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Gays are already equal under the law. Gay men can marry women just as straight men can. Gay women can marry men just as straight women can. That is complete equality. And guess what? Gay men have been marrying women, and gay women have been marrying men, for millenia. There is no problem to be solved, other than dealing with the hatred that homosexuals have for heterosexual culture.

Dalicious, Huffington Post 62 Comments [9/23/2008 7:21:42 PM]
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The L

This is like someone 50 years ago saying, "Black people are already equal with white people under the law. They have their own schools, restaurants, water fountains, etc. And a black man can marry a member of his own race, just as a white person can marry a member of his own race. There is no problem to be solved. Those perverts who want to marry outside their own race need to stop trying to subvert the system!!"

The sad part is, Dal clearly doesn't see the parallels.

9/23/2008 7:27:37 PM

Nirjuana

Someone missed the point here

9/23/2008 7:29:32 PM

Lord Nikon

you are a retard and missed the point completely

9/23/2008 7:31:15 PM

Dracori

El oh fucking el.

Someone's a little confused.

9/23/2008 7:31:22 PM

JewBoy

Gays wanting the right to marriage is hatred for heterosexual culture? That's a nice, shiny mirror you have there.

9/23/2008 7:36:03 PM

necronomikron

"The heathens are already equal under the law. They can pick Islam as the one and true religions just as a Muslim can. That is complete equality."

Same logic, still bullshit.

9/23/2008 7:37:32 PM

emau99

[Gays are already equal under the law. Gay men can marry women just as straight men can. Gay women can marry men just as straight women can. That is complete equality.]

Just like Communism.

[And guess what? Gay men have been marrying women, and gay women have been marrying men, for millenia.]

Similarly, heretics were killed for millenia. Then they weren't. Why do you suppose that is?

[There is no problem to be solved, other than dealing with the hatred that homosexuals have for heterosexual culture.]

The GAYS are the ones to blame???

9/23/2008 7:37:33 PM

Frog

Yes, and then when the straight man/woman finds out that their spouse is homosexual, then problems start to happen. The relationship can break up, divorces happen, and people aren't happy. Take Governer McGreevey for example.

9/23/2008 7:38:03 PM

aaa

Groan...

9/23/2008 7:40:15 PM

Doctor Whom

Gays are already equal under the law. Gay men can marry women just as straight men can. Gay women can marry men just as straight women can. That is complete equality.

The Lovings are already equal under the law. Mr. Loving may marry a white woman just as any other white man may. Mrs. Loving may marry a black man just as any other black woman may. That is complete equality.

And guess what? Gay men have been marrying women, and gay women have been marrying men, for millenia. There is no problem to be solved, other than dealing with the hatred that homosexuals have for heterosexual culture.

Then, when those marriages fall apart, you blame the militant homosexual agenda or just about anything else except your own attitudes that pushed them into such marriages in the first place.

9/23/2008 7:42:04 PM

Asuka

LAWL.

Why do we need to change? Plessy v. Ferguson means they're already equal under the law!

9/23/2008 7:42:08 PM

Lucilius

So this is the new fundie strategy? I've been seeing this idiotic argument more and more often. That doesn't make it sensible, but there's always an ocean of idiotic bigots eager to believe and repeat it.

9/23/2008 7:44:04 PM

Panz

woops, no it's not, or else, you can follow the religion of the FSM just like a FSM woshipper does

9/23/2008 7:45:16 PM

myheadhurts

Women who are attracted to men are allowed to marry men. Men who are attracted to women are allowed to marry women. Women who are not attracted to men are expected to marry men? Men who are not attracted to women are expected to marry women? This is not equality, this is perversion and against nature.

9/23/2008 7:45:55 PM



The handicapped have the same rights as everyone else to use the stairs. Just because its physically impossible for them to get up somewhere without a ramp doesnt mean they should get special rights!

9/23/2008 7:46:23 PM

breakerslion

"There is no problem to be solved, other than dealing with the hatred that Dalicious has for homosexual culture."

Fixed.

9/23/2008 7:52:25 PM

Old Viking

Damned gays and their hatred. I get so sick of them persecuting me.

9/23/2008 8:10:17 PM

spir

Right, there's absolutely no problem with forcing yourself into a relationship that you are not comfortable with, just so you can confirm to completely outdated social standards. Got it.

9/23/2008 8:29:06 PM

spir

Right, there's absolutely no problem with forcing yourself into a relationship that you are not comfortable with, just so you can confirm to completely outdated social standards. Got it.

9/23/2008 8:29:18 PM

Carbonated Margarine

That's comparable to having McCain/Palin as the only presidential ticket and saying "Dems have a right to vote republican, just like everyone else does. That is complete equality."

(Apologies if I creeped anyone out with that scenario.)

9/23/2008 8:55:56 PM

David B.

Yeah, but just try and tell Dalicious his children have just as much right to be taught evolution as anyone else's, and suddenly this argument doesn't carry much weight with him anymore.


9/23/2008 9:15:53 PM



Ok, let's make the official religion of our new theocracy Islam. You are equal under the law, you are permitted to be a Muslim just like everyone else. There is no problem to be solved, other than dealing with the hatred Christians have for Muslim culture.

9/23/2008 9:20:10 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu


9/23/2008 9:20:31 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

But what if you're a straight man who wants to marry a gay man? You ever think of that?

9/23/2008 9:22:59 PM

David D.G.

"There is no problem to be solved, other than dealing with the hatred that homosexuals have for heterosexual culture."

Ex-freakin'-SCUSE me?!? Roughly 99% of the hatred runs in the opposite direction, and the 1% left is simply backlash from centuries of oppression (and rather mild at that).


~David D.G.

9/23/2008 9:24:21 PM
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