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I was attacked once while watching the movie Peter Pan, because I fell asleep. I have been thinking and I would like to warn parents out there to not let their children watch Peter Pan. You see the name pan is another name for Satan. So in this story, Pan lures 4 children in a loving home to run away with him to a magical land where they do not have to listen to adults. Where the "lost boys" are. They sure are lost, the lost boys follow Pan. Now thinking about that It symbolizes the lost following Satan. Now it all looks like fun the never never land, but it has a message of eternal youth granted to those who follow Pan. It is very dangerous, this story. Please don't let your children watch it. I know that children return home in the end, but the story goes on that each child after Wendy went to never never land with Pan and followed him. I just wanted to warn you. It has been on my to do list for days and not doing it has been bugging me, so here it is. Do what you want with the warning.

student, Ministering Deliverance 44 Comments [9/17/2008 1:34:00 PM]
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Well, the fact that the ancient Greek Demi-God Pan is not another word for Satan means that the rest of your paranoid rambling has no basis. Pan had been around for a long time before satan stole his likeness

9/17/2008 1:37:56 PM

anonymous_troy

Peter Pan is a pedophile.
And when you grow up, he stops loving you and you have to live your regular life.

9/17/2008 1:38:55 PM

Daken

what was it that Fraued once said, oh ya "sometimes a cigar, is just a cigar."

9/17/2008 1:44:15 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Quit thinking so hard; you're only hurting yourself.

9/17/2008 2:21:13 PM

aaa

Whut?

9/17/2008 2:45:05 PM



So, you won't be wanting any Pan-fried steak?

Oh, and way to miss the ending, where the lesson lies in that we all (except for Pan) grow up eventually.

9/17/2008 3:16:38 PM

Brent

This was on your to-do list?

- Buy eggs
- Water plants
- Warn people about Peter Pan
- Baseball game at 7:00

9/17/2008 3:27:27 PM

fritistat

Get back into your rubber room, fucktard.

9/17/2008 3:33:36 PM

Slayer

That entire thread is a gold mine.

9/17/2008 4:46:34 PM

redfergus

Here's a good one from that thread:

I replaced my romance novel readings by christian romance novels by steeple hill. They quote scripture through out the book. IT is better than reading a regular romance novel that is filled with Sex.

Barbara Cartland, eat your heart out.

fergus



9/17/2008 4:51:16 PM

Ash

Cue LOL WUT pear.

9/17/2008 5:21:02 PM

Carbonated Margarine

Peter Pan: "Do you want Tinkerbell to DIE?"

Audience: "No!"

student [simultaneously with audience]: "Yoooooou betcha."

9/17/2008 5:32:15 PM

CailinBan

The rest of the thread is precious alright. Here's one that totally amused me with its unintended irony. (I've clipped some of it, but not to change context, just for brevity.)

"I also used to read a certain author who [...]is very famous for his horror stories. [...] It was obvious to me [...] that this was an author who did his homework. He had to have studied the Bible to some extent in order to come up with some of the stuff he came up with."


Don't know about you guys, but that just cracked me up! The bible as an inspiration for horror!

9/17/2008 5:56:24 PM

wordsofbane

Wendy, John, and Michael. Who's the 4th?

9/17/2008 6:01:35 PM

Carbonated Margarine

@ Brent: Thanks for a good laugh. :OD

9/17/2008 6:07:02 PM

Lucilius

Yeah, but you were only attacked by Paul Reubens, and Pee Wee was pretty easy to fight off.

Or beat off, your choice.

9/17/2008 6:44:29 PM



It's also a work of fiction.

9/17/2008 6:53:47 PM

Laura

Can you guys even take a crap without seeing demons? Sheesh.

9/17/2008 8:44:11 PM

mike-mike

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

*Catches breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

*Dies laughing*

9/17/2008 8:46:07 PM

tracer

Pan is only "another name for Satan" because the early Christians claimed that ALL the gods of the Roman pantheon were just Satan in disguise.

They singled out Pan for special treatment, though, because he was depicted as a satyr. Satyrs are identified with male sexuality, and you know how St. Paul felt about sexuality.

9/17/2008 8:49:03 PM

Old Viking

Do what you want with the warning.

OK.

9/17/2008 9:30:40 PM

Jay-Sus

Do what you want with the warning.

All right. I'll ignore it.

9/17/2008 10:28:57 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

Sounds more like you describing Michael Jackson :P

9/17/2008 10:30:35 PM

Christ Punch

I believe "Pan" is also Spanish for "Bread". Heretofore - When is my PB&J/Devil Sammich going to whisk ME away to a magical land?

9/17/2008 10:43:52 PM

jc

so is captain hook jesus?

9/17/2008 10:58:48 PM
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