Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife #fundie

Man For Young Girl To Become My Wife #fundie blog.360.yahoo.com

My primary goal is to find one wife. I do not need more than one wife. I will be very happy and content with just one wife. However, I have interviewed many that would like to be one of two or more wives. I have given this serious thought and should I end up with a wife that would like to be one of two or more wives, I have no problem with it whatsoever. There are pros and cons to having multiple wives and I have considered all that have occurred to me. After I find my first wife, I will not seek out another wife. It will be my first wife's responsibility to present prospective wives to me, whom I will interview and decide if I will or will not accept them as a wife. I will be just a picky about them as I am with my first wife. In fact, I'll probably be more picky.

Yes, I hear all you arrogant ignorant Christians out there claiming it is ungodly to have more than one wife. Yes, God prefers a one man one women relationship but God Himself, under certain circumstances, not only allows a man to have multiple wives, but demands it, and nowhere in Scripture can it be found that God comes against multiple wives. King David, the man after God's own heart had multiple wives. King Solomon, the man God blessed with the greatest wisdom of all men had numerous wives. We find in the New Testament that God recognizes multiple wives in the consideration for the qualifications for Elder or Deacon. God says to qualify to become an Elder or Deacon, you must be a one woman type man, the husband of one wife. An Elder or Deacon is to be focused on God's work, not his wives, one wife it too distracting already LOL (laughing Out Loud).

But in America it is illegal to have more than one wife. Well, I can easily prevail in a debate regarding that matter, but that is not my task here. Just suffice it to say, you cannot legally marry more than one wife where the state is the authority giving you permission to marry. I will not be asking the state's permission, for I am not under the authority of any man made government.

62 comments

old comment by CailinBan

The whole piece is worth a read, using a rather surreal meaning of the word 'worth'.

He's 53, he's looking for a woman of between 20-30 (although would accept younger if she's mature; I'm sure he would!), of a specific height/weight ratio (literally, if you're X height you must weigh no more than Y) and bra size.

She has to be prepared to jump through enormous hoops such as questionnaires etc before he'll even consider her candidacy as a wife.

She has to be a good obedient Christian wife as already posted onto this site. But it's okay cos that's different from being a slave in that a slave isn't allowed to do anything whereas a wife is allowed to do anything she pleases as long as her husband hasn't forbidden it. So that's alright then.

He's not into wasting time, so the whole 'courtship' process (i.e. internet interview) will take no more than 2 weeks, by which time, without having met him, and without hving seen even his picture IIRC, she has to agree to be his wife and fly to meet him.

But he won't stop interviewing candidates until he has her in his arms cos only then does he know she's serious.

But somehow, strangely, he hasn't found this woman yet. I wonder why.

old comment by afacelessatheist

This guy is a total wackjob. He demands you to follow all these instructions and rules before having the privilege of talking to an egotistical control freak. I mean, who the fuck lists shit like "You cannot walk seven (7) miles non-stop averaging 1 mile per 20 minutes and without drinking or eating anything during the walk." as a prerequisite for a potential mate?

He's also about as deep as a puddle and goes beyond listing that he wants someone who's thin, young and beautiful. He actually start mentions weight height ratios and bra sizes that are acceptable to him!

Oh, and she is not allowed to want her own career because he's putting her to work for him in his imaginary business that he's going to be starting someday yet she needs to have enough money to travel anywhere in the world at any time and not come from people who have money.

So ladies, any takers? I know I'm just itching to get my application in......

What a tosser!

old comment by SuperId

You have no children, will not have children and do not want children. I have already raised four wonderful children and do not wish to raise anymore.

Oh, that's, just, the best. So one of the things a woman has to do to win this veritable lottery of a deal is to just completely renounce her right to breed? And he doesn't want a working woman either, AND he looks for more then one of those. NO JOB, NO BABBIES, BECAUSE I, AS YOUR ETERNAL MASTER AND KEEPER, WANT ALL OF YOUR ATTENTION AND NOT JUST MOST OF IT.

Do NOT Fall in Love with Me until I say so!

Wow, now THAT is certainly going to be difficult, especially after going through that web page of yours.

Anyway this guy is obviously a mental patient with no one to take care of him, and probably had very religious parents who, like stereotypical fundies, tried to cure him with religion, failed and just gave up, being negligent to the emotional and psychological needs of this poor individual for the most of his early life. I hope one of his 4 kids wises up and gets him some proper treatment.

old comment by Falyne

Yeah.....

Y'know, most folks who become software engineers have studied at least a LITTLE game theory. Like, where you predict how others will act based on what's in it for them..... yeah.

I mean, there is NO incentive, bar NONE, for any female to even consider this neurotic whackjob. He's outlined all of his wants, all the things that would NOT be to her benefit, and one metric fuckload of red flags. But there's nothing he presents (other than his supposedly august company) that's in it for her, and yet he expects HER to put forth all the effort and jump through all the hoops, down to being the first one to IM him each time to prove she's still interested. It's just..... an incredibly unrealistic plan.

Not to mention that he's expecting her to be the one who does the traveling when they finally meet. Let me repeat that: he wants his small, delicate, virginal, submissive flower of a wife to be the one that travels to goodness-knows-where to meet a stranger on the internet, because he won't be bothered to come to her. Even in his own silly patriarchal worldview, he's not doing his duty as 'a real man', nor would any woman he'd consider actually be willing to do that.

On the other hand, I'm glad he's being so incredibly counter-productive about all this. I don't have to worry about any poor woman or girl becoming this manipulative whackjob's victim. I DO feel for his ex-wife, though, sounds like that was NOT a fun divorce.

old comment by BiologyTeacher

Let me see if I understand this correctly. You want a woman to commit completely too you yet:
1. she must pay for everything
2. she's not allowed to see you first
3. she's not allowed to know what kinf "financial work" you will be doing
4. she knows nothing about you other than there were four kids and an ex-wife
5. she must make ALL attempts to keep the relationship going
6. you want second+ wives
7. she must agree to be sub to your "uneducated" dominant
8. she must give in to sex whenever or else she's a whore
9. she will only get 25% of your married wealth upon your death (ilegal in certain community property states, oh wait you're "not under the authority of any man made government")
10. you're a rabid True Christian (TM)
You're something special, oh yes you are. Something scrape it of the bottom of my shoe special. I would not be at all suprised to read about you in the news when the cops start finding the bodies.

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Looneys like this one exist. In fact, there was a guy in the sixties in Spain who wanted to marry all known celebrities of the time, from Marisol to Laura Valenzuela, on the basis of the fact that he was(supposedly)a well-known lawyer with a solid social position. If this guy is not a parody or a troll, he is actually filling all the stereotypes of the guys who suffer wildly the mid-life crisis. When men reach 50 or so and have not a satisfactory life(specially if they've been through an acrimonious divorce), they try to catch a trophy wife setting unrealistic expectations and they're often the target of pranksters or pimps. They want to show off to the world and demonstrate that they're not losers. In the past, when internet didn't exist, they either were left alone to feed on their lunacy or try to drag celebrities. Now they use internet but, still, it makes no difference. Two years he's been waiting and counting. Yahoo is not full of posers and players, as he states, only that unrealistic narcissists like him are OFTEN the target of them.