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Quote# 47702

In answer to: Does Hell have a front gate?


No, you have to use the back door. Which is why it will be full of homosexuals. Ever wondered why the slang for gay guys is "flamers" Things that make you go, hmmm.

LionPride, AnswerBag.com 48 Comments [9/17/2008 2:48:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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#688335
Eden

Well, at least it is funny :D

9/17/2008 2:50:48 PM

#688339
GreenEyedLilo

Bless his heart, he tried to make a funny.

9/17/2008 2:52:46 PM

#688345
Doctor Whom

In Hell, the damned will spend eternity listening to jokes like that one.

9/17/2008 2:55:57 PM

#688375
aaa

Flame war is on.

9/17/2008 3:06:11 PM

#688376
anonymous_troy

And homosexuals means there will be lesbians!

I have to go to Hell now. Now that that's been established.

9/17/2008 3:06:24 PM

#688387
rlrr

Sports Teams @ Liberty University?
Flames

9/17/2008 3:13:01 PM

#688389
kingoftheheavies

there will be lesbians!

If they're the hawt kind, I'm in, too!

9/17/2008 3:13:40 PM

#688413


But how can there be a back door if there's no Front gate?
oh wait, humour.....

9/17/2008 3:28:33 PM

#688416
IanC

NIce attempt at a joke.

9/17/2008 3:32:57 PM

#688423
The L

Of course! After all, the whole "flaming faggot" thing couldn't POSSIBLY have come from the Inquisition when homosexuals were burned at the stake, now would it?

9/17/2008 3:35:19 PM

#688448
Maleficent

How dare you take C+C Music Factory in vain!

9/17/2008 3:49:16 PM

#688450
GigaGuess

I'll never understand this...murder, rape, theft...the most heinous sins imaginable, everything is forgivable in Christianity...but if you bugger one man, you go straight to hell, don't pass go, don't collect $200, just a one-way ticket to the Lake of Fire. No forgiveness for teh ghey...for a religion of love, it seems to have pretty antagonistic viewpoint of it.

9/17/2008 3:49:29 PM

#688459
breakerslion

No relation of mine. The stupid is strong in this one.

9/17/2008 3:54:12 PM

#688476
redfergus

Lola strikes again! The fundies' Nemesis!!


9/17/2008 4:09:00 PM

#688524
Nisshoku

I think this is a poe

9/17/2008 4:56:11 PM

#688685
clockworkgirl21

Again, lesbians don't exist.

9/17/2008 6:53:25 PM

#688697
solomongrundy

This must be a US thing.
I'm from the UK and although I know of loads of slang names for gays I've never heard of them being called 'flamers'.

9/17/2008 7:08:10 PM

#688700
Lucilius

Things that probably make Lionpride go "Uhhh, yessss, harder!" in airport bathrooms on his way to the gay-bashing church conference.

9/17/2008 7:09:46 PM

#688713
Poppy Pomfrey

I've actually seen a drawing of heaven's and hell's entrance! Accoriding to the picture, the entrance to haven was somewhere up in the highest mountain, hard to claim rocks and all kinds of danger in the way
the door to hell was giant gate and people went there by the bus load!
(I really tried to avoid the words "haven's gate")

9/17/2008 7:14:41 PM

#688770
Sasha

Things that make you go, hmmm

As in, "Hmmm, fundies try to demonstrate humor by joking about bigotry and damnation. I bet Jebus thinks that's a real knee-slapper."

9/17/2008 7:50:24 PM

#688789
JohnTheAtheist

Aren't gays also called fairies?

9/17/2008 8:00:31 PM

#688793
Mayhem

Things that make you go head-desk.

9/17/2008 8:04:03 PM

#688824
mike-mike

Gay does not equal flamer stupid.

9/17/2008 8:40:13 PM

#688857
Falconer

Hell doesn't have a front gate anymore since Jesus went all Chuck Norris on 'em and kicked all kinds of demon ass.

Dante said it, I believe it, that settles it.

9/17/2008 8:50:48 PM

#688860
Old Viking

The sign above the pearly gates says "Abandon thought, all ye who enter here."

9/17/2008 8:51:34 PM
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