What do you think the reaction would be if Sarah Palin and Joe Biden were debating on national primetime tv, and she suddenly disappeared with the rapture.
[9/22/2008 10:01:43 PM]
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9/22/2008 10:02:19 PM
I doubt it would seriously affect her debate skills.
9/22/2008 10:04:00 PM
"Man, she keeps coming up with excuses for not doing proper debates."
9/22/2008 10:12:14 PM
We'll debate that when it happens.
We can debate how Santa Claus delivers presents all over the world in one night on the same day.
9/22/2008 10:13:35 PM
People would cheer now that the fundies aren't here anymore to fuck things up for the rest of us.
9/22/2008 10:14:15 PM
These people are insane. There is just no other word to describe people that believe this stuff. If I spent every day hoping that some dead guy would come from the sky and send me orbiting around the Earth while he comes down and kills everyone, I would either be institutionalized or a Christian.
9/22/2008 10:16:13 PM
Tell me Thelion777 what would be your reaction if you saw a ballet-dancing elephant riding on a skateboard?
9/22/2008 10:16:38 PM
9/22/2008 10:17:00 PM
What if it's Joe Biden who gets Raptured?
9/22/2008 10:18:44 PM
Ecstasy. People who've never heard of the rapture (lucky them) would probably think SHC, or evil spirits, or something.
Note that this is a monumentally impossible "If" you're posing.
9/22/2008 10:19:07 PM
Are you being serious? Really. Are you?
9/22/2008 10:26:04 PM
Allegory for Jesus
"OMG! Did Joe Biden just argue Sarah Palin out of existence!?"
9/22/2008 10:26:11 PM
*Edit: Actually it'd be funnier if she didn't :P
9/22/2008 10:27:32 PM
9/22/2008 10:28:52 PM
Redneck Bimbo Governor
AND THE CROWD GOES WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD!!!
9/22/2008 10:29:33 PM
You should get help, AND PUT A FUCKING QUESTION MARK AT THE END OF A GODDAMNED SENTENCE.
9/22/2008 10:34:06 PM
Well, at Rapture Ready I expect it wopuld be something like this/ "Gawlly, Goober, that thar purtty laidy jus' gone. Nerts, an' I wuz gonna vote fur her too."
The rest of us will pop open a bottle of champagne.
9/22/2008 10:34:26 PM
No, it'd likely be because her dark lord summoned her back.
Sorry, did I say that out loud?
9/22/2008 10:39:12 PM
Ain't gonna happen, though.
9/22/2008 10:40:25 PM
if that rapture happened, i'm sure the world would be in so much turmoil that i wouldn't even know that palin was taken.
also, i would wonder how i got into an alternate universe where crazies are right.
9/22/2008 10:41:46 PM
I think that's a fucking stupid question, that's what I think.
9/22/2008 10:44:28 PM
I know for a fact that this shit will
happen. I wish you all would disappear, but...
9/22/2008 10:44:31 PM
Well, that's never going to happen. Apart from the obvious - the Rapture is laughably bad theological fiction - she's fucking evil to the core.
9/22/2008 10:46:52 PM
The reaction? First I'd tinkle, then I'd go to the refrigerator.
9/22/2008 10:58:34 PM
a resounding global sigh of relief?
9/22/2008 11:00:16 PM