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This is exactly why we don't have to listen to the rest of the world when they get angry at us for using too much oil, or fighting a pre-emptive war for national security, or getting involved in other nations' politics. Because 90% of the world's population can't have a soccer game without casting spells and killing people. Nice.

thomas.watts, ESPN Conversations 11 Comments [9/16/2008 8:30:55 PM]
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Nice, 'Why does everyone have to try and get involved in our politics? Just because we get involved in their politics?'

cry me a river

and casting spells? When I say I think that Gerrard is magic I don't mean literally....

9/16/2008 8:41:57 PM

Jay-Sus

The fuck does this mean?

9/16/2008 10:30:31 PM



Own goal.

9/17/2008 7:48:14 AM

Mortok

I'm sorry. WHY exactly is their soccer playing ability so important?

Also, magic isn't real.

9/17/2008 9:18:57 AM

aaa

Kid, if you mess with Russia or China, response comes back in form of a ICBM with MIRV wiping out rust belt.

9/17/2008 9:41:02 AM

anonymous_troy


9/17/2008 6:16:03 PM

Lt. Fred

Because we don't like what they are doing among themselves rarely, they have no right to object to what we do to them.

Yeah.

Oh, and Iraq was for our national insecurity. It made us less secure, but richer.

9/18/2008 12:31:25 PM

Bigot

Lt. Fred: Oh, and Iraq was for our national insecurity. It made us less secure, but richer.

Richer? Are you serious?

9/18/2008 1:43:27 PM

Nobody

Yes, I remember when I studied abroad in Europe. There were witches casting spells and dead people everywhere. And soccer balls. Everywhere, the soccer balls.

Clearly, this is totally relevant to the US's foreign policy blunders, right?



9/24/2008 4:18:53 AM

Trask

@Bigot

I think that Lt. Fred meant that the war was originally started for ulterior motives, i.e., for oil. Granted, it has since gone tits-up, but hey, best laid plans of mice and men.

12/6/2009 10:02:41 PM

Justanotheratheist

Ah, that explains why I've been jinxed ever since they played the World Cup in my country earlier this year. I haven't been able to win the lottery since, for example.

Well, at least I wasn't killed, so thank fuck for small mercies.

11/14/2010 1:26:58 AM
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