You need to read Genesis and Exodus, for they clearly explain that the entire universe was made in literally 6 days.
Remember, I am a Calvinist. I do not hold to the illogical principles of modern scientific theory.
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I'm a Kleinist.
Now fuck off!
[I do not hold to the illogical principles of modern scientific theory.]
Yet you use it every time you drive somewhere, pay for something, check your watch, take medicine, or POST SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET...
"I do not hold to the illogical principles of modern scientific theory. "
Your computer runs on the illogical principles of modern scientific theory, so dunk it in holy water and throw it away.
Actually, genesis talks about the creation of the earth, sun, moon, and stars, not the entire universe.
It doesn't mention things like other planets, galaxy systems, novas and supernovas, nebulas, black holes, quasars/pulsars, comets, and other space phenomena.
So... science just made all that stuff up, then?
There's no proof of exodus, and genesis is a fucking fairy tale.
I believe in dungeons & dragons more than Christianity.
I do not hold to the illogical principles of modern scientific theory.
Instead, I hold to the illogical principles of a specific [mis-|re-]interpretation of The Bible.
So you think Genesis and Exodus clearly explain that the Universe was made in 6 days by a shiny beardy man who lives on a cloud.
No, no they don't. They just say it happened, with no rational explanation, and you're stupid enough to believe it.
Except, of course, that Genesis chapter 2 makes no such claim, and the "6 days" creation only happens in Genesis 1. Which would lead me to believe that you haven't actually read your own holy book beyond the first page!
If you read the original texts in Amharic, Cuneform, Assyrian, old Greek and old Hebrew, they clearly conflict with the ENTIRE OT.
'I do not hold to the illogical principles of modern scientific theory.'
Science is based on logic, shit-for-brains.
I do not hold to the illogical principles of fundy 'Christian' dogma.
Touche, asshole.
You need to read Genesis and Exodus, for they clearly explain that the entire universe was made in literally 6 days.
Remember, I am a fundie fuckwit moron. I do not hold to the illogical principles of modern scientific theory.
There, fixed it.
Clearly and Genesis don't go well together. Do you mean chapter 1 or chapter 2?
The computer and the internet are governed by the illogical principles of modern scientific theory. Get off the internet and turn off your computer immediately, or you are a hypocrite.
"I do not hold to the logical principles of modern scientific theory."
Fixed it for you.
...And yet you don't live in a cave, and are typing this on the internet which was created by modern science.
"I do not hold to the illogical principles of modern scientific theory"
Like facts, observation, and peer review?
"Remember, I am a Calvinist. I do not hold to the illogical principles of modern scientific theory."
We can only hope that when you go to the hospital, all of the doctors working on you feel the same way and resort to leeches, bloodletting, and drilling holes in skulls while completely ignoring cleanliness, painkillers and antibiotics.
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