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There won't be any of these recreational drug users going to heaven.

Durelen, Christian Forums 22 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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bumsteer

YES! No druggie scum will go to Heaven! Amen!

11/30/2006 3:26:41 AM

AriseNow

There won't be any of these recreational drug users going to heaven.
Yeah, like that Jebus infidel turning pure water into hellish alcohol...

11/30/2006 3:34:55 AM

Julian

But, but, but...

3, 6, 9
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat

11/30/2006 2:58:42 PM

SaneChick

Did I miss the \"Thou shall not smoke weed\" commandment?

11/30/2006 4:57:36 PM

David D.G.

What, Saint Peter has you pee in a cup before you can get through the Pearly Gates now? Dang, they've instituted those tests everywhere nowadays.
;^D

Seriously, I seem to recall a doctrine that says you get to go to heaven just for belief in Christ as the son of God. Period. No caveats there about ANYTHING -- not murder, not rape, not theft, not tearing the tags off of mattresses, and not recreational drug use. Not that I believe it anyway, but is it too much to ask people to manage at least SOME consistency?


~David D.G.

11/30/2006 5:29:01 PM

Mr. Chuckles

so fundies suffer all their lives for a heaven that might not exist? The drugies have a good time now and probbably think theyve gone to heaven every time we drop acid

11/30/2006 6:14:03 PM

punchybird

God made smoke but man made alchahol. Which should you choose? Man made or God made?

4/27/2007 10:13:49 PM

Hawker Hurricane

Does that include drugs like nicotine (most addictive substance known to man!), alchohol, and caffiene?

4/27/2007 10:30:43 PM

Puck

What about the opiate of the masses? That's a drug, too.

4/27/2007 10:50:04 PM

Puck

Duuude.

We don't need no heaven, man, we got Toontown.


4/28/2007 2:20:54 AM

Darwin

Already there man, already there...

4/28/2007 2:21:55 AM

jo_27e

there wont be anyone else in heaven because the fucking place doesnt even EXIST!!!

4/28/2007 2:57:49 AM

CousinTed

Well duh, that's because \"Drugs\" and \"Heaven\" are two totally seperate songs. Granted, they were written by the same band on the same album...

4/28/2007 3:00:56 AM

Laurel

Bong hits in Hell WOOHOO!!!

4/28/2007 10:22:46 AM



Except when wine is concerned, I guess.

12/29/2009 8:17:22 AM

MDB

No Rush Limbaugh in Heaven, then?

6/11/2010 7:11:49 AM



Thats a relief. I dont have to worry about seeing any neocons or teabaggers in Heaven.

6/11/2010 12:36:39 PM

John_in_Oz

Your enmity against recreational drug users will send you to hell.
Galatians 5:19-21

6/14/2010 1:48:33 AM

Blaidd Drwg

In the words of Mark Twain:

"Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company"

6/14/2010 3:50:13 AM

Anon-e-moose

"There won't be any of these recreational drug users going to heaven."

That's Ted Faggard fucked then (pun not intended):



He was off his tits on crystal meth whilst bumming that rent-boy.

I guess that also includes the Bronze Age goatfuckers who had ideas above their stations who originally wrote the Bible. I mean, have you actually read Revelation?! To come up with that, they must've been on industrial-strength hallucinogens!

@MDB

"No Rush Limbaugh in Heaven, then?"

That fat inferior right-wing subhuman prescription drug-addicted blubberbag will burn very nicely, methinks!

6/14/2010 5:52:21 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Since there is no such place as heaven, that's true.

6/14/2010 5:55:53 AM

Chairmaker

Well thats John of Patmos sitting outside the pearly gates for eating all those 'shrooms while writing Revalations!

6/14/2010 12:09:30 PM
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