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My assertion that God sent the Flood waters to Neptune (not Mars, as DAD asserts), is an honest guess, and my assertion that Noah lived in the area that is now New Jersey is something that I absolutely believe, and have [somewhat] backed up with Wikipedia.

AV1611VET, ChristianForums 70 Comments [9/15/2008 1:59:08 PM]
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#685376
Detrs

Uh...yeah...that's it...

9/15/2008 2:03:31 PM

#685381
Eden

So, if god sent the water of the flood to neptune, why don´t the spectral analysis of neptune show any traces of water vapor in neptunes atmosphere? ;)

It is funny btw. that so many american fundies are so america-centric. Everything that is written in the bible happened in the near east (if it happened at all), not on the american continent ;)

9/15/2008 2:06:19 PM

#685399
Dan Onymous

Hahahaha! That was more than enough fail even before invoking Wikipedia.

9/15/2008 2:10:57 PM

#685401


I wonder what AV1611VET's career is?

9/15/2008 2:12:31 PM

#685406
Ambrielle

WTF? I thought AV was supposed to be referencing teh Babble, not Wiki.

9/15/2008 2:13:40 PM

#685422
Dan Onymous

@ #723796

Do you mean, "I wonder where AV1611VET's carer is?"

9/15/2008 2:23:14 PM

#685431
Berny

The more you idiots try to explain the impossibilities of a global flood, the stupider you sound.
Congratulations, AV1611VET, for raising the stupid bar (or lowering it depending on your point of view).

9/15/2008 2:27:44 PM

#685448
JohnTheAtheist

Wait Noah was from Bayonne? Ya think he wore a wife beater?

9/15/2008 2:33:56 PM

#685460
afacelessatheist

*headdesk*

9/15/2008 2:38:36 PM

#685463
emau99

Oh, AV1611VET...is there no start to your talents?

9/15/2008 2:39:47 PM

#685464
Marsten

Yeah, and I assert that when you go to sleep at night, your soul goes to a magical planet that orbits the sun in a mirror-opposite of Earth, and everything we experience there is what dreams are really. The difference is, I know my so-called 'assertion' is a load of shite.

9/15/2008 2:39:52 PM

#685479
Kinderklein

I have to concede of being an AV1611VET fan.
He is, by far, the best troll on the internets =)

9/15/2008 2:47:27 PM

#685483
Mark

I was just in Jersey for the weekend. It *was* a zoo down there...

9/15/2008 2:50:28 PM

#685484
Empress

Okay, that's it. AV's a troll. Congrats, you had me going for a long time.

9/15/2008 2:50:49 PM

#685485
John

AV1611VET is weird enough to make a comment like this, and I have no doubt he's a hard-core Bible thumper. He's a troll, but not of the usual sort who pretends to be something he isn't. He's basically an Internet ball-buster who makes outrageous statements and then goofs on people who try to prove him wrong - which of course is impossible, since there's no way even to prove that the chair you're sitting on won't disappear in the next minute to his satisfaction.

The guy's got a screw loose to stay at this childish game so consistently over the years.

9/15/2008 2:51:48 PM

#685496


Points for effort but there's more evidence of water on Europa than there is on Nepture.

Retard.

9/15/2008 2:56:47 PM

#685500
MAS2008

If we could only convert the stupid into an energy source, our limited energy problems would be solved.

9/15/2008 2:57:36 PM

#685508
JonathanE

And did Noah have a winter condo in Florida?

9/15/2008 3:00:26 PM

#685525
Viva

And to make it worse, this does not look like a poe.

9/15/2008 3:06:08 PM

#685526
kingoftheheavies

Noah was from New Jersey? Why New Jersey? I've been to New Jersey. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.

9/15/2008 3:06:53 PM

#685536
Aethernaut

"...and have [somewhat] backed up with Wikipedia." Just as soon as I edit the entry.

9/15/2008 3:10:52 PM

#685583
The L

Wow. When they said anyone could edit Wikipedia, I didn't initially realize that included whackjobs who believed Noah lived in the United States and somehow his descendants returned to the Middle East without any memory of having crossed the ocean.

9/15/2008 3:36:47 PM

#685590
Waiting for God

Ah, hahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahah, *gasp*, Ah, hahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha

9/15/2008 3:37:49 PM

#685621
Mister Spak

"Noah lived in the area that is now New Jersey is something that I absolutely believe, and have [somewhat] backed up with Wikipedia. "

Why are you using Wikipedia? You should be using conservapedia.

9/15/2008 3:52:24 PM

#685623
Lulzmonger

And where the fuck that is stated?

9/15/2008 3:54:51 PM
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