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Quote# 47890

There are no unbelievers on the other side of death. The minute you die, you will know that the Lord Jesus is real and that HELL is real.

Garvan Ellison, http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbradio4/F2213235 28 Comments [9/27/2008 1:33:44 AM]
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#699789
thejebusfire

And you would know this how?


9/27/2008 1:38:04 AM

#699794
myheadhurts

[citation needed]

9/27/2008 1:40:59 AM

#699795


So confident...

9/27/2008 1:41:24 AM

#699801
approximate

Are we going to be sent to a ghetto full of Christian Fundamentalists?

9/27/2008 1:46:15 AM

#699811
tracer

"Just wait'll my daddy gets here! He'll beat you up!"

9/27/2008 1:51:57 AM

#699815
Mortok

Sure. But until then, I shall continue to mock you.

9/27/2008 1:53:08 AM

#699826
Nihlum

Oh look its the atheists in foxholes argument.

9/27/2008 2:00:10 AM

#699873
Old Viking

Whatever you say, Garvan, whatever you say.

9/27/2008 2:23:56 AM

#699885
Alena

You know, with all these people going to hell, you'd think someone would have started a rebellion by now. We have to outnumber you motherfuckers by at least a million to one.

Hey, maybe there's already been a rebellion, and we'll end up sipping martinis in heaven while you guys languish in the fires of torment for being superior jackasses.

Don't worry, though. I'm sure after a few hours, we'll let you out. I don't know many non-believers who are up for eternal torment by hellfire as a punishment.

9/27/2008 2:28:52 AM

#699889
kingoftheheavies

Mmm hmm; whatever you say.

9/27/2008 2:29:13 AM

#699933
Jay-Sus

You know this how?

9/27/2008 2:40:22 AM

#700098
Porky Pine

Or not..

9/27/2008 4:04:24 AM

#700127
Reverend Jeremiah

..and then you will know how much of an ass you Jesus is. We atheists warned you, but you will 100% be burning with us as well, so get that smug look off your face Gayvan!

9/27/2008 4:32:22 AM

#700132
DarkfireTaimatsu

And how do you know? You've died before?

9/27/2008 4:39:19 AM

#700141
Osiris

And it is at that moment of utter clarity, when any concept of the lack of God is completly destroyed in our hearts and minds, that God will punish the vast, vast majority of mankind even though all he wants is for us to all know of, believe in, and love.

9/27/2008 4:57:58 AM

#700188
anonymous_troy

No, because when you die, your mind stops working.

In fact, there aren't really any humans on the other side of death.

9/27/2008 5:22:26 AM

#700213
Coieuw

No.

9/27/2008 5:41:55 AM

#700233
SomeoneAwful

He's right. And if he is wrong (which he isn't) then you can all laugh throughout eternity (or just become compost and not think anything; who cares?) Sadly, you will find out that this is entirely true, and will lament eternally.

Is this something outside NORMAL Christian theology that it deserves to be categorized as "fundie"? Or is "fundie" the new name for anyone who actually believes biblical doctrine and thus those stupid unenlightened Cretins are ALL fundies now?

9/27/2008 6:08:54 AM

#700307
toothache

[citation needed]

9/27/2008 7:51:55 AM

#700322
aaa

OH really?

9/27/2008 8:46:34 AM

#700381
Nirjuana

It takes a minute? I thought God was omnipotent

9/27/2008 10:13:47 AM

#700497


"There are no unbelievers on the other side of death".

That's true. Once you're dead you are no longer an unbeliever...or a believer. You're dead.

9/27/2008 1:54:47 PM

#700818
Sasha

And you know this how?

9/27/2008 7:57:52 PM

#702229
Nightboomfer

He's right. And if he is wrong (which he isn't) then you can all laugh throughout eternity (or just become compost and not think anything; who cares?) Sadly, you will find out that this is entirely true, and will lament eternally.

Is this something outside NORMAL Christian theology that it deserves to be categorized as "fundie"? Or is "fundie" the new name for anyone who actually believes biblical doctrine and thus those stupid unenlightened Cretins are ALL fundies now?


PASCALSWAGER'D! So, what if Islam is the true faith and we meet Mohammed when we die? Or any other of the 9000 or more other faiths that people have? How can you be so sure your god is the right one and even if it were true, I'm sure he'd be able to tell if you worshipped him because there wasn't a better option available.

That, or you're a poe.

9/29/2008 9:49:03 AM

#702318
John-inOz

Sorry no, but I had a look. After death you get put into a box then into the ground. Not a sign of Jesus anywhere.
Next funeral you attend, check it out. Open casket preferred. since it's tacky otherwise, but its the same in every case.

9/29/2008 12:31:31 PM
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