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God spoke to Benny Hinn, and showed him that even the classic movies that he was watching, were grieving the Spirit of Christ. My mother used to love her classic movies, but recently threw away thousands of dollars worth of videos because God spoke to her about it. Trust me, that is never easy to do!

You might also go through your home to see if there's anything that is not pleasing to God. Fighting or combat figures, karate materials, or anything that symbolizes violence or murder could be an open door that keeps letting them back in. I would in particular look for anything that would give the type of spirits that you're up against (murder, anger, etc.) an open door. Bringing a sex goddess into somebody's home will invite sex demons; bringing a buddha idol into the home invites eastern religion spirits; bringing ungodly violent materials into the home invites spirits of murder, hate, anger, etc.

Robert L, Ministering Deliverance 75 Comments [9/23/2008 4:02:18 AM]
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thejebusfire

[...or anything that symbolizes violence or murder could be an open door that keeps letting them back in.]

Like the bible?

[I would in particular look for anything that would give the type of spirits that you're up against (murder, anger, etc.) an open door.]

Those can be found in the bible too!

[ bringing a buddha idol into the home invites eastern religion spirits;]

Yeah because peace and enlightenment is so evil!

[bringing ungodly violent materials into the home invites spirits of murder, hate, anger, etc. ]

Again, those are all in the bible.

9/23/2008 4:04:30 AM

KatAutumn

I would like to think that someone who harbors a "spirit of murder" would be spending less time burning their Bruce Lee action figures and more time in a psychiatric ward.

9/23/2008 4:04:47 AM

Jay-Sus

bringing a buddha idol into the home invites eastern religion spirits;

Peace and enlightenment. It's the work of teh Debil!

9/23/2008 4:08:33 AM

kingoftheheavies

anything that symbolizes violence or murder

Nothing better than your buybull for that!

9/23/2008 4:08:39 AM

Nihlum

"anything that symbolizes violence or murder"

You mean like the guns you guys are so keen about?

9/23/2008 4:13:59 AM

aethermanas

[... even the classic movies that he was watching, were grieving the Spirit of Christ ...]

Hey, you know what's considered classics? Cecil B DeMille flicks.

9/23/2008 4:14:26 AM

Beeblebrox

...even the classic movies that he was watching, were grieving the Spirit of Christ.

Does that include The Ten Commandments starring Charlton Heston?

9/23/2008 4:14:43 AM

Yaezakura

Bringing the Bible into a home must invite spirits of stupidity. By the thousands.

9/23/2008 4:17:39 AM

werewolf

I'd like to bring a sex goddess into my home, but my wife would never approve.

9/23/2008 4:19:11 AM

Mattural Selection

"anything that symbolizes violence or murder..."

You mean like this?


9/23/2008 4:50:51 AM

Dracori

or anything that symbolizes violence or murder could be an open door that keeps letting them back in.

Well, I guess everyone might as well throw out their Bibles then.

9/23/2008 4:54:37 AM

Bowen

So, uh, about bringing a sex goddess into my home. How do I do that?

9/23/2008 5:06:09 AM

Observable Reality

For the sake of curiosity, where exactly can I find a sex goddess?

9/23/2008 5:11:55 AM

Pyroclasm

Fighting or combat figures, karate materials, or anything that symbolizes violence or murder could be an open door that keeps letting them back in. I would in particular look for anything that would give the type of spirits that you're up against (murder, anger, etc.) an open door.

Ooh! Ooh! I've got one!

The fucking Bible!

9/23/2008 5:26:16 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

I want to serve a sex goddess too!!!

9/23/2008 5:33:22 AM

freako104

"Bringing a sex goddess into somebody's home will invite sex demons"


that doesn't sound bad


"bringing a buddha idol into the home invites eastern religion spirits;"


Like the ones that teach about the Middle Path and how to achieve enlightenment and about non violence?


9/23/2008 5:39:18 AM

ArmandT

Funny, our house is okay even though we have a Buddha head on our fridge.

9/23/2008 5:40:36 AM

BobMalarky

Wasn't god all about violence and murder for the first half of the book?

9/23/2008 5:45:36 AM

hmcook87

Anything that symbolises violence or murder? I sure hope you're throwing all those crosses out!

9/23/2008 6:09:18 AM

Panz

just another example of how truely weak willed fundies are

9/23/2008 6:21:59 AM

Jesus Klingon

Is there anything that doesn't grieve the Spirit of Christ? What a whiny little bitch that Spirit is.

edit: Seriously, if God is grieving over Humphrey Bogart movies, or even some crap from the '30s or '40s that nobody remembers, then God needs to STFU and go mind His own fucking business.

9/23/2008 6:35:39 AM



Don't bring a Buddha statue into the house, in case it makes you realise how much nicer and more reasonable Buddhism is as compared to Christianity

9/23/2008 6:41:39 AM

myheadhurts

Karate is mostly defense.

Although I hate consumerism, contributing to land fills isn't good either.

Eastern spirits don't like to travel much. The Western ones are the ones everyone needs to be wary of. Those suckers really get around.

9/23/2008 6:44:54 AM

Xotan

God spoke to Benny Hinn, and showed him that even the classic movies that he was watching, were grieving the Spirit of Christ.

- Benny? Benny? Who the f**k is Benny? Besides, where does Jesus come into this? He came into the world as a man, no? When did Christ appear? Is he Jesus's twin? But now you also introduce the Spirit of Christ? Is this a whole new Trinity? Jesus, Christ and the Holy Spirit of Christ?


My mother used to love her classic movies, but recently threw away thousands of dollars worth of videos because God spoke to her about it. Trust me, that is never easy to do!

- So God doesn't like the movies? Where does it say that in the Bible? The classic movies are entertainment. That must be baaaaad!


You might also go through your home to see if there's anything that is not pleasing to God.

- Like a husband or wife. Dey is bad as dey meanz SEX! Throw them out. Why am I reminded of the song 'You're movin' out today!'


Fighting or combat figures, karate materials, or anything that symbolizes violence or murder could be an open door that keeps letting them back in.

- Did you mislay some Demons in that last sentence? Does this also include your membership certificate of the NRA and all you firearms. And should America disarm completely and decommission all its nuclear arsenal? That the logic of it, followed through.


I would in particular look for anything that would give the type of spirits that you're up against (murder, anger, etc.) an open door.

- You are preumptuous. I always close doors. It keep the heat out in summer and the cold in winter. Moreover, I have never murdered anyone, and have no intention of so doing; nor do I get angry; nor does the Demon of Etc have a hold on my soul.


Bringing a sex goddess into somebody's home will invite sex demons;

- I may look into this. But Poor Marylyn M. died a long time ago. Besides, she'd be over 80 now. A tad old for being a goddess, but probably not so for sex.


bringing a buddha idol into the home invites eastern religion spirits;

- I shall offer them Saki - that's a rice Spirit! Oriental enough? (OK, I know they grow rice in the US, but I'll check that the rice source for the saki was Taiwanese. Happy?)


bringing ungodly violent materials into the home invites spirits of murder, hate, anger, etc.

- You are repeating yourself. Obsess much? What about violent books like the Bible. It's full of murder, rape, killing, child sacrifice, and lots of Etc and its Demons. No doubt you have thrown out the (average of) 5 Bibles in your fundie home.

9/23/2008 6:47:47 AM

centauri

"bringing ungodly violent materials into the home invites spirits of murder, hate, anger, etc. "

Does this mean there are also GODLY violent materials? Oy...

9/23/2008 6:48:45 AM
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