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#688336
Alcari
Bullshit.
that's all. No further comment needed.
9/17/2008 2:51:46 PM
#688338
GreenEyedLilo
Huh. I've known actual atheists who have actually hurt. I'm wife to one and sister to another. They turn to me, or their friends, or helpful professionals.
9/17/2008 2:52:16 PM
#688344
Count Spatula
No, can't be friends and family or even a professional, has to be gawd.
9/17/2008 2:55:51 PM
#688369
Joules
Sadistically, this could be proven in a purely empirical experiment with most devout of atheists, without a dout
Does he really mean sadistically, or is it a misspelling of statistically? Difficult to tell given he can spell empirical and atheist but not almighty or doubt. Not that it makes a lot of difference - he's a pillock in either case.
OT - what's a carnotaurus? A meat eating bull?
9/17/2008 3:04:26 PM
#688370
anonymous_troy
"God of course"
Which one?
9/17/2008 3:04:28 PM
#688378
aaa
Kid, i'm the one i rely on. I'm that strong in my spirit.
9/17/2008 3:08:00 PM
#688380
Paschal Wagner
Then they're not atheists. Simple as that.
9/17/2008 3:09:16 PM
#688384
kingoftheheavies
Never met a "devout" atheist. How can you be devout without belief?
9/17/2008 3:11:26 PM
#688386
Brain_In_A_Jar
And you're citing this as evidence that god isn't made up, given the colossal variety of other crazy shit people will make up to comfort themselves under pressure?
9/17/2008 3:12:26 PM
#688407
Observable Reality
If I'm ever trapped under a pile of rubble, I'll be shouting for a rescue worker, not God. I'd go with the one that might actually show up.
9/17/2008 3:23:52 PM
#688408
HeadAche
Nope, you are wrong, "Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today", never have I done that and I have nee through some pretty crappy times.
9/17/2008 3:24:38 PM
#688415
Jezebel's Evil Sister
"... Sadistically, this could be proven in a purely empirical experiment with most devout of atheists, without a dout"
I have no "dout" that it would indeed be sadistic to experiment on those who don't share your delusion. Or isn't that what you meant to convey with your faulty language skills and non-existent reasoning?
9/17/2008 3:30:56 PM
#688418
Funnyguts
Yeah, I'll go "Oh God Oh God I'm going to die!" should I be in dire straits. But that's what I've been taught to say, the same way I've been taught to say bless you when you sneeze.
9/17/2008 3:34:02 PM
#688424
To me, that's equal to turning to my rose bush for help.
9/17/2008 3:35:25 PM
#688442
Son of a Nonymous
@#727228:
Does that rose bush actually exist?
9/17/2008 3:44:49 PM
#688447
gremlinn
"Sadistically" -- best and most apt misspelling I've seen in a long, long time.
9/17/2008 3:49:10 PM
#688451
breakerslion
"without a dout "
I think he meant "doit", as in "Kevisaurus is a doit!"
"Denial of Atheists in Foxholes" award.
9/17/2008 3:49:30 PM
#688475
redfergus
Eighty-nine per cent of all sadistics are made up.
Dout? Oh, I know: God dout. (That kind of works with a New Zealand accent).
The most renounced of atheist? What the hell does that mean?
fergus
9/17/2008 4:07:20 PM
#688488
Mister Spak
"[Question: Who does an atheist turn to in their darkest hours?] "
A light bulb, both literally and metaphorically. The problems that have plagued humans in the past such as uh plague were solved by rational thinking. If you fundies had your way we would still be flogging ourselves on the way to church to stop disease.
9/17/2008 4:19:29 PM
#688496
myheadhurts
Uh No. Actually, not having a deity, I'm forced to confront the hardship and find a way to deal with it. Saves time and trouble of asking, pleading, and begging the sky daddy to change things.
9/17/2008 4:26:03 PM
#688510
Papabear
I don't turn to God. I might turn to my friends, but I don't have any imaginary friends.
9/17/2008 4:48:22 PM
#688512
approximate
I could care less about not having a deity. Rather than begging a non-existent Sky Daddy for help during a crisis, I find my own solutions to the problems at hand.
Now you can bite me.
9/17/2008 4:49:22 PM
#688520
Mike
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
9/17/2008 4:54:11 PM
#688573
Ash
Get out of my foxhole!
9/17/2008 5:34:24 PM
#688587
anevilmeme
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
9/17/2008 5:44:33 PM
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