("Christian singer Ray Boltz comes out of the closet")
And I don't think he's just lost, personally, I think people are either possessed by demonic spirits, or they're oppressed by them, and far as I'm concerned, homosexuality is a possessing demonic spirit. Concerning Mr.Boltz' attitude about this, in which he professes to be Christian, and gay, and loved by God, because he's just the way God made and meant for him to be, I believe he's possessed by a demonic spirit of homosexuality, and thus needs an exorcism. To me this is simply not just an unsaved person being blinded to the lie that homosexuality isn't a sin, this is about a man who with every fiber of his being, believes he is a homosexual and that it's nature, that it was God's design/plan.
Where are the Christian ministers performing exorcisms? That's what he needs!
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Well, God DID create evil, and God's Plan is being followed, so God DID want that guy to be gay, and created the demon you claim is doing it.
Don't fuck with His plan, man.
Would you assholes give it a rest already? Jesus Christ. You'd think with all the shit going on in the world, that there would be something for you to do to make a difference.
Oh right, works don't meant shit.
Seriously, what the hell is up with y'alls obsession with homosexuality? I'm gay, and I don't think I spend even an 8th as much time contemplating on the subject.
It's pathological and unhealthy. See a doctor or something.
This attitude is pathetic. In a strange bit of synchronicity, I was watching "Streets of Philadelphia" last night. At the end of it I was thinking that, even though the movie was made 15 years ago, it seems most Americans haven't made any progress on the issue of equal rights and protections for gays. Especially when compared with the rest of the western world.
Isn't it time to grow up?
Do you actually have any examples of a person without sin?
Can you hold up an example of a human being which you believe God will actually let into heaven?
Anyone you nominate, I'll bet any money, will have worked on the sabbath, thought about the neighbours wife, own money of any amount, never taken the name of the lord in vain etc etc etc.
Worry about your own redemption and stop judging others.
I believe the Testament of Solomon descibes a demon that makes men "crave the bodies of effeminate men," and gives directions for exorcising it.
Unfortunately, it does not give directions on how to "exercise" it! (Yeah, I know. It's an old joke. But what the hell.)
All this stuff frankly scares the shit out of me! The Testament of Solomon was written in the 2nd or 3rd Century, yet we'ew still running into folks who essentially have the same worldview as the schmuck who wrote it! Disease and sickness are caused by demons, storms and droughts are cauuses by demons, accidents are caused by demons, homosexual yearnings are caused by demons, etc., etc, etc.
Where are the Christian ministers performing exorcisms on the morons of Rapture Ready? If anyone needs demons removed from them, it is the contemptful, xenophobic, quasi-suicidal rubes who reside there...
I remember my dad sang just about every one of Ray Boltz's songs in church. He actually got permission from him to cover "Scars" when my dad's former gospel quartet recorded a CD. Ray Boltz has an amazing voice and it saddens me to think that he has carried this emotional burden with him for so long. Wanting to sing Christian songs, knowing that he had to remain deep in the closet. He stopped recording Christian music a couple of years ago and I have a hunch that it wasn't really his choice. I'm certain he realized he could not sing as a professing Christian while being out of the closet.
I was glad to read that he is receiving tremendous support from a GBLT-friendly church these days. Funny how Christians love you when you seem pure and blameless. Then you, say, come out of the closet and then all of a sudden all of the times their music touched your heart when you heard it or their words brought you comfort in your time of need mean nothing.
All I can say is good for Ray Boltz. Shame on Rapture Ready.
Yes. Yes, I live in the 21st Century. Behind me lie the Renaissance, the Enlightenment, and 500 years of scientific progress. And I believe in demonic spirits, just as my Mesolithic ancestors did.
A popular Christian singer voluntarily comes out of the closet? Demons have possessed him! He's fallen from grace, and doomed to Hell unless he mends his way.
A priest sexually molests young boys? Stress, pressures of the job. Send him to another parish, no-one will be the wiser...
Some of these fundies are suffering from demonomania. Everything is a demon. Perhaps even God is a demon. Fundies are demons. The internet is inhabited by demons.
Remedy - lots of exorcisms. Why aren't you fundies out there performing your exorcisms morning, noon and night?
The stupidity that motivates fundyism is so nauseating that I feel I want to barf all over them. But they'd probably say that that's a demon too.
Hold on. I feel my muse (probably another demon) stirring:
Barf the Malefic Demon
Makes Fundies dumb;
They think demons make men gay
And fuck them up the bum.
Little Jackie Christian
Challenged Demon Barf;
He tried to exorcise him
But the demon only laughed.
Sorry for the crudity, but in the name of the lowest possible level of intelligence, what are these people on about. They are out of their minds? Please say yes. I don't want to live in a world that allows people like that on the loose.
I think the Jadore Adonai fails too. Badly written French with some Hebrew. What about something like
Ani ohev et Adonai?
@ Bad Influence
They could try exorcising me. They haven't a snowball's chance in heaven or hell. I suppose they would just pray all the more. It could even turn into a 'death by prayer' session for them - so long as they don't try violence on me, of course. There have been cases where the 'victim' has been killed by overenthusiastic exorcists. They are in jail now. And whereas the may have got the demon out, they won't get out. At least not for a long time.
To me this is simply not just an unsaved person being blinded to the lie that homosexuality isn't a sin, this is about a man who with every fiber of his being, believes he is a homosexual and that it's nature, that it was God's design/plan.
Homosexuality is natural, dickshit.
Let me make something clear. You and I are not qualified to understand homosexuality, because we're straight (or you're just in denial, where you get half a claim).
I'm straight. That means the idea of having sex with someone of the same sex is pretty repugnant. There is no way in hell I "chose" that. That's just the way I am, and you could never change my mind.
So gay people, right? Hmm.. what could be different? HOMOSEXUALITY IS HORMONAL. You're born that way. There's nothing wrong with it, and it's perfectly natural. How about you worry about your own shitty life and stop messing about with the affairs of others?
And why do you have to go on about this particular subject? There's LOADS of suffering in the world you could be talking about, but all you care about is two males or two females doing something they find themselves naturally compelled to do.
Shut the fuck up and give some money to charity.
LOLFAIL.
What, is this like the 20th of your people to come (or be forced out of) the closet? This is not even mentioning the hetero sodomites drinkers and drug abusers. From the outside, you all just look like the rest of us...but with embarassing ancient superstition.
I think what you need is for me to have the demon of stupidity exorcised out of you.
Problem is, I wouldn't want to be tried for murder if all that was left was a pile of clothes.
I am so gay that i have some extra demons. I am going to email this fundy some. He needs to be carefull with these, unlike the afore mentioned these cause me to desire masculine men! My boyfriends call me the love demon bacause i ravish them like a fiend and feed them demon-semen!
Seriously fundys are saying that gay people are so evil that they have to be possessed with devils.
This belief that people that they dont like is mean and superstitous.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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