It seems likely to me that there wont be any more children after the Rapture, since with the faithful gone the satanist liberals will probably abort every conception. They get a kind of sick pleasure from it.
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You know, if the rapture was real, I'd almost look forward to it. We'd get rid of all these crazy, ignorant assholes, and actually begin to have a decent world. But then again, there wouldn't be any more of these hilarious quotes. Hmmmm. Tough choice.
And from your point of view, how can liberals keep existing if they keep "killing" zygotes?
We, and the rest of the normal world, look forward to your departure. Because the secret is that "god" is actually clearing the world of rubbish, and Rupture Ready is it.
Yeah the liberals abort all their children now, that's why there are so many of them,oops... Of course this Rapture Ready, they know as much about liberals as they do about the Bible. NOTHING!!!! Jesus was a liberal, the pharisees (who had him murdered)were the conservatives, and the Rapture, well that's a nineteenth century fantasy that isn't even in there. Do they get a sick pleasure from violating the 9th commandment and the 1st commandment over at RR? I am beginning to think that they are secret satanists getting pleasure from their constant lying and blasphemies of sticking their own POLITICAL views in God's mouth to sway other braindead sheep into their fake religion, real political propaganda site.
Not only that, but everybody will catch teh gay afterwards, too. Just think . . . no fundies, no rug rats . . . aaahhhhh, it will be so nice and quiet then. And the meek will inherit the earth when humans die out.
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@ Exasperated
I gotta love the name, hubris anyone?
Amadeus
It is terribly, horribly sad that people think like this. It is even more sad that they think they are 'loved by god' and that they believe they have a glorious afterlife ahead of them.
They get a kind of sick pleasure from it. What they really have to look forward to is nothing but maggots and worms, and slime and decay. Hoorah!!
fergus
How a fundie sees the world:
Pro choice = KILL EVERY BAAAYBEEEE!1!!eleventy!
Pro life = good, holy, makes me feel good, don't need to think about it, especially the vessel, uhh, I mean woman carrying it. Don't need to think about what happens after birth as long as it's birthed. Birth, birth, birth, birth!
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Relax, everyone. It's just a Poe. I saw the opening, and I still had a troll account left at RR, and I just couldnt resist. I guess I just kind of get a sick pleasure from seeing how batshit insane a thing I can say and still get the fundies to take me seriously. I kinda hoped the 23 would tip people off, but I guess there arent many Discordians on here. I hope you're not all too disappointed.
I hope Buzzard doesnt lurk on here...
I kind of think that the rapture retards get a sick pleasure from constructing ridiculous straw men.
Edit: lovedbygod23, the sad thing is that there are people on that forum who actually believe that kind of stuff.
Not only are you wrong in saying all liberals are satanists and derive pleasure from abortions, you also have no clue what satanism is because you would realize that getting off on abortions would probably be a highly un-satanic thing to do, in short, fuck you.
I have NEVER EVER heard a woman speak, in pleasurable terms, of having an abortion. Ever. OR any man, for that matter.
'They get a kind of sick pleasure from it.'
The same kind fundies get from harassing gays (and anyone else who disagrees with them), right?
Lovedbygod23 should rename himself 'lovedbysatan23'.
Every morning, when I'm feeling down, I get out my kickin' boots and my wire coathangers and start prowling the complex, looking for innocent fetii to abort.
Or, you know, not.
Firstly, there will (probably) not be any Rapture.
Secondly, most US liberals are Christians, quite a few conservatives are CINO's (as they hate the poor, the sick, living breathing children)
Thirdly, conservatives have about as many abortion as liberals have, they are just more secretive about them.
Fourthly, no-one LIKES abortions, dolt, they are just sometimes the lesser of two evils.
Well, it was Paul that told Christains not to have kids.
He was sure that Christ was coming back any time now, and there was a risk new kids would not live long enough to accept Jesus.
And since the Age of Accountability was never a biblical concept, too-young kids would go to Hell.
So, after the Rapture, you Christains can only hope that we atheists will adopt your kids that you leave behind.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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