(Referring to a news story about an upside-down rainbow)
I liked the reference to it as a "Smily Face",almost like our Lord is saying.Get Ready cause I'm comming. (3 cheering smilies)
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Dude...mabye He is saying: "Gay people are not evil! See this little smily face I am making in the sky with their symbol?"
Or maybe it is just...I don't know...just a thought here: WEATHER!!
Come on, if upside down rainbows are God smiling, then what are the normal ones? Him frowning? What's acid rain, then? God taking a piss on the the planet?
Wooooooooow...
you're an idiot.
That is all
Maybe it's the Lord saying "still not planning to wipe out the planet," same as it meant the first time...supposedly.
I've always liked that myth. It's a pity that Rapture Ready had to dump all over it.
And I hate your fucking cheering smilies.
They're all "yes yes SEIZURE!!!! yes! yes! SEIZURE!!"
STOP IT
IT IS NOT REALISTIC
NOBODY CHEERS THAT WAY
Also I hate cheerful people. I want to stab those little smiley bastards.
Fools, it's really the Aesir, descending from Asgard across the Rainbow Bridge, Bifrost. They come to prepare the world for Ragnarok!
"I liked the reference to it as a "Smily Face",almost like our Lord is saying.Get Ready cause I'm comming."
You're quite the simpleton, aren't you?
Don't forget to swallow!
Idiot.
after reading our comments (and you know you do, RR) I'd say they are having a serious case of the 'vapors*.' Let me guess...they'll pray for us.
*what my granny said when she was upset
hahahahah!!!! was this guy watching what he was typing? "almost like our Lord is saying.Get Ready cause I'm comming." i guess he gets really bored up there so he must masturbate once in a while! "Get ready cause I'm coming!" *SQQUIIRRTT!!!* *moneyshot!!*
fundies see god in strange places, a piece of cloth, toast, burritos, garage doors, in strands of spaghetti on a billboard (some woman in 1991 prayed for a divine sign and "saw" jesus' face in spaghetti on a pizza hut billboard, some other people claim that they see jim morrison, a puppet or willie nelson) and even in fucking cat fur!!!(http://kathythompson.wordpress.com/2008/07/30/jesus-face-seen-in-cat-fur/ )
but this must take the cake for being the most imaginative! it's a fucking rainbow!!! I bet this guy sees god in his shit! and what if he tries to interpret it as a divine sign! "hmmmmmm there's blood in my turds, maybe that's god's way of saying i'm bleeding from the anus! maybe i should get my head out of my ass!"
Upside down "rainbows" are usually caused by ice crystals in the upper atmosphere. They're fairly rare, but well-known and easily explained by science.
You'd think if God wanted to make a sign, He'd pick something a little more obvious, like a big ball of flame and a host of angels in the air and a sign saying "Get Ready 'cause I'm coming".
Yes, 'cause that's far more sensible than just using words and saying "Get Ready cause I'm comming" (sic)
~ ByAirplanesIFly (without self-deception!)
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