There won't be any of these recreational drug users going to heaven.
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But, but, but...
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The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat
What, Saint Peter has you pee in a cup before you can get through the Pearly Gates now? Dang, they've instituted those tests everywhere nowadays.
;^D
Seriously, I seem to recall a doctrine that says you get to go to heaven just for belief in Christ as the son of God. Period. No caveats there about ANYTHING -- not murder, not rape, not theft, not tearing the tags off of mattresses, and not recreational drug use. Not that I believe it anyway, but is it too much to ask people to manage at least SOME consistency?
~David D.G.
"There won't be any of these recreational drug users going to heaven."
That's Ted Faggard fucked then (pun not intended):
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He was off his tits on crystal meth whilst bumming that rent-boy.
I guess that also includes the Bronze Age goatfuckers who had ideas above their stations who originally wrote the Bible. I mean, have you actually read Revelation?! To come up with that, they must've been on industrial-strength hallucinogens!
@MDB
"No Rush Limbaugh in Heaven, then?"
That fat inferior right-wing subhuman prescription drug-addicted blubberbag will burn very nicely, methinks!
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