you want to talk about lies........... i took out 5 pages of my nephews science book and took them into the school admin building and had other reports to prove the schoolbooks were lying to kids and they turned there back on me lol so yea teaching an untrue, untested doctrine of evolution is not lying? plz give me a break. science is somthing we can test , study and observe , not guesses to be taught as science,
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True, teaching untrue, untested doctrine would constitute lying.
Your mistake is assuming that this somehow relates to the theory of evolution.
If you actually damaged school textbooks by ripping the pages out I hope they charge the full cost of the books back to you.
"science is somthing we can test , study and observe , not guesses to be taught as science,"
And yet you have done very little to test, study, observe, or even apply basic logic to any Creationist ideas.
"What do you think you're doing?"
*picks up book, sees "Stryper" logo crudely drawn in ignorant scrawl on cover*
"Stryper "?...
"What kind of a man desecrates a defenseless textbook?"
"I've got a good mind to slap your fat face."
"You are destroying your life with that, that, that, garbage!"
"Alright, Mr. Stryper !"
"I want you to tell me, no, no, better yet, stand up and tell the class,
What do you want to do with your life?"
"science is somthing we can test , study and observe "
As opposed to religion, where you can spout any old crap you like, and people will believe you without question.
Right, teaching something that has no fucking evidence instead of something that DOES have evidence makes perfect sense.
Oh, and you owe me a new irony meter.
No you stupid ass, they turned their back on you because you defaced school property and tried to foist religion. You're luck I wasn't there, cuz I would have bitch slapped you all the way back to you baptismal pond.
A post of his from later on in the thread:
CARBON DATING DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. These people are all about reading and re-reading thousands of pages of middle eastern mythology, but they can't even read an article about carbon dating on the internet? Can't even check out a science book from the local library? Willful idiots.
@ Slayer. Yes, they are wilful idiots. Or as I prefer, 'Stupidity that has to be practiced at.' Yes, I know its not grammatically correct, but I like it anyway.
"you want to talk about lies..........."
I'm pretty sure that the entire post is just crap made up on the spot. And if it's not, I'm sure that this person didn't use any reputable (or cited) sources to disprove what was contained in the science book.
I hope you get arrested for vandalizing school property.
And guess what, evolution has been tested, studied and observed, many times.
'had other reports to prove the schoolbooks were lying to kids'
What reports? From Ken Ham? Kent Hovind? The Creation Museum? All utterly discredited in the science community. No wonder they turned their backs on you, shithead.
Science 101 -course test:
Evolution can be...
Tested [X ]X ]X ]
Teacher's comments:Nicely done, Billy! I see that you have done your homework!
A+
And your alternative, testable hypothesis is?
Get back to me on that will ya?
Can you imagine working in school administration and having to deal with these kinds of nutjobs while trying to be politically correct? Ouch, tough job.
What did your nephew's parents have to say about this?
If your grammar is anything to go by, then your education is not.
"plz give me a break. science is somthing we can test , study and observe , not guesses to be taught as science,"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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