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How do you know God didn't wan't it [the Fall of Man] to happen? For all you know our world could just be a book in some other dimension and that would explaine the Bible Code haveing the future all lied out... Kind of like the Matrix and Jesus is the code to get out.

TruthTraveler, Christian Forums 11 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Teh matreeks?

You take the red Jesus. Stay in the wonderland and I'll show you how deep the rabbithole really goes.

4/20/2010 6:24:56 AM

uhhhhh

OW!!! OW!!!!! OW!!!!!! Dude, really, just save this for bible camp and the young impressionable minds that want to join your little cult. In the mean time get me some Advil or something, Damn that hurt my brain.

4/20/2010 6:28:55 AM

caustic gnostic

Oh, the stunted imaginations kids have these days....

4/20/2010 7:01:22 AM

Caretaker

I love it when a quote makes me lawl xD

4/20/2010 7:09:57 AM

Swede

How do you know God exists?

Is the future a slut or a mythomaniac or what? She's all lied out? Har-di-har-har...
The lost traveler probably means "all laid out".

4/20/2010 7:22:23 AM

Moondog

Can't agree with you more. The Bible Code is all lied out. It's a massive lie.

4/20/2010 7:25:36 AM

GigaGuess

Having the future all laid out, huh? Which precludes free will, as we're all just puppets on strings, then. Which precludes sin, because without free will, you cannot have sin. Which precludes Hell, because if you have no sin, what are you punished for, then? So what's the point of your dogma, it the wole point of it is rendered completely, utterly moot?

Hmmmmmm?

4/20/2010 7:44:11 AM

Canadiest

"all lied out"
Fruedian typo

4/20/2010 5:02:21 PM

Iosa

So God's punishing us for sins that He wanted us to commit in the first place?

8/12/2010 2:08:36 AM

Justanotheratheist

What the fuck? Although I do agree that the Bible has the future all "lied" out. Fantastic, if unintentional, typo there.

PS What the heck is the fall of man anyway? Some poor bugger tripping and falling down the stairs? I hope's he okay, although there's little chance of brain damage if he's a fundie.

8/12/2010 2:29:18 AM

The Duelist

Don't you dare profane the Matrix by bringing your pathetic little spin into it, YOU GODLESS INFIDEL!!

8/12/2010 9:03:22 AM
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