You know, these comments may seem funny, light-hearted, and maybe even cute by some(I find them thouroughly distasteful and disgusting), but our Lord and Savior DEMANDS respect, and rest-assured, if you cannot give it to Him on this earth, He will demand it of you when you pass. Yeah, you may just be "playing around" but do you really want to be "playing around" with the very Creator that BREATHED LIFE into you? I would find it too big a risk to take, and I highly doubt your Creator is amused.
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You're saying that your invisible undetectable god is a complete asshole?
"our Lord and Savior DEMANDS respect, and rest-assured, if you cannot give it to Him on this earth, He will demand it of you when you pass."
I can pass gas, does that count?
Anyone who DEMANDS respect doesn't deserve it.
All living beings deserve respect by default, but those who want more need to earn it.
I'm not playing around with my parents, thanks
And yes, there's a difference between demanding and earning respect. those that demand don't deserve it, those that do deserve it earn it. Otherwise respect is just a shallow term and a tool, which makes it nothing
If your god doesn't have a sense of humor, then how do you explain the duck-billed platypus?
Calm down, and quit pretending a minor slight is the end of the world. It only fans the flames.
My parents have "passed" so I know they are not amused or anything at all.
Oh, "Creator". Are you suggesting that pissy little fucknut created anything? Why?
"I would find it too big a risk to take, and I highly doubt your Creator is amused."
Wrong. I showed the dancing Jesus picture to my mother and she laughed.
This whole post begins with the presupposition that you DO believe that "the Creator breathed life into you." If you don't believe in the so-called God, this post becomes meaningless religious rambling.
Why exactly would a being like God demand respect from individual people? Imagine if humans wanted microbes to worship and believe in them. All this talk about God being love seems awfully insignificant if it's directed just towards humans. If God is arrogant enough to torture people for eternity for not believing in him, them why would he ever love us lowly humans?
Considering that the platypus exists, I would think that any God out there has a far greater sense of humor than Turtlegirl. And I think the Dancing Jesus graphic is funny, light-hearted, and even cute.
I fully respect my creators - my parents.
I have NO respect for some fictional man in the sky who wants to take all the credit for creating me! Especially if he's using threats to get his way. Fuck him.
(I find them thouroughly distasteful and disgusting)
And there's the tell. It's not that God demands respect. it's not that our bad words hurt his widdle feewings. It's that you can't stand the fact that we don't take your dogma as untouchable as you feel we should. Guess what, honey? You can just deal with it.
Isn't your god omnipotent ? If he cannot get respect from me, then I guess he wants me to be this way. Who are you, unworthy mortal, to question his wisdom ?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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