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Christianity is the only one that passes 'the logic test.'  As hard as you may try, I doubt that you can really show the other religions to be very logical at all. Take Islam for example... Wow, who would want to worship THAT god? Oh, and it has both 'love the Jew' and 'slay the infidels' in the same book. We have the Old Testament, aye, with killing in it, but remember that that was judgement upon the tribes of Caanan that was their own fault...  Hinduism:.. they can't even decide who to worship!..  Buddhism: Look at it...yeah.  Taoism: Doing nothing is the best way to gain oneness with the tao... Wow, 'go with the flow' at its best... Ask any theoretical physicist about entropy, the proven tendency for the universe to go from order to chaos, and you'll see that this tao is a load of cow...  Rastafarianism: Black people rule, kill the whities...

mon chi chi, Internet Infidels 14 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Matilde

Which logic test are you passing anyway?

4/12/2007 6:28:19 PM

Laurel

Nothing more logical than a god who makes hell and then tempts humans into doing something to get sent there, then brings about the brutal murder of his own son to save us all from hell so he could badger his followers into threatening everyone with hell. Q.E.D.

4/12/2007 6:46:01 PM

Puck

Troll.

4/12/2007 7:06:25 PM

JasoNF


4/12/2007 7:17:03 PM

Mr_Vorhias

Hinduism: Apparently this guy thinks all Hindus are a bunch of flip-floppers.

Buddhism: \"Look at it..yeah\" does not constitute an argument.

He's just jealous because his religion doesn't have the Beastie Boys.

Taoism: Ask anyone. Doing nothing is WAY better than doing something shitty.

Rastafarianism: I'll let Morbo handle this one, since he's so good at it:



RASTAFARIANISM DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!

4/12/2007 7:58:41 PM

CT

Take Islam for example... Wow, who would want to worship THAT god?
What? The same God as the one who gave Moses a pair of slabs? The same God as the one who flooded the Earth? The one who, in various languages, is known as Jehovah, YHWH, God and Allah?


Do you even know ANYTHING about other religions??

4/12/2007 9:25:17 PM

Disekshonal

Buddhism: Look at it...yeah.

If you won't put in the effort, don't post.

4/12/2007 10:48:43 PM

anti-nonsense

Logic? You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Also, Buddhism is less stupid then Christianity, it's still a bit stupid, but it's less stupid.

4/12/2007 11:56:02 PM



"Christianity is the only one that passes 'the logic test.'"

BAHAHAHAHA!!

5/13/2011 9:19:33 AM

rw23

You're happy to accept the opinion of theoretical physicists on entropy, but I doubt you'd be so happy to ask them about the 'logic' you're using.

5/13/2011 9:58:11 AM

The Duelist

Funny, when I compared Buddhism's teachings and philosophy with Christianity's, I walked away laughing because Buddhism is superior in every way. No condemnation for gays, no sadistic concept of eternal hell, no ridiculous myths of magic zombies who are their own fathers, and no "sin" concept either. It's just better.

5/13/2011 11:51:29 AM



"Taoism: Doing nothing is the best way to gain oneness with the tao... Wow, 'go with the flow' at its best..."

Going with the flow doesn't necessarily mean doing nothing. It means moving in joy. Stop struggling. I can vouch from personal experience that things work out better when I do that.

" Ask any theoretical physicist about entropy, the proven tendency for the universe to go from order to chaos, "

No, they'll tell you that the universe is a cycle of order to chaos to order... Entropy is only one side of the equation.

5/13/2011 7:09:23 PM

Swede

"Take Islam for example... Wow, who would want to worship THAT god?"
You mean the Abrahamic God/Allah/YHWH? Yeah, who would want to worship that petty, jealous, indecisive, petulant god?

You would, apparently...

5/13/2011 11:41:26 PM

Elia

*drops mon chi chi off on a deserted island*

There. Now go build your little dream world where your delusions are law. I'll check back in a decade or two and see how you're doing.

5/14/2011 8:40:19 AM
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