Quote# 47702

In answer to: Does Hell have a front gate?

No, you have to use the back door. Which is why it will be full of homosexuals. Ever wondered why the slang for gay guys is "flamers" Things that make you go, hmmm.

LionPride, AnswerBag.com 48 Comments [9/17/2008 2:48:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

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Well, at least it is funny :D

9/17/2008 2:50:48 PM


Bless his heart, he tried to make a funny.

9/17/2008 2:52:46 PM

Doctor Whom

In Hell, the damned will spend eternity listening to jokes like that one.

9/17/2008 2:55:57 PM


Flame war is on.

9/17/2008 3:06:11 PM


And homosexuals means there will be lesbians!

I have to go to Hell now. Now that that's been established.

9/17/2008 3:06:24 PM


Sports Teams @ Liberty University?

9/17/2008 3:13:01 PM


there will be lesbians!

If they're the hawt kind, I'm in, too!

9/17/2008 3:13:40 PM

But how can there be a back door if there's no Front gate?
oh wait, humour.....

9/17/2008 3:28:33 PM


NIce attempt at a joke.

9/17/2008 3:32:57 PM

The L

Of course! After all, the whole "flaming faggot" thing couldn't POSSIBLY have come from the Inquisition when homosexuals were burned at the stake, now would it?

9/17/2008 3:35:19 PM


How dare you take C+C Music Factory in vain!

9/17/2008 3:49:16 PM


I'll never understand this...murder, rape, theft...the most heinous sins imaginable, everything is forgivable in Christianity...but if you bugger one man, you go straight to hell, don't pass go, don't collect $200, just a one-way ticket to the Lake of Fire. No forgiveness for teh ghey...for a religion of love, it seems to have pretty antagonistic viewpoint of it.

9/17/2008 3:49:29 PM


No relation of mine. The stupid is strong in this one.

9/17/2008 3:54:12 PM


Lola strikes again! The fundies' Nemesis!!

9/17/2008 4:09:00 PM


I think this is a poe

9/17/2008 4:56:11 PM


Again, lesbians don't exist.

9/17/2008 6:53:25 PM


This must be a US thing.
I'm from the UK and although I know of loads of slang names for gays I've never heard of them being called 'flamers'.

9/17/2008 7:08:10 PM


Things that probably make Lionpride go "Uhhh, yessss, harder!" in airport bathrooms on his way to the gay-bashing church conference.

9/17/2008 7:09:46 PM

Poppy Pomfrey

I've actually seen a drawing of heaven's and hell's entrance! Accoriding to the picture, the entrance to haven was somewhere up in the highest mountain, hard to claim rocks and all kinds of danger in the way
the door to hell was giant gate and people went there by the bus load!
(I really tried to avoid the words "haven's gate")

9/17/2008 7:14:41 PM


Things that make you go, hmmm

As in, "Hmmm, fundies try to demonstrate humor by joking about bigotry and damnation. I bet Jebus thinks that's a real knee-slapper."

9/17/2008 7:50:24 PM


Aren't gays also called fairies?

9/17/2008 8:00:31 PM


Things that make you go head-desk.

9/17/2008 8:04:03 PM


Gay does not equal flamer stupid.

9/17/2008 8:40:13 PM


Hell doesn't have a front gate anymore since Jesus went all Chuck Norris on 'em and kicked all kinds of demon ass.

Dante said it, I believe it, that settles it.

9/17/2008 8:50:48 PM

Old Viking

The sign above the pearly gates says "Abandon thought, all ye who enter here."

9/17/2008 8:51:34 PM

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