About the abortions, does God have a right to kill those "yet to be born future human being[s]"? If not, then up to what do you chalk miscarriages?
10/1/2008 6:13:40 AM
Yes, yes you have. Now get over it, and quit being such a sore loser.
10/1/2008 6:23:25 AM
Only you fundies call yourselves Christian because you typically mispell Charlatan.
10/1/2008 6:42:10 AM
Waiting for God
Accuses Jackson and Sharpton of race-baiting, maybe, but:
"......such as the Jewish controlled ACLU". Pot, this is kettle, you're black.
Hummm, being British I shouldn't know much about liberal American presidents, wait, netiher do Americans because there's only been about 3 in the last 150 years. Kennedy, he was liberal, Clinton?, not sure about him and was Jimmy Carter? Correct me if I'm wrong someone.
Conservatives dominate American politics and have done for ever and an age. A glorious return to traditional American values is always promised, but since no-one knows what these values are and when they supposadly existed, no change is ever seen.
"Liberal Communist Feminist Movement" Lol. :)
Liberal Homosexual Abortionist Evolutionist Communist Femminist Atheist Anti-American Men, Women and Transgendered Stem Cell Extraction Society
I'd vote for them :)
10/1/2008 7:52:53 AM
"Those of us who call ourselves Christian have failed miserably!"
Take that quote out of context, and it is a fair point...
Moreover, anyone who fails to spot that the acronym is SCROTM really needs to have a word with themselves.
10/1/2008 7:57:53 AM
Oh, cry me a fricken' river!
10/1/2008 9:33:37 AM
Someone call a WHAAAAAAAmbulance, quick!
10/1/2008 10:10:42 AM
Wow, I can practically visualize the foam forming on the corners of Nicolas's mouth as he wrote this wall of text.
It must be so hard to be a self-righteous dickhole these days. Poor Nicky.
10/1/2008 11:02:08 AM
By all means, carry on failing.
10/1/2008 11:22:48 AM
Ya know Nicholas, after all that failure, you might consider that it is you that is wrong.
10/1/2008 11:39:39 AM
Go fuck yourself.
10/1/2008 12:00:05 PM
@Waiting for God: Hummm, being British I shouldn't know much about liberal American presidents, wait, netiher do Americans because there's only been about 3 in the last 150 years. Kennedy, he was liberal, Clinton?, not sure about him and was Jimmy Carter? Correct me if I'm wrong someone.
Don't forget Lyndon Johnson, who took over after Kennedy died. At first glance, he's another hothead cowboy from Texas, but he actually started a lot of the social programs we have today with his "Great Society". He also helped end segregation by, among other things, federalizing the national guard and forcing southern schools to integrate even when the governors refused to comply. If it hadn't been for that one minor detail - Vietnam - he probably would have been re-elected to a 2nd term. Instead, his polling numbers were so low (Bush-like) that he didn't even seek a 2nd term.
10/1/2008 12:00:15 PM
Yes, yes you have. And you have no one to blame but your hypocritical selves.
10/1/2008 12:26:43 PM
@Waiting for God
You forgot Humanist.
10/1/2008 1:17:21 PM
Call ourselves? Are you not Christians or just wusses?
Yes, you do fail miserably.
10/1/2008 1:30:31 PM
Doctor Fishcake For the Win!!
10/1/2008 1:55:21 PM
Blah blah blah liberals are ruining the world blah blah blah teh ghey is taking over blah blah blah abortion is murder blah blah blah Christians are being persecuted blah blah blah I'm a tool.
10/1/2008 2:03:02 PM
Learn to use paragraphs.
10/1/2008 2:08:50 PM
"We who call ourselves Christian have allowed the Abortionists of the viscious[sic] Liberal Communist Feminist movement, to convince us that a woman has "some sort of right" to kill a yet to be born future human being!!"
Or any other rights, for that matter. But I suppose you wouldn't mind half the human race being enslaved, it won't apply to you. Newsflash: control over one's own reproduction is not "some sort" of right, it IS a right.
10/1/2008 2:12:28 PM
Yup, you fail..even though you are talking straight out of your ass, you still fail.
10/1/2008 2:46:16 PM
The wailing fleet just pulled in. Get on board.
10/1/2008 2:51:41 PM
Any chance this chap is just playing along with the joke? Please? Pretty please?
10/1/2008 3:56:33 PM
Ah, Poe's Law is alive and well. A parody attracting a nutbar.
10/1/2008 6:01:31 PM
I'm sorry, but I can't get over the fact that a parody site got so close to coming up with a convincing name whose acronym would spell SCROTUM but didn't go with it.
How about Society of Christians for the Restoration of Old Testament Universal Morality?
10/1/2008 6:44:15 PM
You call yourself Christian and you haven't realised that this is a PARODY. Or that Jews are a group of racially or religiously connected people. Not an organisation.
10/1/2008 7:33:21 PM