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If Noah's Ark wasn't real, THEN NEITHER WAS THE TITANIC...

"PRINCESS", Yahoo answes - Religion and spirituality section 82 Comments [9/23/2008 2:29:39 AM]
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Miles

Oy Gevalt...

9/23/2008 2:34:25 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Whatever floats your boats.

9/23/2008 2:36:41 AM

Egg

Funny,
I've seen photos of the insides of the Titanic.
Can't say that about the Ark.

9/23/2008 2:37:27 AM

Smith

Because as we all know, Noah's Ark evolved into other boats.

9/23/2008 2:37:36 AM

Jstone

That, my friends, is a total logical disconnect. How does the existence of the Titanic depend in any way on the existence of Noah's ark?

9/23/2008 2:38:06 AM

Dracori

You've got to be kidding me.

9/23/2008 2:41:30 AM

SuperId

Putting aside the sheer absurdity of your comparison, the difference between you and I, my dear "PRINCESS", is that I at least am willing to consider the possibility of Titanic being just a hoax.

9/23/2008 2:51:16 AM

Asuka

....What?

9/23/2008 2:54:29 AM



Ow...my brain...

9/23/2008 2:54:50 AM

Nightboomfer

3547 people is nowhere near the mass of 1.8 Million animal species.

9/23/2008 3:03:42 AM

cool cats

If the U.S.S. Enterprise (NCC-1701-D), Galaxy Class, wasn't real, then neither was Space Shuttle Columbia.

See what I did there.

9/23/2008 3:05:17 AM

Malkavian Jeff

We have evidence of the titanic. Go and observe for yourself.


And even if you prove that there was a world wide flood, why Christianity instead of the other religious texts (before the bible) that mentions world wide floods?

9/23/2008 3:08:17 AM

thejebusfire

We have proof of the titanic.

9/23/2008 3:09:35 AM

Kayu

So much fail in 10 words...

9/23/2008 3:09:50 AM

Yaezakura

Except that, you know, we've found and verified the wreckage of the Titanic. Plus there were multiple survivors to testify to what happened, rescue teams that saved those survivors immediately after the event, the fact that we have records and blueprints for the Titanic's construction, news coverage of its launch, and so much evidence it's impossible to deny the fact that the Titanic existed and sank.

Noah's Ark has... a couple passages in a 2000 year old book. Nevermind the scientific impossibility of the event.

9/23/2008 3:16:17 AM

Grigadil

Conveniently, there is absolutely no evidence of said ark.

Was it washed away in the Flood, or what?

9/23/2008 3:24:03 AM

Jay-Sus

Guess the Santa Maria(sp?) wasn't real either.

9/23/2008 3:33:08 AM

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9/23/2008 3:35:18 AM

struby

...poe

has to be

this is absolutely the most absurd thing I have seen here



lets see... if Zeus wasn't real, THEN(sp) NEITHER ARE LIGHTNING BOLTS...



you fail HARD

9/23/2008 3:39:59 AM

kingoftheheavies

I refuse to believe that a human being could possibly be this fucking stupid, and still function.

Wait. Wut?

9/23/2008 3:51:16 AM



@struby: I think a better example would be:

"If Zeus wasn't real, THEN NEITHER WAS ABRAHAM LINCOLN..."

9/23/2008 4:23:00 AM

werewolf

All I can say, princess, is, "Don't give up the ship!"

9/23/2008 4:25:13 AM

Funnyguts


9/23/2008 4:25:48 AM

WMUATimothy

...wait...what?

9/23/2008 4:47:04 AM

Rallymodeller

No, no, let her explain.

THIS I gotta hear the evidence for.

9/23/2008 4:51:39 AM
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