What do you think the reaction would be if Sarah Palin and Joe Biden were debating on national primetime tv, and she suddenly disappeared with the rapture.
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Ecstasy. People who've never heard of the rapture (lucky them) would probably think SHC, or evil spirits, or something.
Note that this is a monumentally impossible "If" you're posing.
Well, at Rapture Ready I expect it wopuld be something like this/ "Gawlly, Goober, that thar purtty laidy jus' gone. Nerts, an' I wuz gonna vote fur her too."
The rest of us will pop open a bottle of champagne.
No, it'd likely be because her dark lord summoned her back.
Sorry, did I say that out loud?
if that rapture happened, i'm sure the world would be in so much turmoil that i wouldn't even know that palin was taken.
also, i would wonder how i got into an alternate universe where crazies are right.
Heck, why not go ahead and write up the scenario for a film treatment? M. Night Shayamalan would probably love to make that movie. (And I would be at least as enthusiastic in avoiding it.)
Seriously, though, these people discuss this stuff as if it's real, and it's beginning to creep me out a little. Even my fellow nerds who argue about whether Batman would beat Wolverine or vice versa don't ask about how folks would respond if it suddenly were shown on national television that Sarah Palin is a mutant!
~David D.G.
David D.G. wrote:
"Even my fellow nerds who argue about whether Batman would beat Wolverine or vice versa don't ask about how folks would respond if it suddenly were shown on national television that Sarah Palin is a mutant!"
What would her Mutant powers be?
I'm betting it'd be something like the ability to make herself have almost zero thickness, like a piece of paper, so that she could slip under doors and through windows that were only open by a tiny crack.
I mean, she's already pretty 2-dimensional as it is....
i've got one! what would the reaction be if Sarah Palin and Joe Biden were debating on national primetime tv when suddenly part of the scaffolding gives way, and an industrial sized tv light swings down, smacks into her head, then gets its cable wrapped around the educationally challenged cross-eyed charisma vacuum's neck just as a counterweight begins to drag her slowly into a semi effective noose, leaving the stupid "i'm pro life, but i shoot bears for fun" second-rate pageant-dwelling one-woman population explosion dangling as a pack of angry hyenas escape from a local zoo and begin to snack on her screaming, quivering body until there's nothing left of the vacuous bog troll except a threadbare cadaver and some cheap spectacles.
That would rock.
What do you think the reaction would be if Sarah Palin and Joe Biden were debating on national primetime tv, and she suddenly disappeared with the rapture.
I suppose all the atheists would say "thank god".
"Ding, dong, the witch is dead!"
@JR:
That made my day! The giggles! I can't breathe!
ABSOLUTE HAPPINESS!! You see, I think I want the rapture to happen WAAAY more than Thelion does. I SOOO want it to happen. Please Jesus..come and take your flock!
p.s. - can you take the muslims too?
pps - I must admit I would also be shocked too.. 2000 years too late, but he finally made good on his promise.
I'd be relieved, and for two reasons:
1. Palin would be gone forever, and;
2. I wouldn't have to spend eternity in the same heaven as her, and the rapture retards.
Keep sniffing that gasoline, Thelion777...
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you ever imagined...
Has anyone at Raptard Ready seen Star Wars ?
Probably the same thing as if Joe Biden suddenly started materializing cats out of thin air, which would do the hug+bite+kick with their back legs attack that cats do, against Palin. Palin then reveals her true form as a pitbull, and all hell breaks loose.
Both events are equally likely.
We'd assume the most logical explanation, someone sacrificed a chicken, lit some black candles said an incantation and summoned Sarah Palin in order to bind her in a pentagram and force her to do their bidding at some later time.
Hallelujah!?
Ann Coulter too, please?
If that actually happened, it'd be the only significant evidence ever presented for the validity of your cult's beliefs. Since it hasn't happened, however, your insane religion remains laughably unbelievable and founded on nothing more than a childish insistence on denying reality and substituting fairy tales.
If Sarah Palin suddenly disappeared for ANY reason, I doubt anyone would really be complaining.
Plus it would help McCain's cause mightily not to have such a thorn in his side for a running mate.
I think there would be a mass sigh of relief.
...oh, and the total IQ of the room would rise considerably.
No, by total I don't mean average.
Do you think she would be able to see Russia from her new mansion?
Hey, this is just one more reason to not vote for McCain/Palin.
And, Thelyin', if a bolt of lightning fried her ass on the spot would you see the error of your wicked ways and immediately switch your allegiance to Zeus? (Retroctively, of course)
"Guys an' gals..." BZZZZTT!! "Oh thank you Lord Zeus for burning that witch I've always believed in YOU only you."
She didn't get raptured, she disappeared in a puff of logic.
Also: It seems "raptured" isn't a word according to Firefox. As it should be.
Well I think there would be a pretty big reaction if that happened, you're right...not that we need to take that possibility into account for anything. By the way, is Biden not going to disappear because he's Catholic or because he's a Democrat?
"What do you think the reaction would be if Sarah Palin and Joe Biden were debating on national primetime tv, and she suddenly disappeared with the rapture."
I'd break out the champagne I've been saving for a special occasion, and celebrate the fact that Bible Spice, Caribou Barbie, Sarah Failin herself was now nonexistent, and her subhuman presence would no longer pollute our planet.
...or I'll accept her being killed in a car accident, torn apart by a pack of wolves whose Alpha female she'd just shot, or some unknown anti-right-wing assassin blows her head off from half a mile away with a .50 calibre round from a Barrett M82A1.
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Ah, a man can but dream...
"Ding dong, the witch is dead!"
Or perhaps "Yey, Caribou Barbie is gone!".
If God wants airheads like her, I don't think I want to go to heaven.
@Moon Wolfhowl
"Also: It seems "raptured" isn't a word according to Firefox. As it should be."
And according to this Firefox:
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Anon-e-moose Gant (detecting Ruptured Retards on sensors): 'Picking up fundies now, I think I'll take one out:
(*Thinks 'Fire missile' in Russian; Anab missile detaches and launches, destroys Sarah Failin *)
Simple.'
X3
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"Holy shit, Joe Biden has evapo-ray-vision"?
Well, that's what I'd be thinking.
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