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Let it be known that any faiths outside of the Bible are of false nature. Any man that creates a belief and puts it alongside the Bible is teaching falseness.

Source(s):
The Bible

Brother Tony, Yahoo Answers 38 Comments [9/27/2008 2:21:43 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: letsbegods
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Godbuster

[citation still fucking needed]

9/27/2008 2:24:53 AM

myheadhurts

Faiths within the bible should be squashed like flies between the pages of a poorly written war novel. Because I said so.

9/27/2008 2:32:32 AM

Mortok

It's in a book, so it must be true. After all, why would a book lie to a person?

9/27/2008 2:36:31 AM

Nihlum

Yep this guy is definatly Randy's brother.

9/27/2008 2:44:36 AM

Jay-Sus

Care to prove that, without using the Bible?

9/27/2008 2:51:21 AM

Old Viking

To whom shall I let it be known? I mean, I don't want people hitting me and stuff.

9/27/2008 3:00:33 AM

atrasicarius


9/27/2008 3:26:46 AM

Eden

Let it be known that any faiths outside of the Edda are of false nature. Any man that creates a belief and puts it alongside the Bible is teaching falseness.

9/27/2008 3:31:59 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

meh..thats your opinion..and Im sure you cant live up to it because the bible is written to ENSURE that no one lives up to it..thats why everyone sins.

Just a thought. In genesis god got mad when men learned what good and evil were. god getting mad is the same as sin..Jesus teaches the difference between good and evil..therefore doing the same as giving you the forbidden fruit. Therefore Jesus sins.

Yeah yeah.. Ive got it all wrong... make up some new shit to condemn people ass hole.

9/27/2008 3:56:14 AM

Porky Pine

Circular reason FTW!

9/27/2008 3:57:53 AM

Carrie

"The Bible because it says so."

That is the gist of the argument.

9/27/2008 4:22:10 AM

Osiris

Oh Lawd.

9/27/2008 5:02:23 AM

M.M.

Let it be known that any faiths outside of the Bible are of false nature.

Wrong answer.

9/27/2008 5:37:38 AM

Joe

Falseness?

9/27/2008 7:36:38 AM

Michael

Let is be known that the bible is a collection of badly translated and merged babylonian fairy tales, thrown together by a bunch of semi-literate bronze age goat sodomisers, and is the ultimate in falseness.

9/27/2008 7:53:39 AM

God Is Real Unless Declared Integer

Let it be known that any faiths outside of the Kamainik are of false nature. Any man that creates a belief and puts it alongside the Kamainik is teaching falseness.

Source(s):
The Kamainik - Holy Book of the Inikre

9/27/2008 9:25:16 AM

Ark

This isn't really all that fundie - pretty much everyone believes their particular faith (or lack of) is the right one.

9/27/2008 9:30:04 AM

aaa

Goes like a NASCAR track.

9/27/2008 9:32:19 AM

freako104

"Let it be known that any faiths outside of the Bible are of false nature. Any man that creates a belief and puts it alongside the Bible is teaching falseness.
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Can you disprove my faith or my gods? I didn't think so. Oh you can? Cause the Babble makes mention of other deities. And the circular logic is fail

9/27/2008 1:44:18 PM

Elphada

i'm looking out the window at my faith. Doesn't look false to me.

9/27/2008 1:54:13 PM

FMG

So how are those four legged insects coming along?

9/27/2008 2:41:04 PM

Doctor Whom

Let it be known that any faiths outside of the Qur'an are of false nature. Any man that creates a belief and puts it alongside the Qur'an is teaching falseness.

Source(s):
The Qur'an

9/27/2008 3:22:35 PM

Bored One-time Poster

Source suggests circular logic, without which, you would be unable to separate Christianity from any other religion.

9/27/2008 3:25:06 PM

John

Let it be known that any faiths outside of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are of false nature. Any man that creates a belief and puts it alongside the GOTFSM is teaching falseness.

Source(s):
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

9/27/2008 3:28:52 PM

Xotan

The bible is correct because the bible says so. Nice circular logic that proves nothing but circuular logic is circular logic is ..... etc.

9/27/2008 6:36:27 PM
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