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My assertion that God sent the Flood waters to Neptune (not Mars, as DAD asserts), is an honest guess, and my assertion that Noah lived in the area that is now New Jersey is something that I absolutely believe, and have [somewhat] backed up with Wikipedia.

AV1611VET, ChristianForums 70 Comments [9/15/2008 1:59:08 PM]
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Detrs

Uh...yeah...that's it...

9/15/2008 2:03:31 PM

Eden

So, if god sent the water of the flood to neptune, why don´t the spectral analysis of neptune show any traces of water vapor in neptunes atmosphere? ;)

It is funny btw. that so many american fundies are so america-centric. Everything that is written in the bible happened in the near east (if it happened at all), not on the american continent ;)

9/15/2008 2:06:19 PM

Dan Onymous

Hahahaha! That was more than enough fail even before invoking Wikipedia.

9/15/2008 2:10:57 PM



I wonder what AV1611VET's career is?

9/15/2008 2:12:31 PM

Ambrielle

WTF? I thought AV was supposed to be referencing teh Babble, not Wiki.

9/15/2008 2:13:40 PM

Dan Onymous

@ #723796

Do you mean, "I wonder where AV1611VET's carer is?"

9/15/2008 2:23:14 PM

Berny

The more you idiots try to explain the impossibilities of a global flood, the stupider you sound.
Congratulations, AV1611VET, for raising the stupid bar (or lowering it depending on your point of view).

9/15/2008 2:27:44 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Wait Noah was from Bayonne? Ya think he wore a wife beater?

9/15/2008 2:33:56 PM

afacelessatheist

*headdesk*

9/15/2008 2:38:36 PM

emau99

Oh, AV1611VET...is there no start to your talents?

9/15/2008 2:39:47 PM

Marsten

Yeah, and I assert that when you go to sleep at night, your soul goes to a magical planet that orbits the sun in a mirror-opposite of Earth, and everything we experience there is what dreams are really. The difference is, I know my so-called 'assertion' is a load of shite.

9/15/2008 2:39:52 PM

Kinderklein

I have to concede of being an AV1611VET fan.
He is, by far, the best troll on the internets =)

9/15/2008 2:47:27 PM

Mark

I was just in Jersey for the weekend. It *was* a zoo down there...

9/15/2008 2:50:28 PM

Empress

Okay, that's it. AV's a troll. Congrats, you had me going for a long time.

9/15/2008 2:50:49 PM

John

AV1611VET is weird enough to make a comment like this, and I have no doubt he's a hard-core Bible thumper. He's a troll, but not of the usual sort who pretends to be something he isn't. He's basically an Internet ball-buster who makes outrageous statements and then goofs on people who try to prove him wrong - which of course is impossible, since there's no way even to prove that the chair you're sitting on won't disappear in the next minute to his satisfaction.

The guy's got a screw loose to stay at this childish game so consistently over the years.

9/15/2008 2:51:48 PM



Points for effort but there's more evidence of water on Europa than there is on Nepture.

Retard.

9/15/2008 2:56:47 PM

MAS2008

If we could only convert the stupid into an energy source, our limited energy problems would be solved.

9/15/2008 2:57:36 PM

JonathanE

And did Noah have a winter condo in Florida?

9/15/2008 3:00:26 PM

Viva

And to make it worse, this does not look like a poe.

9/15/2008 3:06:08 PM

kingoftheheavies

Noah was from New Jersey? Why New Jersey? I've been to New Jersey. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.

9/15/2008 3:06:53 PM

Aethernaut

"...and have [somewhat] backed up with Wikipedia." Just as soon as I edit the entry.

9/15/2008 3:10:52 PM

The L

Wow. When they said anyone could edit Wikipedia, I didn't initially realize that included whackjobs who believed Noah lived in the United States and somehow his descendants returned to the Middle East without any memory of having crossed the ocean.

9/15/2008 3:36:47 PM

Waiting for God

Ah, hahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahah, *gasp*, Ah, hahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha

9/15/2008 3:37:49 PM

Mister Spak

"Noah lived in the area that is now New Jersey is something that I absolutely believe, and have [somewhat] backed up with Wikipedia. "

Why are you using Wikipedia? You should be using conservapedia.

9/15/2008 3:52:24 PM

Lulzmonger

And where the fuck that is stated?

9/15/2008 3:54:51 PM
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