San Fran has the worse values imaginable. It's Sodom and Gomorrah literally.
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To be fair, I've been guilty of using the word "literally" to mean "extremely" (or similar), which appears to be what ron4jesus is doing here. I was, however, rightfully ridiculed for it, so feel free to continue insulting the fundie.
So, San Fran, as you call it is two middle easten cities on the shores of the dead sea, archeological evidence for which is scant at best?
You fail at geography.
You fail at history.
You fail at english.
@ Jacob:
You mean, like this?
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"San Fran has the worse values imaginable. It's Sodom and Gomorrah literally."
Hey, maybe Israel has build a new city upon Sodom and Gomorrah's old position on the Plain of Zoar named "San Fran!" :-)
Um, if it were Sodom and Gomorrah literally, it would be called Sodom and Gomorrah, not San Francisco.
Only in that a lot of people there will let a stranger crash on their couches.
By the way, speaking of modern-day Sodoms, not to make light of the Texas devastation, but have you noticed how quiet the fundies are about Ike, whereas Katrina was "God's judgment"?
Why do fundies make everything sound awesome? Guitar Hero isn't all that fun a game at all, but the way fundies talk about it, it sounds like the most revolutionary thing in the world. And I KNOW my public high school wasn't as lively and exciting as how they describe it. And now, we have San Francisco, which is probably a boring city in real life, but sounds like the most amazing, mind blowing city in the world from these people.
Fundies have a future in advertisement.
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