[Is it possible for demons to manifest themselves in pictures and paneling on walls?]
When I was younger and I still do, I could make up pictures on the walls that were like that in my house. It could be just your imagination. The thing to do is to cover yourself in the blood of Jesus, and then say the name Yeshua Hamashiach out loud. If it is still there than it might just be your imagination. If it is not then it is most likely a demon. Just test to see what it is.
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"Is it possible for demons to manifest themselves in pictures and paneling on walls?"
Well, yes. But you need to reserve a Holy Candle for when it happens and keeping Eileen's curse level down helps.
Kudos to whoever gets what I'm referencing.
I'm pretty sure demons live in my closet. And under my bed.
And sometimes my shoes pinch my feet, so I'm sure that demon lives in my shoes. Not the back part, where the heel is, but the near the toe.
I put one of those gel inserts in, but I figured that's what the demon wanted, so now I just endure, like Thor would want me to.
"Just test to see what it is."
But, as with depilatory or tile cleaner, be sure to test just a small area first and wait 24 hours. That should give you time to think of less batshit-crazy (or, for the PC, guano-special) things to do.
And if you speak the elvish word "Mellon" meaning friends, the gates of Moria will open.
Why does the fundie rating seem to be closely tied to the "How D&D is this bullshit" rating?
"What happens if you don't have the blood of Jesus to hand?" -- Phil
I've heard about this aspect of Pentecostal "Spiritual Warfare" before. Basically, you imagine yourself being covered in the blood of Jesus. It's supposed to protect you from demonic and supernatural influences. Oh, and "Spiritual Warfare" is the Pentecostal term for what's called "Defense Against The Dark Arts" at Hogwarts.
"Yeshua Hamashiach" simply means "Jesus the Messiah" in Hebrew. Apparently, saying "Jesus the Messiah" in English doesn't have the same level of power. Cornelius Aggripa, the 15th Century German wannabe wizard, said the Hebrew had the most magical power of any human language. He said it was based on triconsonantal roots, and therefore had links to the Trinity.
Murdock: "Could it be, a fellow Silent Hill fan? I was just thinking about that game the other day."
Yes, I am and I'm hoping my PC can run 5 when it comes out this fall because I can't afford a PS3/Xbox. *crosses fingers*
I just made a macro for when I see this sort of thing.
The thing to do is to cover yourself in the blood of Jesus, and then say the name Yeshua Hamashiach out loud.
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"If it is still there than it might just be your imagination. If it is not then it is most likely a demon"
Whoooooooa!
Certifiably crazy.
"The thing to do is to cover yourself in the blood of Jesus, and then say the name Yeshua Hamashiach out loud."
This one sentence really fucking disturbs me.
"cover yourself in the blood of Jesus, and then say the name Yeshua Hamashiach out loud."
I think its a metaphor for "Get drunk as fuck then stumble around looking at walls and babbling gobbledegook"
It should reveal those pesky daemons.
"The thing to do is to cover yourself in the blood of Jesus"
Am i the only person who imagined him literally covering himself in blood of some sort, like cow or chicken blood, not some prayer or forgiveness thing. wait, isn't the blood of jesus suppost to be wine or something?
there's usually a point where crazy people realize on some level that they are crazy and go seek help. this kind of crowd doesn't have that ability.
You know, when i used to believe in demons and Satan, and i thought about their efforts to do wicked things in the world? Drawing subtle images on the walls was nowhere near the top ten.
But i can imagine Satan giving some demon intern his first chance at manifesting on Earth. "Hey, BuGell? You're doing a good job branding 'ADULTERER' in the dicks of sinners. How'd you like to go be a demonic influence among living humans?"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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