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Did you know even THE POPE(I believe John Paul II) ENDORSED the idea that aliens DO exist?

Especially with all these videos captured of alien spaceships running around, AND NASA all but confirming life on planet Mars...

Wouldn't surprise me at all if the AC/US fed government/Vatican are able to convince everyone left behind how it was the SPACE ALIENS who took away these "evil" people.

BornAgain123, RR 32 Comments [9/17/2008 2:43:28 PM]
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HeadAche

Wow, that's a lot of fail crammed into such a small place..

9/17/2008 2:47:27 PM

Mister Spak

I don't care who takes you away, as long as you're gone.

9/17/2008 2:47:40 PM

Eden

Alien spaceships thatn "run" around?
I really like to see such a thing :D

I also like to see the NASA confirming life on Mars,
but
1. The Experiments of the Viking probes were rather inconclusive on this matter, some experiments giving results that support the existence of life, others however yielding different results. So there still is no proof of life on mars

2. Even if there were life on Mars it wouldn´t be a proof of alien spaceships.
Alien life (that might just be microbes) != Intelligent alien life != Aliens that fly or run around in spaceships

9/17/2008 2:48:58 PM

Ambrielle

Mister Spak has it.

9/17/2008 2:55:07 PM

aaa

Foil hattery.

9/17/2008 3:05:28 PM

kingoftheheavies

As long as you're finally gone, I couldn't give two shits what the official explaination is.

9/17/2008 3:15:11 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Especially with all these videos captured of alien spaceships running around,

Supposing the Discovery channel and the Sci-Fi channel were to swap schedules for a day, say for April Fools - would the average fundie be able to tell?

9/17/2008 3:16:57 PM

Funnyguts

Pfft, Space Aliens? Come on. Everybody knows that the USS Enterprise is going to go back in time (again) and beam up the faithful.

9/17/2008 3:35:38 PM

redfergus

Yes, aliens do exist. We call them fundies. No real humans could be that stupid.

fergus


9/17/2008 4:15:37 PM

Jax

So you doubt that your omnipotent deity would have decided to create more than one inhabited planet?

9/17/2008 4:24:49 PM

Papabear

AC/US?

9/17/2008 4:50:12 PM

Mike

CTSTDT

9/17/2008 4:55:48 PM

approximate

How do you know they haven't already?


9/17/2008 5:01:33 PM

Ash

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Still waiting.

9/17/2008 5:32:10 PM

CailinBan

Funny how the pope has authority when you want to claim it, but you fundies think he's the antichrist the rest of the time!

What videos of alien spaceships?? C'mon, get serious.

But even say the rapture happened and the rest of us did get told it was nasty aliens - what would you guys care? You'd be in your bejewelled mansions high-fiving each other and feeling so smug and vindicated. Let us poor eejits back on earth have our fantasies; it'll be all we have left.

9/17/2008 5:41:07 PM

anevilmeme

Nothing to see here folks, back away slowly and don't make eye contact.

9/17/2008 5:45:46 PM

GigaGuess

Did you know even THE POPE(I believe John Paul II) ENDORSED the idea that aliens DO exist?

Admittedly, I'm not exactly up to speed on the goings on of the Vatican, but didn't he only say that it wasn't unbiblical to believe in aliens? NOT that he believed, or even endorsed the idea that they do? And...ah...you talk down to people who believe in aliens and alien abductions...take off your Jesus glasses, and compare them to some of the claims you find on RR, and come back to me.

9/17/2008 6:15:05 PM

solomongrundy

Toss in Obama and you'd have the trifecta.

9/17/2008 7:14:32 PM

tracer

Considering the questionable mental state of Pope John Paul II in his last years, I wouldn't put it past him.

9/17/2008 7:15:27 PM

John

The Catholic Church has been burned often enough by making statements that later were disproved by science. They seem to have developed a more cautious approach: "Whether God chose to make aliens is irrelevant to the faith. The existence or non-existence of aliens is an issue for scientists."

9/17/2008 7:21:15 PM

JohnTheAtheist

The Vatican has also stated that the big bang theory is not against god. Agree w/John, the Catholic Church, for all its stupidity, has at least learned not to try and fight science.

As far as this dumbass post is concerned, BornAgain123 no one will ever have to convince those of us left behind why we were left behind because it will never happen and you are a complete and utter moron if you really, literally believe that Jesus is coming for you. Actually, you are a complete and utter moron period.

9/17/2008 7:43:28 PM

anti-nonsense

I believe that aliens do exist, I DON'T believe that they are abducting people or shit like that and definitely wouldn't start believing it just because the government or the Pope said so.

9/17/2008 7:51:11 PM

mike-mike

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

9/17/2008 8:41:02 PM

Old Viking

We will be immensely grateful to whatever agency accomplishes this, God, space aliens or the Wizard of Oz.

9/17/2008 8:55:05 PM



Why am I not surprised the same fruitloops that believe in a crazy eighteenth century fantasy like Rapture and try to shoehorn it into the Bible, also try to put in the "Gospel of Van Daniken"?

9/17/2008 9:19:25 PM
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