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Dear Lindsay...

I can not believe what you said.. Sarah Palin is a good person and she is a christian and as I am a Christian and I believe John McCain will fix things when he is president.. I have to say being gay is a sin and here is what God says about it. (You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination) Lev.18:22. It is also wrong to have sex before marriage and have a baby out of wedlock.. I would never vote for Obama because he has ties to overseas and I think he would sell us if he had to and he is sending our troops home and we will have war here and I would rather fight overseas than here. I think President Bush is doing a good thing keeping the war over there than here.. Here is what God says about Sex before marriage. (Marriage is honorable among all,and the bed undefiled; but fornicators and adulterers God will Judge). Linday I hope and pray you find God soon.. God Bless.

Jamie, myspace 31 Comments [9/27/2008 1:41:49 AM]
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Got Ritalin?

9/27/2008 1:45:09 AM

myheadhurts

I didn't give a damn about what Paris Hilton or Matt Damon had to say on political issues. Why would I care what Lindsay says? Okay, that aside, Lindsay is smarter than Jamie... and Lindsay has burned A LOT of brain cells.

9/27/2008 1:46:29 AM

tracer

The comma is your friend.

9/27/2008 1:49:40 AM

AtheistGirl

The president cannot "sell" our country (what does that even mean?) to someone else. And that excuse is just stupid. We aren't fighting Al Qaeda in Iraq.

9/27/2008 1:52:01 AM

Mortok

Sarah Palin is a horrible person, John McCain will do nothing except keel over and die.

And Leviticus also says it's wrong to eat shellfish, or wear polyester-cotton blends. Funnily enough, we don't stone the people who do those things.

So, in conclusion, shut the fuck up, Jamie.

9/27/2008 1:59:56 AM

Nihlum

"(You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination)"

The thing is when you read that literally to a lesbian it condemns heterosexuality retard.


9/27/2008 2:05:14 AM

MK

"Marriage is honorable among all,and the bed undefiled; but fornicators and adulterers God will Judge"

Ummmmm.... you know Palin has a pregnant, unwed daughter, right?

9/27/2008 2:08:08 AM

Dracori

Leviticus also says not to eat shellfish and to kill disobedient children. Follow one, you follow them all, bitch.

9/27/2008 2:17:37 AM

Old Viking

Oh, McCain will fix things all right. We're not far enough down the crapper, we need a few shoves from this poster boy for senility. (Yes, I can say that, I'm older than he is.)

9/27/2008 2:19:03 AM

kingoftheheavies

Jamie, you are a stupid bitch. I hope you slide under a gas truck, and taste your own blood.

9/27/2008 2:19:56 AM

Fdragon

The stupid burns.

9/27/2008 2:40:19 AM

Carrie

I wasn't aware that the US could be put up for sale.

9/27/2008 4:02:38 AM

Illuminatalie

"but fornicators and adulterers God will Judge"
Why would He bother? They've already been thoroughly judged by fundies here on earth.

9/27/2008 5:12:58 AM

LOLWUT

If Lindsay want to marry her girlfriend why the hell can't you let her do that? How does it affect YOU? You don't seem to be affected by much larger things in this world, why care about this non-issue?

9/27/2008 5:15:56 AM

Eden

Pray and find god if you want to, Lindsay, as long as you stay away from christian fundamentalism
Fortunately there are enough religions (and also christian denominations) that don´t judge a person according to his/her sexual orientation ;)

9/27/2008 5:46:13 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

Why would ANYONE give a fuck about what celebrities think about the issues? Who cares?

9/27/2008 7:54:20 AM

aaa

Jamie, do you understand politics?

9/27/2008 8:50:03 AM

solomongrundy

How could Obama sell the USA when it's owned by China?

9/27/2008 9:23:08 AM

Faxon

Did the babble ever forbid homosexuality in general, since from the way it appears, it seems to fit gay sex much better than the whole shebang.

9/27/2008 9:35:30 AM

Vertigo

No, NO, NO, NO, NO!! Get off this planet! You do not have the right to support over seas slaughter because you don't condone gay marriage, you sick fuck!

9/27/2008 12:54:43 PM

Lulzmonger

Politics, you do not understand them.

9/27/2008 3:13:34 PM

X-Acto Dyke

I don't lie with a male as with a woman.

God's a dyke. Deal with it.

9/27/2008 9:28:10 PM

aznegglover

Yea I know, there's no Congress or Supreme Court or anything to veto Obama's decisions

9/27/2008 9:36:58 PM

Adrian

Hey, Jamie, what about the parts of the Babble that tell you that a woman shouldn't preach/teach to men, or be in a position of authority over men?

Do you realize what this means for both you and Palin? That's right:



And



And if you want to take part in the stoning of Palin's pregnant-out-of-wedlock-slut of a daughter, don't forget to ask your current owner (father/husband) for his permission first. :P

9/27/2008 11:23:48 PM

robotica

Holy run-on sentence! Someone get her Punctuation Marks For Dummies.

It is also wrong to have sex before marriage and have a baby out of wedlock..

Oops! I wonder if anyone told her about Bristol Palin.


and we will have war here and I would rather fight overseas than here.

Novel idea for you: Why not working to avoid war, here or there?

...

You can almost see all of the religiously-based talking points swirling around the intellectual vortex that is her brain, getting flung out through her mouth at random times.

She also seems mad other people are having sex but she's not.

9/27/2008 11:53:55 PM
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