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[Replying to 'If God Himself told you to kill someone, would you do it?']  In a heartbeat.

AnotherOldGuy, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Remember that whole Abraham/Issac thing? Remember how trying to kill him was a bad idea.

6/28/2009 3:00:08 PM

anti-nonsense

I hope this guy doesn't have schizophrenia.

6/28/2009 3:08:23 PM

Clown

I'm God, kill yourself. Need proof? I can walk on (frozen) water and feed 10 people with one (too salty and too peppered) fish. Now, what are you waiting for?

6/29/2009 3:59:11 AM

anothga

I could swear that the Bible said something about not killing.

6/13/2013 11:22:10 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Internet tough guys for Jesus

6/15/2013 5:43:56 AM



You're a sick fuck.

6/15/2013 5:49:45 AM

Mikgof

You could always man up a bit and tell your God to take a hike.

6/15/2013 6:59:12 AM

Anon-e-moose

[Replying to 'If God Himself told you to kill someone, would you do it?'] "In a heartbeat."

Jesus Christ is God as you lot always claim, amirite?

Better not watch the "Top Gear" Middle East Special then, if you know what's good for you:



When the trio visited the Sea of Galilee. Jeremy Clarkson. J. C.

AnotherOldGuy...:



Your call.

6/15/2013 10:59:38 AM

The Handsome Bandit

...and yet it's us Atheists who go out and murder people because of our "lack of morals".

Murder is ok...as long as the voice in your head gives the approval.

12/6/2013 1:22:23 PM



And yet some still wonder, "What's the harm in religion?"

12/7/2013 3:30:54 AM



This is what scares me about religion. Isn't this exactly what happened on September 11, 2001?

"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."

And there are those in high-ranking positions of government that think SCIENCE is the work of the devil.

12/7/2013 3:34:15 AM

JeanP

Want AnotherOldGuy to found the Christian Al-Qaeda or be the Christian Mohamed Merah?

12/7/2013 5:11:07 AM

Canadiest

But it won't be a God telling that, it'll be your church or some sick fuck on religious right radio or a fever induced hallucination or(in the spirit of the season) some underdone potato.

12/15/2013 10:03:13 AM

Lacan

[Replying to 'If God Himself told you to kill someone, would you do it?'] In a heartbeat.

Q.1 What if the devil pretended to be God?

Q.2 How many heartbeats would it take for you to decide, if God told you to kill yourself?

Q.3 What if God told you to have another guy make love to your err back door? After all if homosexuality is a sin, so is murder.

Q.4 Why can't God kill someone himself?

12/15/2013 10:38:01 AM
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