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What we know as HIV is a virus which is friendly to the sexual organs of animals but is deadly to humans.

This is why God told man not to have sex with animals and if someone does, the animal and that person should both be killed.

This death penalty was not only for punishment, but to protect the rest of us from contracting STD picked up by that human-animal sex act.

Pastor A, Yahoo! Answers 38 Comments [9/24/2008 2:35:11 AM]
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Frog

Ummm. Did you know that HIV stands for HUMAN IMMUNOVIRUS? And I think you're confusing viruses with bacteria. Viruses aren't friendly to ANYTHING. Bacteria can be helpful.

9/24/2008 2:38:24 AM

clockworkgirl21

Wow. Just. Wow.

9/24/2008 2:39:34 AM

Jay-Sus

This is one big citation needed.

9/24/2008 2:46:02 AM

werewolf

You may know it but the rest of the world doesn't. We wait with bated breath for your evidence.

9/24/2008 2:51:14 AM



lolwut

9/24/2008 2:51:28 AM

anonymous_troy

"a virus which is friendly to the sexual organs of animals but is deadly to humans."

What we know is that gasoline is a fuel that is good for Toyotas but harmful to Chevrolets.

9/24/2008 2:53:34 AM

D Laurier

Your ignorance of biology is truely staggering...
What we know as HIV is a virus which is utterly indifferent to the sexual organs of animals, but is harmfull or deadly to the immune systems of primates. (including humans).

9/24/2008 2:55:24 AM

Painful

W... T.... F.....?

9/24/2008 3:01:57 AM

Mike

Fuck the what?

9/24/2008 3:08:24 AM

myheadhurts

All other stupidity aside,

the animal has to die why?

9/24/2008 3:11:46 AM

BiologyTeacher

Just what does "friendly to the sexual organs of animals" mean? HIV is an example of a zoonosis- an animal disease that transfers to humans. It's currently believed that HIV was transmitted to human in sub-saharan Africa as the humans increasingly moved into the bushland and contacted SIV (simian immunodeficiency virus). And no, not in any sexual way but from consumption, handling, and exposure. I'd like to see your sources on diseases that have jumped species due to the exchange of sexual fluids. Somehow I'm not holding my breath! Another fine example of make up some random nonsense and declare it science.

9/24/2008 3:15:49 AM

thejebusfire

[the animal and that person should both be killed.]

Just like how the rapist and the rape victim have to be killed? You people are horrible.

9/24/2008 3:16:48 AM

Boom de yada!

Learn you some science!

9/24/2008 3:23:05 AM

Headache

Oooookkkk... Pastor A... Was it a goat or a sheep you fucked?

9/24/2008 3:38:12 AM

Slayer

Getting an STD from an animal is incredibly rare.

Why kill the animal? It isn't like it consented...

9/24/2008 3:52:41 AM

Dr. Quasius

What we know as HIV is a virus which is friendly to the sexual organs of animals but is deadly to humans.

All of us? Really? I did not know this, and I must say, I really feel stupid now. Pastor A, thank you for schooling me. Is there anything else I should know?

9/24/2008 4:14:00 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Sigh. HIV can only be passed from human to human. There is no "horse HIV" or "cat HIV", seeing as HIV stands for "HUMAN Immunodeficiency Virus". Variants exist in other species (FIV for felines, SIV for non-human primates, etc.), but if a man has sex with a cat, neither FIV nor HIV can cross the species barrier. Mutations occasionally occur (thanks to evolution, something else you probably know nothing about), which is how it jumped from the other primates to humans (not from sex, but from consuming chimp meat, insanitary conditions, etc.), but it's very, very unlikely to contract any immunodeficiency virus from another species.

Not that I'm suggesting anyone go out and have sex with a cat -- how the hell would that even work? -- just that it's bloody ridiculous to kill someone as punishment for ANYTHING.

9/24/2008 4:42:35 AM

Osiris

What we know as HIV is a virus which is friendly to the sexual organs of animals but is deadly to humans.

Is that why it's called the HUMAN immunovirus?

9/24/2008 5:05:12 AM



fail.

9/24/2008 5:41:03 AM

aaa

Groan...

9/24/2008 7:33:53 AM

Fredrik Svanberg

Not to mention that God gave this command to protect us from a disease he created himself. Wouldn't it have been easier to just not create the disease?

9/24/2008 9:57:00 AM

Tired Christian

I understand why it would be bad for a human to screw an animal (the whole consent issue). I understand why you see HIV as a bad thing (who doesn't)
Just some quick notes though:
1. Why the hell should the animal die?
2. Why would god create it?
3. Why can HIV be spread to others if it was only for someone who screwed an animal?
4. Why can HIV be spread through over means rather than sex? (blood transfusions, consumption of infected animals, etc)
5. Who the hell believes what Levi. said? He probably just didn't want anyone taking to good ones (joking).

9/24/2008 10:10:09 AM

Panz

Must be a poe, has to be, this is just too blatantly stupid to be fundie

9/24/2008 11:01:26 AM

The Jamo

You know, none of this would have to happen if your god wasn't a moron.

9/24/2008 11:08:55 AM

kingoftheheavies

This is not good. I can feel something is about to hap

*head goes all splody*

9/24/2008 11:41:47 AM
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