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(This is a parody site, but this letter writer apparently doesn't realize it.)

Too many of us, by us I mean those who call ourselves Christian, have stood by for much too long while the "Liberal Agenda for America" has been allowed to run wild and go un checked. For almost 40 years now, Liberals have scored victory after victory, and are well on their way to achieving their goals of rewriting American History, and consigning Christianity to the "lost memory column" of American History. We who call ourselves Christian have been too lazy and complacent to challenge the Liberal, anti Christian Teacher's Unions, who manage to poison the mind's of America's Children!! We who call ourselves Christian have allowed anti Christian, and anti American organizations such as the Jewish controlled ACLU, dictate to us where and where not we can display our Christmas tree!! We who call ourselves Christian have said "welcome" to the "Homosexual Agenda for America," by letting them tell America's Childre! n that it's "OK" for a man to marry another man, or a woman to marry another woman!! We who call ourselves Christian have allowed the Abortionists of the viscious Liberal Communist Feminist movement, to convince us that a woman has "some sort of right" to kill a yet to be born future human being!! We who call ourselves Christian have encouraged phony Ministers like Jackson and Sharpton to continue to make a complete mockery out of Christianity, and antagonize and race bait in order to exploit and profit at the expense of their own followers!! We who call ourselves Christian have been forced to kneel at the altar of the "Liberal Discipline Experts," who threaten to have us arrested if we dare to administer reasonable and proper strict discipline and corporal punishment within our own families!! Yes indeed, Those of us who call ourselves Christian have failed miserably!!

Nicholas, Our Mailbag (Society of Christians for the Restoration of Old Testament Morality) 37 Comments [10/1/2008 6:08:06 AM]
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#704077

dpareja

About the abortions, does God have a right to kill those "yet to be born future human being[s]"? If not, then up to what do you chalk miscarriages?

10/1/2008 6:13:40 AM

#704090

Mortok

Yes, yes you have. Now get over it, and quit being such a sore loser.

10/1/2008 6:23:25 AM

#704106

werewolf

Only you fundies call yourselves Christian because you typically mispell Charlatan.

10/1/2008 6:42:10 AM

#704140

Waiting for God

Accuses Jackson and Sharpton of race-baiting, maybe, but:

"......such as the Jewish controlled ACLU". Pot, this is kettle, you're black.

Hummm, being British I shouldn't know much about liberal American presidents, wait, netiher do Americans because there's only been about 3 in the last 150 years. Kennedy, he was liberal, Clinton?, not sure about him and was Jimmy Carter? Correct me if I'm wrong someone.

Conservatives dominate American politics and have done for ever and an age. A glorious return to traditional American values is always promised, but since no-one knows what these values are and when they supposadly existed, no change is ever seen.

"Liberal Communist Feminist Movement" Lol. :)

Why not:

Liberal Homosexual Abortionist Evolutionist Communist Femminist Atheist Anti-American Men, Women and Transgendered Stem Cell Extraction Society

I'd vote for them :)

10/1/2008 7:52:53 AM

#704143

Doctor Fishcake

"Those of us who call ourselves Christian have failed miserably!"

Take that quote out of context, and it is a fair point...

Moreover, anyone who fails to spot that the acronym is SCROTM really needs to have a word with themselves.

10/1/2008 7:57:53 AM

#704152

The Jamo

Oh, cry me a fricken' river!

10/1/2008 9:33:37 AM

#704164

Reks

Someone call a WHAAAAAAAmbulance, quick!

10/1/2008 10:10:42 AM

#704187

Argle Bargle

Wow, I can practically visualize the foam forming on the corners of Nicolas's mouth as he wrote this wall of text.

It must be so hard to be a self-righteous dickhole these days. Poor Nicky.

10/1/2008 11:02:08 AM

#704196

Hasher

By all means, carry on failing.

10/1/2008 11:22:48 AM

#704207

upallnite

Ya know Nicholas, after all that failure, you might consider that it is you that is wrong.

10/1/2008 11:39:39 AM

#704219

aaa

Go fuck yourself.

10/1/2008 12:00:05 PM

#704220

Grogs

@Waiting for God: Hummm, being British I shouldn't know much about liberal American presidents, wait, netiher do Americans because there's only been about 3 in the last 150 years. Kennedy, he was liberal, Clinton?, not sure about him and was Jimmy Carter? Correct me if I'm wrong someone.

Don't forget Lyndon Johnson, who took over after Kennedy died. At first glance, he's another hothead cowboy from Texas, but he actually started a lot of the social programs we have today with his "Great Society". He also helped end segregation by, among other things, federalizing the national guard and forcing southern schools to integrate even when the governors refused to comply. If it hadn't been for that one minor detail - Vietnam - he probably would have been re-elected to a 2nd term. Instead, his polling numbers were so low (Bush-like) that he didn't even seek a 2nd term.

10/1/2008 12:00:15 PM

#704237

Aethernaut

Yes, yes you have. And you have no one to blame but your hypocritical selves.

10/1/2008 12:26:43 PM

#704255

Mr Smith

@Waiting for God
You forgot Humanist.

10/1/2008 1:17:21 PM

#704265

anonymous

Call ourselves? Are you not Christians or just wusses?

Yes, you do fail miserably.

10/1/2008 1:30:31 PM

#704284

Tearlich

Doctor Fishcake For the Win!!

10/1/2008 1:55:21 PM

#704291

Mrs. Antichrist

Blah blah blah liberals are ruining the world blah blah blah teh ghey is taking over blah blah blah abortion is murder blah blah blah Christians are being persecuted blah blah blah I'm a tool.

10/1/2008 2:03:02 PM

#704295

Voldemort13

Learn to use paragraphs.

10/1/2008 2:08:50 PM

#704298

Princess Rot

"We who call ourselves Christian have allowed the Abortionists of the viscious[sic] Liberal Communist Feminist movement, to convince us that a woman has "some sort of right" to kill a yet to be born future human being!!"

Or any other rights, for that matter. But I suppose you wouldn't mind half the human race being enslaved, it won't apply to you. Newsflash: control over one's own reproduction is not "some sort" of right, it IS a right.

10/1/2008 2:12:28 PM

#704335

Reverend Jeremiah

Yup, you fail..even though you are talking straight out of your ass, you still fail.

10/1/2008 2:46:16 PM

#704339

Bryan65

The wailing fleet just pulled in. Get on board.

10/1/2008 2:51:41 PM

#704414

Empress

Any chance this chap is just playing along with the joke? Please? Pretty please?

10/1/2008 3:56:33 PM

#704507

GigaGuess

Ah, Poe's Law is alive and well. A parody attracting a nutbar.

10/1/2008 6:01:31 PM

#704560

BlackMageJ

I'm sorry, but I can't get over the fact that a parody site got so close to coming up with a convincing name whose acronym would spell SCROTUM but didn't go with it.

How about Society of Christians for the Restoration of Old Testament Universal Morality?

10/1/2008 6:44:15 PM

#704619

You call yourself Christian and you haven't realised that this is a PARODY. Or that Jews are a group of racially or religiously connected people. Not an organisation.

10/1/2008 7:33:21 PM

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