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Speaking of the man in black... Johnny Cash gets the award for the biggest sellout since Judas Iscariot. Johnny's latest album is on the American (formerly Def American) record label owned by Rick Rubin. … Now you want to hear the unbelievable? Not only did Johnny Cash record a song on American label produced by Rick Rubin — but on the album he sings a song written by Satanist Glenn Danzig! The name of the song? You guessed it — Thirteen! If you know your Bible, you know the number thirteen is connected with sin and the devil!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior.Com 63 Comments [9/17/2008 2:03:30 PM]
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The ignorance here is so thick, I can't raise any emotion but pity.

Good gawd, how the fuck do you people find food?

9/17/2008 2:11:39 PM


There are thirteen letters in the name David J. Stewart...

9/17/2008 2:21:32 PM

Paschal Wagner

you know the number thirteen is connected with sin and the devil

So what does that make Jesus and his 12 disciples?

9/17/2008 2:25:54 PM


An insult from this man is a beautiful tribute.

9/17/2008 2:29:44 PM


I don't think you know your bible at all.

9/17/2008 2:34:41 PM


Yey, Danzig cover. Perhaps I should try that record.

9/17/2008 2:42:12 PM

Paschal Wagner

Vey: you should. Brilliant album, like all of Cash's American Recordings albums.

9/17/2008 2:43:38 PM

Mister Spak

If you know your bible, you know PI=3.

9/17/2008 2:49:28 PM


13 is just a normal number that happens to come between 12 and 14. Nothing special about it.

Numbers do nothing, they are not scary, they don't kill you, they don't mess up your life, YOU do!

9/17/2008 2:50:19 PM


Everytime I read about why 13 is considered an unlucky number, it's all vague speculation, even though it usually includes biblical references like "Maybe because Judas was the 13th to arrive at the Last Supper." So if the people are looking to the Bible to figure out why 13 is unlucky, why don't they use whatever chapter and verse indicates directly that 13 is connected with sin and the devil?

Which chapter and verse is that, anyway? I mean, it does exist, right, Dave? You wouldn't be lying to us, would you?

9/17/2008 2:56:52 PM


Kid, welcome to music industry.

9/17/2008 3:02:32 PM


Went to look.

"The website you have requested has been cancelled."

9/17/2008 3:02:53 PM


Jesus + 12 Apostles = 13

Johnny Cash has been dead for about 5 years. Regardless, don't mess with the Man in Black. His music rocks.

Speaking of rock..what? no condemnation of my beloved Stones and "Sympathy for the Devil?" Bah! You wouldn't get the lyrics/meaning anyway.

9/17/2008 3:10:46 PM


First off, I'e never seen any clear reference in the bible that shows 13 as being evil. And for all thase idiots that think 13 is going to get them killed they should look to Asia. In most of Asia the number '4' is bad juju. In apartment buildings the 4th floor is labeled different in the elevator. For example you might have 1, 2, 3, F, 5.

So, even though they are convinced it is a bad omen to use that numeral we have no problem at all with it here in America. Oh, wait...maybe the number 4 is devouring us and we just didn't know it...

9/17/2008 3:13:05 PM


Yeah, I went there too and the sign on the door said website cancelled. I thought it smelled a little better on the Web today.

9/17/2008 3:16:36 PM


Actually, 13 is a rather propitious prime number.

The original 13 colonies? There are quantities of 13s all over the dollar bill (arrows, olive branches, tail feathers, etc.)

Some inbred rednecks are able to count to 13 on their fingers.

A baker's dozen consists of the standard 12 plus one free one kicked in. Are you anti-donut?

Also, 13 is the retirement age at the Neverland Ranch.

9/17/2008 4:27:16 PM


Does that mean David J. Stewart has been cancelled?

Please God, let it be true.

Even though you don't exist.


9/17/2008 4:28:45 PM


::brain explodes::

9/17/2008 4:58:17 PM

David G

Numerologists for Jesus!

9/17/2008 5:07:25 PM

Brian X

And yet, Johnny Cash did some of the best work of his career at the very end with Rick Rubin. Stewie boy is jealous, methinks...

9/17/2008 5:14:01 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Johnny Cash is dead.

9/17/2008 5:14:58 PM


Jesus-is-Savior.com is gone? Noooo!

I found that one funnier than Rapture Ready. :( Stuff like this, and his complete lack of understanding of blood alcohol measurements in his railing against drinking, and quoting Scientologists as sources against psychiatrists... he was a trip.

But for anybody who wants to see the original article for this:


9/17/2008 5:15:43 PM

Yama the Space Fish

The Epiphany was when Jesus was 13 days old.

9/17/2008 6:07:39 PM


Like the thirteen sat around the table at the Last Supper?

Dave, you don't know your Bible from yuor arsehole.

9/17/2008 6:09:06 PM


I can't believe the site is gone!!! I had it marked as a favorite just for the lulz.

9/17/2008 6:38:04 PM

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