Praise the living Lord Jesus! We were involved in an long exorcism that involved seven demons--zerrubeal, cyclone, zion, lester, samuel, syphera, and peters. The primary spirit was zerrubeal that entered the family four generations ago through his ancestors who practiced polgamy and the occult.
To make a long story short...the demons were confronted and expelled. Please pray for this man as we will talk with him tomorrow to ensure everything is ok (there may be other spirits) but we thank God for the mercy that has already been extended!
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Obviously fake, rather than the obvious, all of those names aren't demon names in Christianity, since in Christian demonology demons are merely falled angels so a large about of their names would end with -el, this is completely fake.
I had that same problem, but I prayed to cplusplus.com for guidance and ] the bugs possessing my CS homework were driven away by the power of the lord cplusplus.com.
I'm also genuinely exhausted, but that could be the sleep deprivation.,
Peters, the Demonic Butler?
Isn't Cyclone a mutant hero or villain in the Marvel Universe?
Lester, the Demonic Sidekick, probably a member of a racial minority...
I've often stated there are 6718 man-man one-true all-powerful gods, devils, angels, demons... etc.
it's not called demons, it's called batshit craziness.
treatable with mood stabilizers like xanax or lithium.
I was involved in an long exorcism that involved seven demons Williams, Robinson, Smith-Tarkington, Tosher, Blurt, Plnnn, Woutie and Dwww .
Williams was the primary spirit: he entered my family four hours ago, and he practised polgamy, not realising that there was no such word.
To make a long story short, goodbye.
fergus
Next week they will exorcise somebody possessed by the demons Hugh, Pugh, Barney Mcgrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb.
@gargoyle1: Absolutely! I'm picturing a movie called "Lester," starring Woody Allen as a demon who can't make his quota of damned souls. Peters is his ineffectual boss, and the Deliverance fundies actually think they have real powers because the demons are so bad at their jobs. The script writes itself!
lmao @ the demon names. I don't care if this is fake, it still cracked me up. They all sound like the kind of names you'd expect from an 8-year-old boy's attempts at writing an action story.
"Zion Peters was mad because the evil Lester Cyclone had stolen his wife, Syphera Peters, and was holding her hostage in Zerrubeal castle..."
I know Jay personally and can tell you with first hand experience that he is genuine. I manifested spirits and they didn't end with the letter L, like someone suggested. If you take the time to read your bible for yourself, it really shouldn't be a suprise that demons actually exist and that people are invaded by them.
@Servant
Oh yeah, me too.. I manifest spirits all the time! Daniels, Goose, Bacardi, Bailey, Cuervo... They manifest in all the right places.
"Lester"? There's a demon named "Lester"!?!?
Bwaaaah-hahahahahahahaa ...
@ToothyGrin: Yeah, that cuervo guy, he's a demon all right ... Erk, the "manifestation" stories I could tell ... (RoFL)
You sure it was spirits and not something like schizophrenia?
On a different note, I think Lester the Demon would be a good nickname for a book character.
Hi Jay, it is I Bruce demon of polka music played by accordians.
You missed me in your exorcism, but it was entertaining.
By the way, the next time you miss the squiggles in your pentagram I am gonna eat you.
Hey, give the idiot some credit, and maybe us commentors on this site. For the last few years these guys and Demonbusters have had the habit of naming their demons after actual sins (greed, lust etc) or misappropriating Biblical names (Leviathon, Behemoth, Legion etc,) or just yanking verbage from nowhere (Suspision, Mistrust, Nemisis, Advesary)
The mocking seems to have prompted them to put the Thesarus away and try to be more origional in their fan-fiction. Your welcome. You're still writting shit though.
Don't make fun. The devil will torment you in eternity. Its no laughing matter. Surrender to God and place your trust in him. The bible says in mark16:17 and these signs shall accompany those who believe. In My name they will cast out demons. If you believe with ur entire heart, you shall be able to cast them out too. Ask God to give u wisdom concerning this subject. We must bind satan not exalt him.
@[I]Mitch
Obviously fake, rather than the obvious, all of those names aren't demon names in Christianity, since in Christian demonology demons are merely falled angels so a large about of their names would end with -el, this is completely fake.
Not ending in "-el"? THAT'S
@ Jay, ServantofJesus,fanoor,&blessings1313Don't make fun.
Huh? Wha...? You mean you're being serious?
Also @fanoor;
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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