YES! No druggie scum will go to Heaven! Amen!
11/30/2006 3:26:41 AM
There won't be any of these recreational drug users going to heaven.
Yeah, like that Jebus infidel turning pure water into hellish alcohol...
11/30/2006 3:34:55 AM
But, but, but...
3, 6, 9
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat
11/30/2006 2:58:42 PM
Did I miss the \"Thou shall not smoke weed\" commandment?
11/30/2006 4:57:36 PM
What, Saint Peter has you pee in a cup before you can get through the Pearly Gates now? Dang, they've instituted those tests everywhere nowadays.
Seriously, I seem to recall a doctrine that says you get to go to heaven just for belief in Christ as the son of God. Period. No caveats there about ANYTHING -- not murder, not rape, not theft, not tearing the tags off of mattresses, and not recreational drug use. Not that I believe it anyway, but is it too much to ask people to manage at least SOME consistency?
11/30/2006 5:29:01 PM
so fundies suffer all their lives for a heaven that might not exist? The drugies have a good time now and probbably think theyve gone to heaven every time we drop acid
11/30/2006 6:14:03 PM
God made smoke but man made alchahol. Which should you choose? Man made or God made?
4/27/2007 10:13:49 PM
Does that include drugs like nicotine (most addictive substance known to man!), alchohol, and caffiene?
4/27/2007 10:30:43 PM
What about the opiate of the masses? That's a drug, too.
4/27/2007 10:50:04 PM
We don't need no heaven, man, we got Toontown.
4/28/2007 2:20:54 AM
Already there man, already there...
4/28/2007 2:21:55 AM
there wont be anyone else in heaven because the fucking place doesnt even EXIST!!!
4/28/2007 2:57:49 AM
Well duh, that's because \"Drugs\" and \"Heaven\" are two totally seperate songs. Granted, they were written by the same band on the same album...
4/28/2007 3:00:56 AM
Bong hits in Hell WOOHOO!!!
4/28/2007 10:22:46 AM
Except when wine is concerned, I guess.
12/29/2009 8:17:22 AM
No Rush Limbaugh in Heaven, then?
6/11/2010 7:11:49 AM
Thats a relief. I dont have to worry about seeing any neocons or teabaggers in Heaven.
6/11/2010 12:36:39 PM
Your enmity against recreational drug users will send you to hell.
6/14/2010 1:48:33 AM
In the words of Mark Twain:
"Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company"
6/14/2010 3:50:13 AM
"There won't be any of these recreational drug users going to heaven."
That's Ted Faggard fucked then (pun not intended):
He was off his tits on crystal meth whilst bumming that rent-boy.
I guess that also includes the Bronze Age goatfuckers who had ideas above their stations who originally wrote the Bible. I mean, have you actually read
Revelation?! To come up with that, they must've been on industrial-strength hallucinogens!
"No Rush Limbaugh in Heaven, then?"
That fat inferior right-wing subhuman prescription drug-addicted blubberbag will burn very nicely, methinks!
6/14/2010 5:52:21 AM
Since there is no such place as heaven, that's true.
6/14/2010 5:55:53 AM
Well thats John of Patmos sitting outside the pearly gates for eating all those 'shrooms while writing Revalations!
6/14/2010 12:09:30 PM