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Well how can someone make the Bible [if it wasn't true]? It has Science BEFORE Science. How do you explain the Bible Code? PLUS, the KJV is FLAWLESS.
[10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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\"Well how can someone make the Bible [if it wasn't true]?\"
Ever heard of FICTION WRITING?
12/15/2006 12:43:05 AM
It's amazing what you can do with false premises.
12/15/2006 12:47:43 AM
Man Called True
Wow. So much bullshit. So much...
12/15/2006 12:49:36 AM
KJV hard on much
12/29/2006 2:48:26 AM
How do you explain the fact that one can apply the \"Bible Code\" to Moby Dick and get plenty of accurate predictions?
12/29/2006 2:59:19 AM
There no flaw in KJV. High five!
In Kazakhstan we use some verses to have sexytime with our hand.
12/29/2006 3:14:51 AM
Wow, I can just
the gleam of madness in this guy's eyes.
12/29/2006 3:23:02 AM
The same could be said about the Rig Veda, don´t you think?
1/1/2010 7:08:37 PM
Allegory for Jesus
Explanations: The Bible could be made through the magic of writing. The Bible code is bullshit pattern-seeking where none exists. The KJV is not flawless.
There ya go.
7/29/2010 6:33:55 PM
the KJV is FLAWLESS.
I completely agree, as long as inconsistencies, plagiarism, unsubstantiated references, obvious logical fallacies, blatant lies, deliberately deceptive weasel words and most importantly, repeated self-conflict aren't considered as flaws.
7/30/2010 1:35:22 AM
The Bible code is a load of gibberish that could be used to prove anything. The Bible can't even get the value of Pi right to as many decimal places as were known at the time it was written.
7/30/2010 2:27:34 AM
Well how can someone make the Bible [if it wasn't true]?
The same way you write any work of fiction.
It has Science BEFORE Science.
If it did, why didn't any of the scholars who studied the Bible throughout the ages discover and apply it? The "science" in the Bible only seems to be discovered after scientists come up with it on their own.
How do you explain the Bible Code?
PLUS, the KJV is FLAWLESS.
Doesn't make it out of the book of Genesis before the first contradiction, with the two conflicting stories of creation. There are plenty more after that, but it only takes one to make it less than flawless.
7/30/2010 2:59:06 AM
I see you never actually read the KJV.
7/30/2010 6:20:07 AM
"Well how can someone make the Bible [if it wasn't true]?"
Pffffff, same way writers make up novels, and people make up fairy tales and folklore, and con artists make up schemes to trick their mark... you know: FICTION!
"It has Science BEFORE Science."
No, it does not. It has a lot of vaguely expressed ideas, and some more fully formed ideas, but it doesn't have scientific theories in it, nor does it provide proof for any theory.
"How do you explain the Bible Code?"
Quacks looking for snake oil to sell to suckers.
"PLUS, the KJV is FLAWLESS."
How can you call something like that flawless?! Its translation errors alone prevent it from being flawless. Your standards for the state of "flawlessness" are unbelievably low.
7/30/2010 7:48:08 AM
Yes I can explain the bible code. It's a crock of shit.
7/30/2010 4:52:35 PM
Gee! How can anyone write a book, without it being true? I wonder...
2/11/2011 5:04:39 AM
Yeah, the "bible code". Nice try.
There has been an islam fundie, who published a similiar book some time ago. He did exactly the same thing with the quran. He also found "secret" codes in the quran... Surprise, surprise!
So my dear "TruthTraveler": As this has proven beyond doubt that the Quran is true, you MUST convert to Islam immediately!
2/11/2011 5:27:15 AM
How can someone make the Quran [if it wasn't true]?
Some rudimentary form of science was present long before the Bible was created. Science was all but smothered during the High Time for Christianity; the Dark Ages. During that period, science thrived in the Middle East. They have now gone down into their own Dark Age.
How do I explain the Bible Code? Easy: you find what you look for.
If the Bible had taught the people reading it around 1 AD, how to make a computer, or to irrigate fields in the deserts, then I would have been impressed.
The KJV flawless? Yeah, right!
2/11/2011 5:46:04 AM
The "Bible Code?" I read these books about it when I was still a fundie (I was only a teenager then and hadn't learned to think). My minister believed the garbage, so I thought it was for real. That stuff had me so freaked about the future, until I realized none of it was actually happening. Then I realized that everything the books claimed the Bible code had predicted, happened before they were written.
That's how I explain the bible code.
3/19/2011 3:58:31 PM
The Da Vinci Code makes more sense than the Bible Code, and if the KJV is flawless then I piss champagne and my dog shits gold bricks.
3/19/2011 11:22:19 PM
Your Argument Is Invalid.
3/19/2011 11:57:34 PM
Professor von SCIENCE!
By that logic, Jules Verne and Gene Roddenberry are prophets of the lord. Dumbass.
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