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Wally, baby, ya gotta believe us. We are impressed by the nonsense you attribute to your mystical God.
9/22/2008 10:55:39 PM
well, I guess I do kind of hate the message, although more because it's false than because it lights up my cave.
9/22/2008 10:58:23 PM
or, you know, get a life.
9/22/2008 10:59:17 PM
That they may see and join us in real life, fellowship and peace.
-Wally, you just failed three times in 13 words. The rest of your post was nonsense
9/22/2008 10:59:23 PM
What toothache said. That sums it up perfectly.
9/22/2008 11:06:01 PM
And here I was under the impression that RR was the deep dark hole in the ground that no light had ever reached, I guess they showed me. Or you know now that I think about it for a nanosecond maybe not.
9/22/2008 11:08:11 PM
Too long; not saved
9/22/2008 11:22:13 PM
In bizarro world, blind, piggish arrogance is a virtue!
9/22/2008 11:28:11 PM
We don't hate you. We do, however, find you hilarious. All this made up nonsense you take to heart is utterly amusing.
And yes, you do think you are better than we are, and that is the sin of pride and being self righteous. Tsk tsk tsk!
9/22/2008 11:28:49 PM
Verily I say unto you.... You're wrong again.
9/22/2008 11:33:08 PM
Those who pretend to hate us really hate the message. For it is unbelief in the Word of God that condemns men to an eternity in hell. It's when we repeat the words of Jesus as He shows the depravity of man, that they hate the message (of course they then hate the messengers too)
You're only half right here. Hating fundamentalism as an ideology is what we do here. But about the "depravity of man"? I prefer to be an optimist, to see people as inherently good.
It's when we remind them of the hoplessness of their efforts and all the work is complete in Christ.
What? You're speaking in tongues.
It's when the Light of the Word preached here, penetrates into the deep dark holes they have crawled into for security, that the fundie garners their most violent tirades. For they love darkness more than the Light.
That's funny. I always have to have a light on while I'm on the computer.
Are we so different from them? No we were once great sinners worthy of death. But we have humbled ourselves and accepted the free gift of salvation from Jesus.
Newsflash: Jesus is dead. He's not coming back.
Are we better then? Certianly not. For if we boast of anything, its of what Jesus has done for poor wretches like us. He alone saves.
The "faith" doctrine is one of the most dangerous religious ideas in existence. The idea that you can be a serial killer and still go to heaven if you have faith isn't just ridiculous, it's unfair.
Our joy is in being conformed to Him. To shed the sinful desires, to be like Him by the power of the Holy Spirit. They hate the thought that they cannot do it themselves. To be dependent on God is abhorrant to them. And then to see His patience with those...hypocritical, immature, stumbling, imperfect christians....ugh!
Truly they live in darkness and are blind. Do not pity them, Pray for them. That they may see and join us in real life, fellowship and peace.
Maybe if you had any connection to reality at all, you'd shut up, and I wouldn't have to do this.
9/22/2008 11:34:03 PM
"Truly they live in darkness and are blind."
Isn't that rather redundant?
9/22/2008 11:34:04 PM
I am shocked -- SHOCKED! -- to learn that this post comes from Rapture Ready.
9/22/2008 11:34:23 PM
=For it is unbelief in the Word of God that condemns men to an eternity in hell.
Huh? I thought we non-fundies were all just in denial.
9/22/2008 11:34:51 PM
Feel that Christian love...
9/22/2008 11:36:00 PM
Naaaah, we just like to have a laugh ^^
9/22/2008 11:41:24 PM
I do not pretend to hate them. I think they are fucking stupid, and they make me laugh.
9/22/2008 11:45:44 PM
Yawn, no one gives a shit about your fairy tales.
Except when you try to enforce them on others. Fuck off and die, cunt.
9/22/2008 11:48:00 PM
I can only surmise that the typical fundie's emotional growth was stopped at age 4. If they have managed to stop it for you at age 3, then you're qualified to be a fundie preacher.
9/23/2008 12:01:15 AM
You know, if they're so holy and we're so evil...
They sure spend a lot of time discussing this website, maybe having a few doubts themselves?
No matter, the meta-meta-humor gathered from these posts is excellent. Making fun of fundies discussing us making fun of them duscussing nonsense.
Ahh the beauty of a self-reinforcing system.
9/23/2008 12:01:49 AM
Oh I like the message of Jesus (some of the time, that part where he said I should be killed in front of him, not so much). It's the batshit parts I can't stand.
9/23/2008 12:15:43 AM
Those who pretend to hate us really hate the message.
No, it is you. We really, really don't like you.
9/23/2008 12:19:55 AM
He did get one thing right. To be dependent on a lie is utterly abhorrent to me.
9/23/2008 12:27:24 AM
"(of course they then hate the messengers too)"
Nooooo, I think hate is too weak of a word for the disdain I have for fundies. As a matter of fact, I don't think I can conjure a word that fits right this moment.
9/23/2008 12:30:00 AM
No we were once great sinners worthy of death.
This is why we hate you.
hypocritical, immature, stumbling, imperfect christians
Which all leads back to your hypocrisy, which is what we all hate about you. If you were capable of practicing what you preach, we wouldn't hate you. But you can't, and you don't, and you have devised a system to make that acceptable, when it truly isn't. I am sexually active and single, but I do not tell others to be. I don't tell them not to be, either. It is their decision, yet you feel that you should control the decisions of others while you yourself break the sins you try to enforce. But it is ok, since you can go and 'confess' your sins to your god and he simply washes them away. It's a shame that, one, there are never any 'sins' that stick to you like little evil post-its, and two, you shouldn't be seeking forgiveness from your god, instead to seek forgiveness of those you wronged. Then you will not be hypocritical in my eyes.
And unless you've murdered someone or done some offensive similar in nature, you DO NOT deserve death.
9/23/2008 12:37:24 AM
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