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(In response to; "Sorry, but you lost any religious credibility in the other thread- in which you pointed out that you believe something completely contrary to what the Bible actually says.")

I just believe what the Bible says. If one is contrary to the other as long as it is in the Bible, fine by me.

kanzenatsume, Gaia Online 22 Comments [9/27/2008 2:31:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Quintessence
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thats some pretty strong doublethink you have going there

9/27/2008 2:34:28 AM

Mortok

Prepare to have your brain boiled in your skull by the many paradoxes you will soon encounter.

9/27/2008 2:41:01 AM

Old Viking

Well now that you put it that way ...

9/27/2008 2:50:22 AM

Jay-Sus

@Mortok: He's not smart enough to be able to spot a paradox even if it's starring him in the face.

9/27/2008 2:55:36 AM

TheOutsider

GaiaOnline: Still the stupidest place on the internet.

9/27/2008 3:30:04 AM

Mayhem

Ah. Gaia Online again. Does this mean that the Naruto Forums will be seeing a triumphant return here, soon?

9/27/2008 3:31:40 AM

Darwin

W...

T...

F?!

9/27/2008 3:31:44 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Bullshit..no man can follow everything in the bible without spontaneously combusting from the lethal amounts of stupid within it.

9/27/2008 3:36:38 AM

PhoenixUltima

This kind of reminds me of those androids in that one episode of Star Trek, you know, the one where Kirk and crew make them all short out by acting completely loony. Only here it's working in reverse. Or something. Hell, I don't know where I'm going with this.

9/27/2008 3:48:04 AM

Illuminatalie

ROFLmAo! So the only thing that is allowed to contradict the bible, is the bible? That kind of makes sense. The only thing than can contradict God, is God.

9/27/2008 4:24:40 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

@Reverend J:

He didn't say he follows everything in the bible, he just said that he believes everything in it, whether it contradicts or not.

By Jove, I believe he's figured out how to withstand our scathing, irrefutable arguments! He simply does not care.

9/27/2008 5:05:40 AM

anonymous_troy

So I take it you believe in the Doctrine of Quantum Judas?

9/27/2008 5:10:22 AM

aaa

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a paradox!

9/27/2008 9:59:34 AM

freako104

Ned Flanders is a real person?!

9/27/2008 1:37:41 PM

Lulzmonger

PEIM TARADOX

9/27/2008 3:05:49 PM

Bored One-time Poster

That doesn't work. You can't believe two things that contradict each other.

9/27/2008 3:19:32 PM

upallnite

Bored One-time Poster,

You can if you don't understand either of them.


9/27/2008 5:21:37 PM

Sylvine

And voila! That's the problem with catholics XD

~Sylv

9/27/2008 8:14:14 PM

WTF?

Gaia Online, Rapture Ready, and IMDb: The Unholy Trinity of Internet Stupidity

9/28/2008 3:01:00 AM

stogoe

Gaia Online, Rapture Ready, and IMDb: The Unholy Trinity of Internet Stupidity
What about WoW Offtopic, Naruto, DeviantArt, and YouTube?

9/29/2008 4:16:54 PM



Admiting that the Bible may contradict itself?

9/29/2008 8:41:52 PM

Quintessence

Woo! My quote got accepted!

2/7/2009 8:45:19 PM
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