:
*His Dark Materials mentions parallel worlds, so we know they exist.
*Doctor Who mentions Time Lords, so we know they exist.
*Narnia mentions talking animals, so we know they exist.
*Lord of the Rings mentions Hobbits, so we know they existed.
I could go on andon about this, but I think the point is made.
No, it mentions dragons, unicorns, invisible sky-fairies, douchebags, and Jews.
And I know Jews exist. The rest, uh, eh.... Not so much.
Behemoth: Obviously a hippo. Also interesting to note is that the mention of a "tail" in most English translations is purposefully wrong. The author was talking about the beast's erect penis. Some newer translations use "trunk" instead and reword it to make it an elephant.
Leviathan: Obviously a crocodile.
I see absolutely no reason to imply that the authors were talking about dinosaurs.
Isn't this a gaming clan?
Wait, its boards are nothing but spam threads, Praize Jebus Bible Study crap, and a bunch of crap on Creationism.
One question...
Where's the gaming?
- TORM
The Bible also mentions Jedi Masters in the same chapter as it mentions Dinosaurs, so we know they existed too.
Oh Damn, SurfinSeaOtter said it so utterly very much better. Admiration to you!
No, it mentions dragons, sea monsters, unicorns, satyrs, 7 headed dragons and other nutty stuff..but they dont say dinosaur.
Funny it doesn't seem to mention the 9" long teeth that some of them had...which OF COURSE were used to eat grass.
Vague descriptions that are ASSUMED TO MEAN dinosaur. I could make up a bunch of shit and say that's what the buybull really means, too, just like idiotic fundies...
Why don't you show us the buybull chapter and verse where something science doesn't yet know about is accurately described in detail. And why don't you then go out in the world and find (using only information provided in your buybull, no science (it's evil you know), no computers, no gps) this previously unknown dinosaur? You'd be famous the world over.
"Leviathan" is probably a whale.
"Behemoth" is something big, perhaps a hippopotamus, for which the middle easterners didn't have a word.
"Dinosaur" refers to something outdated, like a bible-believing Christian.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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